• A guy wrote to me on Tinder calling
me quite the catch cos I like nachos
and It's Aways Sunny, so I wrote back
saying well if you're impressed by
that you should see my tits and HE
UNMATCHED ME. I Iiterally have no
idea what men want
Halo theme song performed by 80 guys in 1
bathroom
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    • not all guys like girls who cut straight to the bedroom chase
      sWeed 4 may
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    • Because we're finished with thots. Find yourselves a queen you deserve fellas because you're all kings
      _Zephyr 4 may
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    • For you to not be a whore
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    • Huzzah! A man of quality!
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    • “Gentlemen, it’s better to have sex with a legitimate woman rather than a Thot” - Plato
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    • Gonna be honest, anytime a tinder match gets immediately sexual, i think it's a bot trying to sign me up for a porn sight
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    • It's cause that sounds like a line a bot would use
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    • Sure tits are good but they won’t give you the everlasting feeing of enjoying your days with the people you can call friends and making memories you’d wish you’d have more of. That’s what we want
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    • When you have no substance so you just show off your tits and get surprised when people dislike you
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    • Sure tits are nice and all but have you tried the everlasting love of Jesus?
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    • This is where boys turn into men
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    • unpopular opinion: girls who post lewd photos of themselves make themselves less desirable
      glumjosh 6 may
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    • Probably figured it was a bot.
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    • When you looking for love and all she wants is dick
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    • I like tits but do I love them
      pmob 4 may
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    • Cause he thought you were cool, but you're just a slut.
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    • If he wanted a whore he would buy one. My dude was tryna earn his queen.
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    • Some guys actually want a real relationship not some bitch throwing her sloppy coochie to anyone who passes bye
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    • I finally found a girl where I’m genuinely in love with her. Like, she could say we’re not having sex til marriage and I’d be ok with that bc I finally know what it’s like to love someone 100% for who they are. It’s cheesy but just a single smile makes my whole day. That’s what guys want.
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    • bc they want personality if its gonna be more than a one night stand
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    • Maybe because not all guys want people who will show their tits to any stranger. Maybe because they are looking for someone respectable to take on a proper date and genuinely get to know? But what do I know? 😂
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    • And when a man says something like this about his dick given the same circumstances he's called a pervert and shamed
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    • in other words- "Men only want sex. If they agree, theyre a horny pig. If they disagree, they are weird and unreadable." Try relating to him and getting to know him next time. Men are better than this.
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    • If I ask a woman "wanna see my cock?" they act annoyed, because it's obnoxious to be so overtly sexual.
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    • As any gentleman would ?🍻
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    • Maybe.... each guy is an individual and has their own boundaries concerning sex??
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    • Sex 👏 is 👏 better 👏 with 👏 someone 👏 you 👏 love 👏 not 👏 a 👏 thot
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    • Yeah I wouldn’t wanna go out with a girl who’s first sentence to me is “you want to see my tits”.... I mean I’d probably respond with “sure”, but I wouldn’t wanna touch her with a 6 foot pole. that’s how you know she been passing herself around like a frisbee.
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    • Everyone calling her a thot but I feel she was genuinely making a joke. Kinda how guys do about their dicks all the time and then complain how the girl can't take a joke (like their dicks hehe). Keep the same energy! This guy can't take a joke.
      Pretty4u 6 may
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    • Woman be thinking we want tits but deep down inside what we all really want is the halo theme
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    • probably thought that it's a bot or catfish cause nothing is that easy
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    • He thought you were a bot
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    • No guy on tinder is gonna think that a girl wants to show him her tits, he just thinks it’s some catfish or troll at that point cause women aren’t that easy
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    • Maybe he just doesn't want a whore
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    • Boys want thots, men want queens. If you want to show him your tits before you even really know him then you should know what side you're on.
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    • Probably not whores. But I dunno 🤷🏻‍♀️
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    • Men don’t want thots anymore. The revolution has begun
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    • Wdym? You transitioned from normal conversation to TITS
      Pup_Ali 9 may
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    • Huh, it’s almost as if all men are not the same and have complex thoughts and emotions.
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    • Honestly u can kind of tell when a girl will be a hoe...
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    • Is it just me or do women like dating men who cant control their emotions because they want to use sex as a tool in a relationship
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    • ..there are so many things wrong with this woman’s logic holy shit. Maybe have some self respect and morals for yourSELF? Don’t exploit your body and constantly change up for men? Idk just an idea.
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    • Every woman has tits. Not every woman has a working brain.
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    • This is the equivalent of a guy saying "you think that's good, you should see my dick"
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    • Guys don’t find hoes attractive. If anyone can get u we don’t want u
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    • Maybe he unmatched you because you’re thirsty. And you shouldn’t throw yourself at every guy you meet???
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    • Boys want hot girls to fuck. Men want women who are not easy, mature, but also have a light side with humor, memes, love, and games
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    • Says he’s interested in her personality throws out her body as a tool anyway stupid woman
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    • That king just wanted a queen, not a thot.
