• A homeless guy asked me for money today
So I looked in my pocket for change, but all I had on me
was a $20 bill. I thought to myself "Do I really want this
$20 going towards drugs?...Nah" So I gave him the 20.
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monsterbiker t I tried to share a sandwich with a homeless guy today,
but he just shouted very rudely, "Get your own
sandwich!"
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    • I asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes, but she got upset when I took her cardboard box
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    • Gave a homeless guy a nice, big dinner... threw it at the car and said “I don’t need your fucking food!” when he had been asking for food...
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    • People who don't get it are just plain stupid
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    • When I was a kid I was in the back seat and I rolled down the window and told a homeless guy to buy a house, and I thought I was being such a good person for giving them such great advice
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    • I gave some homeless some mickey d's after he asked for money.. He said he didn't want it, he wanted money!! So I gave it to a homeless like ten feet away.. He thanked me bunches
      bandildo 30 jul
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    • I got like 60 bucks on my ninth birthday and gave 20 to a homeless dude i saw while mom was driving me to target. Right after we drove away I saw him go right into a liquor store. I have never given a homeless person money since.
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    • A homeless guy was begging in my shopping area, so I swung through the Taco Ball drive through and got him a meal with a drink. He took it and put it behind a dumpster and left it there. I went back to look a couple days later and he never ate it
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    • I love when you tell them you have no cash and they give you the location of every ATM in a 50 mile radius. Scrubs.
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    • I went into a gas station and the clerk was telling a homeless guy he can't come in. So I paid for a big bottle of water and a sandwich. When I went outside to give it to him he says "I don't want no fucking water" then waved me away.... it sucks trying to find out if they are in need or just needy
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    • Best homeless experience was in Walmart. I’m at the register paying for some basic foods and a dude comes up to me and says “listen man i need anything right now. I’m $40 short for this dress shirt and these pants. I have an interview tomorrow at a bike store” I was so shocked. Dude was smart and
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    • True story in Baltimore (where I used to live) terrible panhandling problem at stop lights.. pull up sign says "starving anything helps God bless." Was about to eat a banana, roll down the window offer it to him. he says "no thanks, i just ate."
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    • I never give money to the homeless. I don’t fucking care.
      pooppops 30 jul
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    • Had to kick a homeless guy's ass one time when I opened my wallet to give him a $5, he tried reaching into my wallet and said "naw bro, you gotta gimme that $20 I see there"
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    • The person with the 20 dollars would spend the money on drugs, that’s why he gave it away. And the other is because he tried to share a sandwich with a homeless person. This is here for the people who got confused.
      Saniac 30 jul
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    • I once saw this homeless dude and I felt bad for him so I decided to give him my sandwich I had made and brought for lunch (couldn’t afford to buy lunch) he straight up said “nah, I just want to get high” now I don’t feel bad for them...
      S0Iit 30 jul
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    • I only give money to semi older looking homeless people. Cuz ive seen 20yr old niggas asking for money while im out here working since age 16.
      sss_doggo 31 jul
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    • I went to taco bell today and there was a naked homeless guy washing himself behind the gated dumpster area, thats florida for ya
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    • I work at a Casey’s so I deal with homeless people all the time. 98% of the ones around where I live really don’t care that they’re homeless. It’s basically their career at this point. I use to try and help, but now I just say fuck it bc they don’t care. If it’s a new person I’ve never seen.. 1/2
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    • There is a ring in my town. A big van drops people off at places, and swaps them out during the day. Last week I saw one guy get out of the van, take the “homeless mans” sign, and the other guy got into the same van and drove off
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    • There was an old homeless guy that I had never seen before and it looked like he had a limp and was extremely malnourished he said he got kicked from his family and after he found out his wife was cheating. I took him to a very nice restaurant and let him order as much as he wanted then we went1/2
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    • Saw a homeless guy when I was like 15. He was asking for money, I offered my sandwich and cheez it crackers and coke and he said “fuck your food” and threw it on the floor. That’s when I realized that if they want just money, it’s for drugs or alcohol. If they accept food, they really need the help.
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    • One time I was super fucked up leaving a concert, and there were homeless begging for money right outside. Me seeing a hand extended I gave this man a casual low five before I realized what was happening and he looked at me so hurt and said "thanks" saddest shit of my life
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    • a while ago when i was around seven or eight i passed by two homeless people sleeping on the doorstep of an apartment building it was dark so i didn’t notice they were there until one of them moved and that’s when i screamed “ahh! Homeless people!” i felt soo bad after
      Woawx 1 aug
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    • Never give homeless money. Always give goods or services. Money can sonetimes lead to a drug overdose and death. And the good, decent homeless folk will gratefully accept goods or services (1/2)
      erma4nerd 30 jul
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    • Homeless dude at the local Hawaiian BBQ. I was 100% sure he would ask for money, which I had no cash. Instead he ask for food, I happily obliged and got him a full meal. I treated him like a human not someone to pity and look down on. I hate that it's been a long time since I did...I miss you bunny
      thagabe 30 jul
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    • My wife has been really cold to me lately guys just need some advice. I decided to try the whole prostitute thing out but kept getting fucked in the ass.
      macdeala 30 jul
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    • 90% of these comments are "the homeless guy was asking for money so I gave him food and he threw it away" yeah because people fuck with food and give it to homeless, also they want the money for drugs and/or alcohol, they have a food card bruh, they're not going to trust food from a stranger.
