A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET.
A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET. A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out*
Jebadiah:
Tabby Tabby
19 oct 2020
Mary Margaret: *churns butter real slow with her ankles out* Jebadiah:
In the presence of light, the Stygian
Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as
"coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
HallowsGrim HallowsGrim
25 mar
In the presence of light, the Stygian Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as "coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
When the new star wars squadrons game come out
Her: He's probably cheating on me
Me and the boys at
All
5 Kin!
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GMFacts GMFacts
27 sep 2020
When the new star wars squadrons game come out Her: He's probably cheating on me Me and the boys at All 5 Kin! be Tale lale by Standi SimplygRed standing by Red/ Buttons Rad standingIiby
I don't think this is the right "Toy Story" but there will definitely be "Woody" in it.
crude_audi_city_boi crude_audi_city_boi
4 nov 2020
I don't think this is the right "Toy Story" but there will definitely be "Woody" in it.
Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing!
mute_spicygoodness mute_spicygoodness
11 jun
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing!
People who play video games: didn't
think I was being loud"
Also people who play video games:
@BorderlineBrat
vexmlthe2nd vexmlthe2nd
28 jan 2021
People who play video games: didn't think I was being loud" Also people who play video games: @BorderlineBrat
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
those_cause those_cause
19 may
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys...
and she brought one from the street...
You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
angelic angelic
20 sep 2020
I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street... You may have outsmarted me, but outsmarted your outsmarting!
am two frustrating job applications away from selling pictures of my dogs butt on the internet.
Tabby Tabby
24 sep 2020
am two frustrating job applications away from selling pictures of my dogs butt on the internet.
AMazon ME.
Facehook
Go og
my searoh
histary
Apple
perfect_memes perfect_memes
26 oct 2020
AMazon ME. Facehook Go og my searoh histary Apple
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex
Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition.
Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
vain_uncannedbeanss vain_uncannedbeanss
13 mar
Your breast growth in pregnancy might predict your baby's sex Plus, here's how your baby's sex impacts your breast milk composition. Yep. You're not imagining it. Your boobs are bigger when you have a boy. And evidence backs that up.
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
The doctor informs Ernie that his testicle cannot be reattached.
One interesting change that has happened to dogs as a result of our domestication is how they respond to hand signals. If one points
in front of a wolf, the wolf looks at your hand. If you point in front of a dog, however, the dog will look to where you are pointing
WorldAtWar WorldAtWar
23 sep 2020
One interesting change that has happened to dogs as a result of our domestication is how they respond to hand signals. If one points in front of a wolf, the wolf looks at your hand. If you point in front of a dog, however, the dog will look to where you are pointing
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
If you encounter wine snobs, confuse them by using this move
Me, sitting at the children's table during a
family party
You don't fuckin' know shit about Pokemon
eddro96 eddro96
12d
Me, sitting at the children's table during a family party You don't fuckin' know shit about Pokemon
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and
some grown ass person next to me says,
"Oh, that's the year I was born."
HalloweenIsLife HalloweenIsLife
23 sep 2020
How it feels when I'm telling a story about something that happened in my 20's and some grown ass person next to me says, "Oh, that's the year I was born."
isabella
yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Electivire Electivire
22 sep 2020
isabella yes, it's true. long cat, known as nobiko in japan, has left us.
Buckingham Palace Confirms
Prince Phillip Released From Morgue
In Good Health This Morning
macksowack macksowack
17 mar
Buckingham Palace Confirms Prince Phillip Released From Morgue In Good Health This Morning