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    • It's almost like different kinds of people exist
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    • Call me old fashioned, but what happened to women who could hold an intelligent conversation without stripping to keep the guy hooked past the second date? I know they exist out there. The power you hold over us shouldn't be abused for your entertainment.
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    • Probably thought it was a bot. They be all over
      Deansy20 7 may
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    • Boys want sex. Men want a woman to marry. Good on this guy for blocking that thot.
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    • With the amount of guys online talking about thots like it's pretty obvious men just want wholesome women
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    • Real men want faith, loyalty, and a compatible personality. Anything that comes with that is a bonus. Some men are shallow, and some men are douches. Some men are in between. That’s just the way it is.
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    • Is there a reason she can’t respect herself and also want the D? I mean if shes being honest then more power to her.
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    • Not all men want dumb hoes
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    • Not all men prioritize sex. Some of us just want love and attention
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    • Bitch already wants to show off her boobs ? that's not how you win a man's heart
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    • Surprisingly, ladies, sometimes guys want to find someone worth settling down with. Novel concept, I know, but hear me out. What if....they DON’T want a whore raising their kids and bringing other guys into their bed?
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    • Offended when a man objectifies you. Offended when a man doesn't objectify you. What do you want?
      Snavels 6 may
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    • He probably thought she was gonna offer some premium account on snap haha
      Spagsy 6 may
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    • Imagine the one dude that's actually tryna take a shit in there and then 80 guys just come runnin in and the halo theme song starts playing
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    • For the tinder ladies out there, if you go straight to bedroom talk then we’re probably gonna think you’re a catfish because 90% of them are
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    • Imagine a guy saying the same thing about his dick and actually being confused why they unmatched
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    • Honestly, I just want to be appreciated... this generation yells at my gender for somthing i didn't do and for somthing most likely i agree with them on. We just want to feel supported by you guys, we may look big n tough sometimes but honestly we are just as squishy as you when it comes to feelings
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    • This is good tho tbh. Show girls they shouldn't be thotty
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    • I swipe left on all basic thots
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    • Gotta admit, when I girl throws herself at me, it immediately turns me off of any care I would've felt for her...but I'll still take the free sex, I just won't care about you afterwards.
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    • Hey I would never do that but to each his own. I like girls that are sexually aggressive, it shows confidence. There’s a dif between that and some trashy ho, sometimes it’s a thin line
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    • A guy compliments a girl for being normal, and she responds by objectifying herself. Seasoned veterans call that a "Red Flag", filed under the "Desperate For Attention" sub-category.
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    • Men and women who offer sex right off the bat are probably more likely to leave you or cheat on you.
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    • He detected a thot
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    • So what men really want isn’t actually fucking disgusting. It’s women who think it’s disgusting because they don’t know what we really want.
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    • Silly Thots, they wanna pull in my lane I only wanted some brain, I'm fly like a plane I'm high in the sky like a crane They say that I'm loco, no train, get this through your brain I'm number one in my town, and I don't plan on stopping 'til fame Put that on my name
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    • My mans be judging people not by the quality of their boobs but of the quality of their character
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    • From personal experience, I'd assume she was a bot, a camgirl, or a scammer. Or a combination of the 3.
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    • Not a thot ... that's what he wanted
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    • If youre that easy Youre unattractive. It's 2019 men want some one whos not a whore.
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    • How about you not be a slut and just accept yourself and be yourself. Men want a friend and a companion
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    • Probably thought you were a bot. Choose what you say carefully
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    • Huh, it’s almost like men think of things that aren’t sex
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    • Hmm women complain about guys being Perverted and only caring about sex, then women complain when guys aren’t being perverted and only looking for sex
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    • My mans was looking for love and you blew it
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    • Legit he probably thought that she was a bot
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    • Well it’s not like you were going to actually send him nudes cause if he responded “wow well let me see and I’ll decide for myself” then you would post about how all men are pigs and misogynistic assholes
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    • Acting like a slut is super unattractive.
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    • Fucking whore. I want a girl that doesn't view her body as an object she can use to get whatever she wants.
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    • Because real men dont want a fucking Ho, we want a woman, so ladies stop sleeping around with assholes otherwise end up alone or prego at 17 lmaooo
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    • i have an idea for a cool movement. we fellas should start treating ourselves as kings. girls have always calling them selves queens and always thinking that they’re so amazing, i think it’s time we do that to ourselves and realize our worth!
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    • What men want: not a dumb thot
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    • A dude compliments you once and you're just like "see my tits" and you wonder why he doesn't want you
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    • You automatically showed how easy you were. Don’t be so stupid
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    • Men who want a real, meaningful relationship don’t want a girl who’s been with 20 guys and is going to move on to the next one as soon as you give her a nice dinner and some dick
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    • It's because the way she said it she sounds like a bot or a cam girl.
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