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    • Diogenes plucked a whole ass chicken for the sake of a meme
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    • I love diogenes
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    • Sam o nella flashbacks
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    • Feather-less biped? What a HUMAN.
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    • Inaccurate; Diogenes would’ve just been naked
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    • Diogenes likely wouldnt have clothes on
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    • Why Plato looking kinda fine tho 👀👀
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    • Shoulda glued the feathers to himself and walked out claiming he was a chicken holding a man.
      soggy_log 22 jul
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    • So basically, I'm monkey
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    • Watch Sam o nellas video on diogenese it’s hilarious and educational
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    • Sam O'nella Academy
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    • I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
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    • So a monkey?
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    • Diogenes is the favorite “philosopher” of low IQ retards
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    • This joke is worn tf out
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    • Are those long ass strands of hair under diogene's robes his pubes?
      NatnoF 22 jul
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    • Behold, a man
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    • Featherless Biped = Man
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    • The sentence "kiss my ass plato" brings me much joy
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    • Ok who's gonna bring up Sam
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    • That chicken is scarred for life.
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    • For a second I thought he had massively long pubic hair.
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    • Diogenes is a Reddit bro
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    • *can be*, not *is*
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    • I’ve seen this before in Zelda. The rest of the cuckoos are about to attack.
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    • We just gonna ignore that his pubes are longer than his hair?
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    • QueenLoba 22 jul
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    • RIP lil chicken homie
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    • YO! Why Plato so fucking thicc tho?
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    • Oh so thats the shadow of the inside of his robes, not his enormous hanging pube bush
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    • Cya later, refrigerator
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    • Me, a man
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    • The poor chicken
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    • Plato was actually his wrestling nickname
      Hexile 22 jul
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    • Diogenes = The Legend
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    • Diogenes could verbally throw down with the best of them
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    • ”Get the f@ck out of my light” -Diogenes to King Alexander
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    • I love Diogenes and he is a big dick mad lad
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    • Diogenes was the worse philosopher to ever be seen as legendary
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    • Thanks for all the support guys
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    • Kangaroo?
      Rinzler9 25 jul
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    • Diogenes' whole existence was to call bullshit every time someone tried to be wise.
      Gaularn 25 jul
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    • Poor chicken
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    • 2 more weeks tops and you guys are gonna be sick of diogenes
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    • If old men in Ancient Greece packed a wagon like that I would be fucking dudes too
      PapaJacko 25 jul
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    • Fake! Diogenes didn’t wear clothes.
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    • They were both retards
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    • Featherless?
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    • Jokes on you there were no chickens in Ancient Greece
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    • Tumblrtards are gonna ruin Diogenes now
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    • Featherless biped
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    • Diogenes was a chad who was respected by Alexander the Great for having the balls to criticize him.
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    • Pubes
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    • A human can be defined as any creature which is capable of putting anothers welfare before its own and does so without thought of recompense.. there might be no humans left.. and thats sad
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    • It that his clothes in shadow or his pubic hair
      Yoohoo13 24 jul
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    • So is no one going to acknowledge his pubs
      Tarn_ 24 jul
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    • That dude on the right was like
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    • According to ancient non fiction literature this is what ancient times were really like apparently
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    • He's got some long ass pubes.
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    • Diogenes was a fucking chad
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    • A true mad lad
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    • His pubes are long as fuck
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    • Diogenes 100, might go fap in public now.
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    • Are his pubes gray and luscious or is that his coat
      Stowner 23 jul
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    • Ha put that in your book plato!
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    • ah man if you now what this is you are a Chad for watching Sam o nella
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    • Gah dayum, look at dem legs
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    • In principle it has feathers
      Jesum 23 jul
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    • Featherless biped*
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    • Didnt he say a fatherless, bipedal, hominid
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    • A kangaroo is a human? The more you know...
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    • Pssssst, hey! Biped means two feet, so two footed biped is redundant
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    • What about kangaroos?
      gdubrush 23 jul
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    • A plucked chicken is not a featherless being. That’s like shaving all the hair off one human and saying “humans are hairless beings”
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    • This! I want this. A comic about the antics of Greek philosophers
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    • I do believe this may be the worlds first meme😂
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    • I'm gonna shit myself Part One
      kandydead 23 jul
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    • Everybody circle jerks around diogenes. Not hating on people for liking something, but it seems to be the only philosopher people bring up ever
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    • Plato is never gonna live this down huh...
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