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    • "SAY NO TO DRUGS" -Carl. "Youre tripping, the Acid isn't really talking to you"-Mwah
      pkb_17 30 jul
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    • When I was in Washington DC I bought a homeless guy lunch and we sat at a table in the park and ate together while sharing stories.
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    • I was carrying a big ass box of clothes the bottom tore a bit and some clothes and my moms socks came out and some 100% cracked up homeless women comes out nowhere and asks for the socks while im picking shit up i say sure not wanting to deal with that shit then she asks for some fucking underwear
      iBandit 30 jul
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    • Man fuck y'all people who've had their ass wiped for them all their life would fucking die on the streets I had a fucking job and me and my dad cut grass on the side all because my mom wanted to cheat and take everything but I chose to stay with my dad I will never abandon him!
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    • Was with a friend once when we came to a stoplight with a homeless woman begging for change. There weren't any other cars around so it was just me and her, I motioned to her to come to my car so I could give her acouple bucks (cont.)
      Juistan 31 jul
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    • It's impossible to starve today. No homeless person is going to want your food. They want drunk and booze money.
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    • Once I was watching a homeless guy, masturbating. He looked at me straight in the eye and said "hey Jack off somewhere else!"
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    • Had a homeless guy come up to me and ask for some change while I was on lunch I said no but you can have some of my lunch and all he did was whine like a baby then walked off. Underwear goes inside the pants- by lazyboy is a great song about shit like that
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    • I lived in the city for a long time so i got to know some of the homeless. One dude, who definitely does drugs, suddenly had a kitten one day asking for money for milk. Im confident that kitten died the same day. Still makes me sad.
      smolyam 30 jul
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    • I threatened one with a shovel for sleeping in my construction project. And another for smacking his shitbox car door into my car. And another for swinging on a loose low voltage line.
      fsneath 30 jul
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    • “Honse” hahahaha
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    • I bought chick fil a one day and there was a dude begging for money at the traffic light just outside of it. I offered him my sandwich and his eyes lit up like he was getting a Christmas present. He thanked me then left.
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    • I saw a homeless guy and wether he was going to use it for drugs or not I figured I could at least do my part and give him some money and some food
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    • The duality of man.
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    • Number 2 there's a well know panhandler that everyone calls gas man. Guy walks around with a gas can asking for gas money. So he finds me at a gas station and I'm about to fill my car up. Says hey man just need some money I ran out of gas. Pt1
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    • One time I passed a homeless man who was sleeping and so I walked the store nearby, bought him some food and water and gave it to him. Only woke him up to make sure he knew it was there for him then walked away
      Mythology 30 jul
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    • Second one was where the OP was trying to take the homeless guys sandwich. May have confused some.
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    • I never give them money. I always like to give them food or water just so I know they get something that’s worth it rather than them buying alcohol or god forbid anything hard drug wise
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    • Second one has horrible execution
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    • Second one doesnt work
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    • What?
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    • Huh first comment and somehow the p0rn isn't here yet.
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    • If these losers sent half their time panhandling looking for work they wouldn't be homeless. Especially in the welfare nanny state we live in
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    • I gave a homeless mad a dollar...a few minutes later he got up and drove off on his Camaro...
      KinGKin 1 aug
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    • homeless guy in the club admin is that a new one haha was my last time to be in the back of my life and i was the day
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    • One time while I was living on the streets some kid told me to buy a house
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    • I once hurt my shoulder and was unable to do the yard work for the weekend. I stopped by a panhandler and asked him if he'd like to make $40 for 2 hours of work. He said, "Go f*** yourself."
      trickett 31 jul
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    • Had a homeless guy ask for money to buy food. I didn’t have any money on me but I had 2 packets of tuna and said”here bro you can have my lunch for today” he said “naw, I don’t want that shit” then I concluded with “must have not been that hungry” he told me to fuck off.
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    • Please stop giving money to the homeless. It exacerbates the problem.
      Giron 30 jul
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    • pspsps 30 jul
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    • I gave 2 homeless guys food instead of money and while I drove away, they tossed it in the trash. I have a hard time trusting “homeless” ppl.
