A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during
World War II. He once saved a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-wielding enemy. The dog would also break up fights amongcrewmates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death,
Bamse was buried with full military honors.
ManfredvonBaron ManfredvonBaron
22 sep 2020
A dog named Bamse was the heroic mascot of the Norwegian armed forces in exile during World War II. He once saved a young lieutenant commander by fighting off a knife-wielding enemy. The dog would also break up fights amongcrewmates by putting his paws on their shoulder to calm them down. After his death, Bamse was buried with full military honors.
IndieWire
IndieWire
@IndieWire
Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So
Raw' and 'Not Sanitized; Says Cast
Member Peter Sarsgaard
age @RobbySlowik Robby Slowik
The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.
THEY_BLOCK_MY_MEMES THEY_BLOCK_MY_MEMES
11 nov 2020
IndieWire IndieWire @IndieWire Pattinson's 'Batman' Will Be 'So Raw' and 'Not Sanitized; Says Cast Member Peter Sarsgaard age @RobbySlowik Robby Slowik The last thing the world wants right now is raw, unsanitized bat.
Intentionally misleading click-bait headlines be like..
So whatiiitold you wasjtrue...
pointfofview:
MikaelAdyn MikaelAdyn
26 sep 2020
Intentionally misleading click-bait headlines be like.. So whatiiitold you wasjtrue... pointfofview:
Me: *finally dies*
Satan: "So, how was hell?"
Me:
fuckina knew it
lj129016 lj129016
28 dec 2020
Me: *finally dies* Satan: "So, how was hell?" Me: fuckina knew it
Me: Is about to leave a bench
Person: *Sits next to me*
Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
AgeekableGirl97 AgeekableGirl97
5 mar
Me: Is about to leave a bench Person: *Sits next to me* Me waiting a few extra minutes before leaving so I don't hurt the persons feelings:
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the
rona:
SlimFresh69 SlimFresh69
8 oct 2020
When you're choking on water in public but you don't want people to think you have the rona:
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you
throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes
The future is now, old man
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
27 oct 2020
When your grandpa throws his nokia at you and breaks your bone but then you throw a samsung at him and it fucking explodes The future is now, old man
No one:
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
al
UselessOpinion UselessOpinion
26 apr
No one: People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands: al
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a
good backstory for
America's got talent
When my parents get cancer and die infront of my eyes but I realise I finally got a good backstory for America's got talent
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
when I'm on my third "mhm" and they just keep talking
told him I wouldn't throw the stick anymore because playtime was over. Source
tymorrowland
Se
THROW THE STICK YOU MONSTER
TheAnimalAccount TheAnimalAccount
26 sep 2020
told him I wouldn't throw the stick anymore because playtime was over. