• A GERMAN MAN GAVE HIS EX-WIFE HALF OF
EVERYTHING HE OWNED, IN ACCORDANCE
WITH THEIR DIVORCE AGREEMENT-BY SAWING
ALL HIS POSSESSIONS IN HALF.
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    • To show you the power of a divorce, I SAWED ALL MY STUFF IN HALF!
      PeePeeee 26 jun
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    • My name is Phil Swift and I just sawed this marriage in half!
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    • There’s petty and then there’s screw yourself over too petty
      cjinx13 26 jun
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    • But what if he owns an odd number of atoms?
      willgnyc 26 jun
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    • I hope he has kids so its the reverse of solomon from the bible where he actually cuts the kid in half
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    • Divorce agreements don't just say you get half of everything. You have to individually spell out every item going to the husband or wife
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    • What a legend
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    • There's petty, and then there's this. Whatever the girl did must've been big for the guy to fuck himself over just so she gets nothing.
      Rethos 26 jun
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    • So THAT'S what happened to Willy Wonka at the end of the movie
      Numbuh_2 26 jun
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    • This > having SJW friends
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    • Great, now he can sue for damage
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    • I feel bad for his kids
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    • Oh no, they didn't show the kids.
      Dabbler 26 jun
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    • I showed this to my buddy and told him he should do the same. He and his wife told me to leave.
      Dabbler 26 jun
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    • That's a beautiful original Willy Wonka masterpiece
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    • That's a lot of damage
      NTGM 26 jun
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    • mela 26 jun
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    • Did you do it? Yes. What did it cost? Half of everything I own.
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    • Petty as fuck but we all strive to be that petty and we all know it
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    • To make fun of my ex, I sawed this ring in half!
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    • I aspire to this level of petty
      Snoozebar 26 jun
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    • WhiteFlag 26 jun
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    • He that one dude from Cyanide and Happiness?
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    • Amazing
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    • His hair too?
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    • that one cyanide and happiness short
      zenri 26 jun
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    • Wir machen keine halben Sachen
      yubaii 26 jun
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    • Thats not how it works tho
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    • Great, now u both get nothing
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    • Half off Oscar of Half off Oscar’s Half off Emporium
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    • What about the saw he owned? 😳🤔
      DJ_TDI 26 jun
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    • Fuckin legend
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    • What a legend
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    • that's next level petty and I love it
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    • THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE!
      hibo2 26 jun
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    • I know a guy that caught his wife in bed with another man so he took a saws all and started cutting shit in half. He can no longer have a saws all
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    • What about the pets
      yessiirr 27 jun
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    • My wife wanted to divorce and wanted half my money... So I gave it to her, BUT I CUT IN HALF!
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    • The level of hatred he must feel for his ex-wife
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    • That's why you marry a women that makes more than you 2020 guys can get paid tooo yo
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    • I hope they didn't have any children.
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    • I hate whatever font the g’s are in
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    • Big Dick Energy
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    • I gave half of my money to my ex wife ..... but I cut it on half
      femboii 26 jun
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    • All fun and games until he hands her half of the house
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    • That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
      Widabeck 26 jun
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    • Way to cut off your nose to spite your face.
      HippieAbs 26 jun
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    • Sucked what happened to the dog
      Cyperian 26 jun
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    • I JUST SAWED MY LIFE IN HALF! FLEX TAPE. FLEX TAPEEEEE
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    • I really hope they didn’t have any kids.
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    • Now that is a pro gamer move
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    • Fucking Savage level 100
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    • dudes rock
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    • Hell yeah if she wants to take your shit make sure neither of you can enjoy it
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    • Dog
      Forever 26 jun
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    • So Willy wonka
      Karpell 26 jun
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    • If the Germans had that kind of resolve in the 40s they wouldn't have lost.
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    • Yo isn’t that Rorschach?
      deepoh88 26 jun
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    • Poor guy only owns 4 things
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    • But now he has nothing
      jmadk137 26 jun
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    • Like, it sounds funny but now instead of losing half of his shit he just trashed all of his shit
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    • What a dick
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    • “I’ve won but at what cost”
      sgtu1 29 jun
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    • Their son 👁👄👁
      meatt 29 jun
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    • That’s a great way to ruin all of your stuff and not just half
      Dj695 29 jun
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    • We’ll give you half... Of nothing
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    • Yes, I too chop my dick in half to spite my ex-wife
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    • When did he marry Willy Wonka
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    • Much like Wonka himself
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    • What a simp
      CZJ1994 29 jun
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    • The car... it’s still up right instead of slanted...
      Adude5106 29 jun
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    • Wonder how the house is
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    • That’s so fucking petty
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    • This is why I don’t want to get married. If you’re the man, you just know you’re screwed no matter what.
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    • I would like to reach this level of pettyness
      lanelane 29 jun
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    • that’ll.. show her?
      Deode 29 jun
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    • And that's why you make em sign a prenup kids
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    • Always get a prenup, if she argues "you should marry me with the intent of us staying together till death" then you argue "then it shouldnt matter"
      bigdicka 29 jun
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    • NOT THE TEDDY!
      OceanKat 29 jun
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    • It hurt itself in confusion
      Droximus 29 jun
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    • I think men and women should keep their possessions separate in a marriage. So that if they get a divorce they can easily just take what’s theirs and leave.
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    • So now instead of owning half his shit he has absolutely nothing
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    • imagine the difference in response to this if it was a woman lmao
      Alaric 29 jun
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    • That’s a whole new level of petty
      ladyelwin 29 jun
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    • He sure showed her
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    • What about his house
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    • Imagine a hit-man, but he only kiIIs people that get half.
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    • That’s a lot of damage!
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    • Female thanos
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    • Prenups, ladies & gentlemen. PRENUPS
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    • Savage alert 🚨
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    • Either you get nothing or we both get nothing
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    • My uncle married someone and he worked while she stayed home (no kids) gave her everything, she cheated because she is a whore, and she got have his possessions and he has to pay her alimony and she only has to work like 12 hours a week to get by. Welcome to Utah we’re being a man makes you lose.
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