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    • You can ruin the reputation of someone who manipulates others into believing they are a good person when they are actually just super shitty
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    • Can't I'm already the hottest version of my self
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    • I would turn into my crush and start playing with my boobies and see what I could shove up my vagina then I would grow my penis while still having her body and fuck myself with it
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    • First thing I’d do is become my brother and just mess with him. Then go like become a bird to shit on people I don’t like
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    • u cant turn into something that doesnt exist, dragons, a better looking u. ur ugly, ur fat, get over it
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    • Can alter your penis size, as well as sensitive on demand to perfectly match any partner
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    • *switches places with jeffree star
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    • Best power is ability to control time change my mind
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    • Hi
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    • You can be any scp!
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    • I always wanted to become all of the alien creatures I created in my artist brain. I also wonder what having a vagina is like.
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    • You can have and dick size you want
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    • YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN BOOBS
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    • Yeah I do wonder, seriously, why Mystique never got further in life
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    • But what if you feel everything while shapeshifting?
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    • I think creation is the best superpower. I mean sure you can do just about anything with it but the important part is... free food
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    • Hotter version of myself? I haven’t reached my true potential yet? IMMA GET BIGGER BOOBS!!!
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    • I feel like not many of you have seen the shape shifter from supernatural
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    • Return the slaaab, or suffer my currrse
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    • I’d make my dick longer and bigger
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    • You could make yourself a man and woman and literally go fuck yourself
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    • I’d have the power to do what ever I wanna bc then I can want any power and immediately have it and wish for no downside
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    • Id want the power to pause time and teleport.
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    • The best power I think would be to be able to grant wishes, whether it be your own, or someone else's, and in reality, you could rule over all
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    • Actually manipulating probability would be the best power because then u could literally do and have anything
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    • Does shapeshifting imply color/texture shifting too or will I just turn into a flesh-toned, squishy car or some shit
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    • I can turn into a horse and legally fuck a horse
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    • You had me in the first half...
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    • The only thing I’d change for my appearance would be longer eyelashes, gotta pull them boys in to find myself romance 👌🏽.
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    • You can shapeshift into your crush and take nude pictures of yourself in the bathroom
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    • *PENNYWISE HEAVY BREATHING*
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    • I can have big pp
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    • Changing the probability of things is the best. Example I have a 100% probability to wake up with shape shifting powers. Then boom you have them and you can get other shit too
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    • Until the winchesters find you then stab and shoot you dead.
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    • Like Loki
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    • I think invisibility would be better because you could go anywhere and do whatever you want without judgement
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    • Sounds fun
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    • Bahahaha I said that same response
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    • Most importantly, you could eat however you want and still be ripped.
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    • You could increase you dick size and still she’ll say you ain’t big enough
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    • You could turn into a beetle to escape your house when your mother found out you spent 4,000$ on Fortnite
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    • What about time manipulation?
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    • Nope, time manipulation, freeze time and do whatever the hell you want
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    • You could even transform into someone who is happy
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    • Damn I can’t choose between that and telekinesis bc like you wouldn’t have to get up if you forget something and you can just pick yourself up to fle or ride around on a chair/mattress
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    • They had us in the second half not gonna lie.
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    • I’d give myself fat fucking tits
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    • I would randomly turn into my managers or supervisors at work in random places outside of work doing random stuff in front of their other employees they "didn't know were there"
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    • that happened in Heroes
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    • I hate the comments on here, some are good but most are just unoriginal, stolen, trash, its all either repeating tc or a meme that was featured before
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    • No way time control is the best power, stop time, reverse, forward, you cant beat that
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    • The ability to shift probability
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    • Shang Tsung niggas be like
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    • bruh i would give myself a fuckin 12 inch deck
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    • Or you can just use mind control and make people do what you want
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    • Shapeshifting is every other super power. Flight? Bird. Strength? Increased muscle mass. Bulletproof? Steel skin. Invisibility? My dad.
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    • You basically have invisibility because you can hide in plain sight and you will be able to fly
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    • You can get away with murder while framing someone
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    • I’d just want the power to control probability, that way I can choice my every outcome, even the percentage of life, the universe, everything.
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    • Or you could shapeshift into your crushes boyfriend and have sex with her! ...wait might be a bit too far 🤔
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    • Personally, I thin that altering the abundance of reality is best; simply because. You can say, “What are the chances that I will be taller in one day, 1,000,000/100
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    • Id just talk to someone and get taller the tiniest bit so I grow like an inch every minute or two and see how long it takes them to notice
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    • Do you really have a true form tho because if your a shape shifter you can be anything you want and make that your true form.
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    • Gonna be an ass here and point out problems with this power. You can't instantly add mass so your stuck within the confines of the current body you have. Also, changing form would be super painful. Lastly, u need to know how to make the thing you want to turn into w/o killing yourself.
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    • YOU CAN BE THE SMARTEST BESIDES PEOPLE WHO VACC
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    • But with the ability to change probability, you can have that and the ability to control time and space among other things
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    • You can be younger or older at will
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    • Not with the law of equivalent exchange😂
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    • I’d prob just use shapeshifting to be a little more muscular, I don’t want to be anything crazy lookin, just a better version of myself, also no more acne
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    • Now a combo of that and invisibility is all I’d need
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    • Shape shifting doesn’t give you the traits of what you shift into
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    • You can change into something with a new superpower
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    • Lol
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    • The ability to control space and time would be the best power. You'd be able to do just about anything that you can dream of and you would basically be a God.
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    • I disagree with this post, I can do one better-
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    • Shapeshifters would be the best trolls tbh
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    • They had us at the first half not gonna lie
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    • I want the power to freeze time and bring anyone I want into the frozen time, you could do anything to anyone
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    • I used to want invisibility because anxiety and shit but shapeshifting sounds so much better
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    • Ms fantastic loves Mr fantastics power
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    • id prefer to have the power to make portals, but i have to know the long,lat coords to make a portal to somewhere
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    • Nah id still rather control time.
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    • Technically you can turn into a bird and then you can fly so flight comes with the superpower!
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    • "Wonder Twins powers activate! Shape of a Hawk! Come on peter" "Form of Jayna's tampon! And now to play the waiting game"
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    • You can turn into your crush’s favorite animal and make them take you home
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    • Tumblr be like...
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    • If I was the only shapeshifter in the world, I’d keep that shit to myself and make a ton of celebrity porn videos and make millions.
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    • I laughed in the middle of a fart and almost shit myself
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    • This had 999 comments so im commenting to be 1000
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    • I’d just turn into belle dalphin so everyone woud be friends with me and love me
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    • I’m on board as well
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    • *turns into Shrek*
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    • You could become a bra ;)
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    • Shapeshift into Trump and walk around grabbing pussies.
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    • I can rape with no consequences
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    • No, manipulating probability is the best superpower and you can't argue.
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