• A guy asked me out today and
Itold him "no", but I wanted
him to try harder. Why didn't
he try again?
i Ron Rule, CEO@AsSeenOnTV A girl asked me what I wanted for lunch
and I said "pizza", but I really wanted
steak. Why did she bring me pizza?
Do you see how stupid that question sounds?
That's how your question sounds.
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    • These girls don't deserve love. Play a different game
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    • >no means no >why didnt he keep trying when i said no
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    • This is 2020 where you can get arrested for looking at a woman wrong or start a riot for missgendering someone. You really think I'm gonna "try harder" after being told no? This is the age of kings. If you want our attention, you need to pursue us now.
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    • Women really be wanting you to become a sex offender bruh
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    • He definitely dodged a bullet ngl
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    • 4th wave "feminists" have ruined dating for most. Now you're either "not trying hard enough," or a rapist.
      PuntCunch 21 jun
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    • If he tried any harder, he would be accused of harassment
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    • Feature Fact: the girls that do this deserve to die alone.
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    • Why are women incapable of basic thinking?
      Amaranth 21 jun
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    • Even if he did try harder you'd be creeper out by him "obsessing" over you. Girls like this need to grow the fuck up and be straight forward. He dodged a bullet and definitely didn't miss out.
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    • Play stupid games, uh, eat my .45 magnum
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    • Don’t play hard to get if you already got them retards
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    • Because he got $100 for getting rejected
      Labratory 21 jun
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    • Like this comment so no one has to endure furry porn as top comment
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    • Guys if you have to “work” for it, there’s a reason behind it. And it’s more often than not a red flag. If you and a girl don’t instantly click, concentrate more on yourself. The right one will come along and she won’t be playing any games.
      cgribble 21 jun
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    • Almost all girls mean no. No means no.
      lwpack 22 jun
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    • I lied and tried to manipulate someone to force them to prove themselves to me. And they didn’t, what an ass! STFU, you want and honest man then be an honest person dipshit.
      wspyder 21 jun
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    • Remember the difference between sexual harassment and a flirtatious comment is correlated to how ugly you are.
      rubicon 22 jun
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    • On behalf of all normal females, I apologize about her
      Austro 23 jun
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    • I guess he kinda dodged a bullet on that one
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    • Because then it’s considered creepy and obsessive, make up your minds!
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    • MGTOW is freedom.
      ECHO5ECHO 22 jun
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    • Play stupid games win stupid prizes
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    • Then you try again and you’re suddenly a rapist
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    • It'S nOt ThE sAmE! I gAvE hIm SiGnAlS!
      Honterdax 21 jun
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    • My friend has recently gotten back into dating and the girl straight up goes "grant level with me what are we to each other" and he told her he like her she said the same thing to him THAT IS ALL WE ASK be straightforward with us and you don't have to cry while eating Ben and Jerry's asking why no
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    • Bro if a girl says no just drop her out of your life. Nothing good will come of it. If she knows you were attracted to her and rejected you now your vulnerable to manipulation. Drop the bithes and move on. Fuck em.
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    • Remember men. Its flirting if you are hot or rich. Its harassment if you're average or poor.
      BD101 22 jun
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    • You hurt that mans heart for no reason
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    • None of these deserve any form of respect or love, Kings or Queens out there try to find the perfect one instead of communicating with these lower creatures
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    • Just tell him in a teasing way to “try harder” which will make him understand u mean yes but u just want to see what he comes up with
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    • A woman says something stupid and suddenly "all women are ___ " no, stfu. THAT woman is. Stop spreading lies and hate. You dont like it when it's done to do, why perpetuate it? Why be part of the problem?
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    • Beat women at their own game, act slightly uninterested, and then when the times right, be straight forward and direct. Shit works every time. Problem is dudes wait too long to be straight up
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    • Yeah, and I bet if you didn’t like the guy and he asked you out twice, you would have tried to get a restraining order on him.
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    • It’s alright, your lack of communication skiIIs means the relationship wouldn’t have lasted anyway
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    • “Oh you love me? Show it!” Me: tries harder to show love, Her:”stop obsessing over me you creep!”
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    • I’m single by choice. Not my choice but still..
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    • And thats why ive stayed single for 4 years, y'all bitches play games and still think you're in highschool playin' thot scotch
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    • But if the guy DID try harder then it would’ve been sexual harassment so long as she didn’t find him attractive.