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    • I gave a crackhead $5 to fuck off at a gas station parking lot because she wouldn't leave me alone and there was a car in front of me waiting on traffic
      R1SEN_ 30 jul
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    • Tbh I hate it when I give a homeless guy (weeks holding a sign that says hungry) food and he looks all upset :( like you said you were hungry so I made you food tho ^.^
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    • I never five money to beggars... there are better places to put that money that will also help the homeless.
      Flamjetxx 30 jul
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    • I need me a cute femboy bf with freckles so we can harass FurryPorn
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    • i get it but its not funny. the second comment can hold its own so why even show the first?
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    • KingKIoud 30 jul
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    • I’m confused, he didn’t want to give the guy 20 bucks so he gave him 20?
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    • I give a lot of money to homeless people, I don’t care if they use it to buy alcohol or drugs, more power to em
      GothBabes 30 jul
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    • He spent it on drugs tho
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    • I walked to my car trying to go home from work and this guy stopped me and asked if I had any spare change. I said no and he started rambling on about stuff and then showed me the fucking pint of vodka he had shoved down his pants. Yeah, really needed money for food
      Sedonut 30 jul
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    • After reading all the comments, mannn homeless people are scumbags
      glizzyman 30 jul
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    • blm is doing a great work i cant see why people are afraid of them
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    • THE JOKE IS THAT THE GUY WITH THE MONEY WAS GOING TO BUY THE DRUGS HIMSELF
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    • ?what??
      AroraLeno 30 jul
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    • Very rarley do I help homeless people. Just like politics and whatnot. I just dont fucking care. Get away from me
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    • Most homeless people do it by choose
      zroku 30 jul
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    • I remember once, I said “I don’t got cash, but I can pay for your food” and the mf pulled out a card reader.
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    • Only homeless guy I give money to is a dude who hangs outside my favorite burger joint. He’s an older dude in his 60s and he is a joy to talk with. He didn’t even ever ask me for money I was just eating outside the place on one of the patios once and he asked if I wanted some company to chat with.
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    • I went in a 7-Eleven to buy a slurpy and when I got outside I saw this homeless dude so I just gave him the slurpy then on the ride home i felt like a retard
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    • Anybody hear about how Switzerland battles homelessness?
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    • A homeless guy came up to me and ask for money and I didn't have any cash but I just got out of Publix and I bought two one gallon things of unsweet tea and I gave him one and he handed it right back and said sorry this is unsweet I can't drink it talk about being "homeless"
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    • I remember being at college and a homeless guy said he needed money for food. I legit didn't have money but I had a couple of power bars on me that I offered him which he rejected and said "nah man I need some FOOD food" alright bitch, stay hungry then
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    • I fuckin hate the homeless
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    • Usually when I encounter someone in my city (New York) who needs cash I give them a buck. A guy started walking with me and told me his woes about how he lost everything . I gave him the usual, but when he said he actually just needed weed, I gave him a 20. Honesty gets you far in life.
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    • Don’t give homeless people money. Give them food, water, clothes, etc
      Zhaefari 1 aug
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    • It was probably spent on drugs anyways
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    • I feel bad there are really people who needs help but yea the majority of the homeless are using it for drugs. I usually give $3
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    • Bruh there was a homeless guy that’s always in an Aldi’s parking lot and I’d walk to the store since my dorm wasn’t far. I went to bk and got him some nuggets and went into the store and got water and some hand and feet warmers and he yelled at me for it. It was freezing out so i thought
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    • I bought a homeless man some food once and he immediately turned around walked over to the other side of the ihop and exchanged it for drugs 😂
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    • Stop giving homeless people money
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    • Harsh reality is that the vast majority of homeless are homeless because they're human garbage. There's a reason that they have absolutely nobody in their life willing to take them in. They're a trash human.
      Requeum 1 aug
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    • Spent five years homeless and now we have a house and car and its brought us closer together God bless some people and fuck you asshole you should be ashamed of yourself
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    • When I was a dumb child, I gave a homeless man 20 and he went straight into a smoke shop right in front of me
      HlSOKA 1 aug
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    • My gf and I saw a homeless man begging and we asked if he was hungry. He said yes. We asked if he’d cross the street so we could buy him a subway sandwich meal how he wanted it and he said it was too far of a walk. Next day he was on the side where the subway was begging for food.
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    • Weird how IFunny posts a feature about giving to the homeless when just today I had given a homeless man $3 for the bus. IFunny stop stalking me, I told you we’re over.
      Corziba 1 aug
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    • Don’t give money to the homeless
      g_rant 1 aug
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    • I had an incident where a homeless vet. Which he wasn't a vet at all, tried to show me a blank card. Tried to repeatedly get inside my truck and make me bring him at first across town to a job interview to a place that had been closed down, then to 3 other locations around town for job interviews
      Lusa 31 jul
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    • This is why I donate to my local homeless shelter rather than give them money directly.
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    • M00NChILD 31 jul
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