Tt is illegal
of farm an
have the hind legs
mals in your boots,
Tes Illegal to wear your boots to bed.
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.
Whaling is illegal.
can be fined, arrested or jailed for
making ugly faces at a dog.
No one may spit on a sidewalk.
Molesting an automobile is illegal.
No one may walk backwards downtown while
eating a hamburger.
You may not open
supervision of a licensed engineer.
One's mode of transportation must
be tied up while not attended.