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    • Modern women are literally the reason we have problems in our country today! Example: women think with their emotions and not their heads. Which means logic and reasoning come 2nd! Once this was applied to our politics it became a narrative that can never be fixed! PS some gay guys think emotionally
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    • Why didn't I try harder? Because I was already trying my luck on another woman? Never heard of the term other fish in the sea? Plus, ten bucks says if he hadn't taken no for an answer who's to say she's not going to consider him a sore loser? Because women some of them will literally pounce on......
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    • Ah I see why all of you guys come off as creeps now
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    • Because he isn't Steve Urkel
      BMan29 21 jun
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    • Women moment
      Jellyman5 21 jun
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    • No means no
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    • Because he's a good man who respected your choice? I'll take 100 of him over the creepy simps who relentlessly ask girls out every 5 minutes to make them uncomfortable as if the answer will change
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    • That’s why I waited for someone to fall into my lap, if I a guy deserve a relationship then I want them to come to me, because a guy going to a girl nowadays seems idiotic and a waste of time 90 percent of the time. And you know what. It took a few years and now I’ve found her. No. She found me.
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    • Devils advocate: Girls are initially cold to guys the same way a good interviewer is intentionally cold and uninterested in an interviewee. Its a great way to filter out the people who aren’t actually interested in the job.
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    • bro I just came from Twitter where so much shit is trending and women are just hating on men and then I come here and men are hating on women. It's such a 180 I'm getting whiplash
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    • Oh wow good for you. You seem like such a catch
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    • A girl FaceTimed me and hung up so I went on to watch YouTube. She then called me back all pissed and was like “Why didn’t you call me back? You were supposed to call me back.”
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    • At this point I’d rather be gay...
      AdamBest 21 jun
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    • U see... Men wont try again because No means No, not try again... Because we know that if we do try again u might get us thrown in prisons
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    • If you try harder and actually end up with her then you have to continue to play mind games the whole time
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    • "No means no, except when it means try harder" - Women
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    • some bitches mindset stay in highschool, grow up fuckettes
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    • A girl asked me what I wanted for my birthday and I said a guitar but i really wanted Brendan Fraser’s autograph, why she give me a guitar?
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    • But no means no
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    • You say no once a guy such as my self isn’t going to ask again lmao. There’s the fear of getting rejected and there’s a fear of getting rejected twice.
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    • Just matched on tinder, had a solid line, she seemed to like it, then just unmatched me. Idk what happened.
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    • I'm a virgin
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    • That's why you gotta be honest. If your wife is a stupid bitch, you tell her... 'Honey, yous a dumb bitch and it hurts my brains, dinner was great tho, good girl'. And if she decides to punch you then let her. At the end of the day both of you will be happier
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    • Don’t wanna get metooed
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    • Because no means no and your “me too” movement made damn sure of it. Instead of saying “no”, try “maybe sometime in the future, but I’m unavailable right now” or “I’m a twat and want to make you jump thru hoops to be in a toxic relationship with me, and then make everyone think you’re the asshole.”
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    • Damn Jackie I'm not a fucking mind reader!!
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    • This was featured at the beginning of man and time
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    • Trapfact! This is why I'm not attracted to women
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    • guys do it sometimes if they shy in front of ppl
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    • Funny 👍
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    • This is probably the same type of girl that says men are all trash when her boyfriend breaks up with her because she cheated on him.
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    • "I screamed for him to stop as he was raping me. Why didn't he continue?"
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    • Previous generations of men would have. But society conditioned us to stop for better or worse
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    • Because if he had you would have filed harassment on him
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    • "I like guys who put in effort, so maybe try again sometime"
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    • The only guys youre going to catch that way are selfish douches or rapists..
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    • Play stupid games win stupid prizes
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    • Other women will be like "he's trash he should have known"
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    • Because he didn't want to be #metooed.
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    • And people be like, omg that’s not the same!
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    • Playing hard to get is a horrible idea bc it only appeals to people that like the chase. so when they get you, they won’t want you anymore
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    • Because "trying harder" is considered harassment these days and can get you accused of r ape
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    • He didn't try again, cuz you said no. Simple.
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    • Bitches ain’t shit, man
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    • Because no means no?
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    • Some women are so fucking clueless
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    • 99 percent of women in 2020 are arrogant creatures
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    • Because if you continue to try you get in trouble for sexual harassment
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    • man fuck girls they always be playin with your feelings. they don't care one bit.
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    • Dumbass woman
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    • Play stupid games, die alone.
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    • Dont play these games with these hoes
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