"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement.
"In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
ladefuckingda ladefuckingda
24 sep 2020
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement. "In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
Game: press any button to play
Me: *presses my belly button*
Game: *starts*
*Confused screaming*
na346g na346g
26 apr
Game: press any button to play Me: *presses my belly button* Game: *starts* *Confused screaming*
when you open the oven and the heat blows right into your face
KWISPY
Bionemesis Bionemesis
23 oct 2020
when you open the oven and the heat blows right into your face KWISPY
How others do Cowgirl
grandmasbootycheeks3 grandmasbootycheeks3
19 dec 2020
How others do Cowgirl
joemamama joemamama
15 sep 2020
y dog saw a squirrel when my back as turned...
Ho,
Have seenthe
DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
xDoomSlayerx xDoomSlayerx
24 apr
Ho, Have seenthe DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
Chase Stout
@ChaserStout
When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat."
Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins
Featured @will_ent
Tigrea1020 Tigrea1020
25 sep 2020
Chase Stout @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins Featured @will_ent
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?"
The guy who invented Coca Cola:
BobbyShmurda BobbyShmurda
2 oct 2020
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?" The guy who invented Coca Cola:
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
Raspberryz Raspberryz
3 mar
Me in the mirror vs me in photos
Grandson Grandson
16 sep 2020
Reply chezablonclebiteh's comment What do u reckon it's gonna be like to kiss a girl x
Anything: *Happens*
Gordon Ramsay:
faxdax faxdax
13 may
Anything: *Happens* Gordon Ramsay:
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement.
"In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
ladefuckingda ladefuckingda
24 sep 2020
"A hot dog is not a sandwich." The crowd murmurs in general agreement. "In fact.....Itis a taco." The crowd forms into an angry mob as I am forcibly carried towards the guillotine.
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem*
The math teacher:
Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
CaiyaNicole CaiyaNicole
4 dec 2020
Me: *uses a different method to solve the problem* The math teacher: Well, new ideas are fine, but they're also illegal
WLMSH
25 sep 2020
© Based on: arbiter_carter
THE IN TO ATLANTIS IS NIGH BROTHERS WE WILL LEAVE Th WORLD BEHIND AND AA GO HOME
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the
Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory.
Well, well, well, how the turntables
TayIor TayIor
27 sep 2020
A group of flat earthers spent $20.000 on laser gyroscope in an attempt to prove that the Earth does not rotate. Instead, the laser actually picked up a drift, showing that the Earth does rotate. This pretty much proved the exact opposite of their theory. Well, well, well, how the turntables
hen you finally get to her yard
Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
skiparockMarky skiparockMarky
30 nov 2020
hen you finally get to her yard Goddamn. that's a pretty fuckin good milkshake.
< Keem Banks th-@
Nobody:
You Bees In Them Stupid Shirts This Summer.
< Keem Banks th-@ Nobody: You Bees In Them Stupid Shirts This Summer.
peach time
ah! so sorry!
Ni-
.P Lovecraft's cat...
AN
Grug Grug
22 sep 2020
peach time ah! so sorry! Ni- .P Lovecraft's cat... AN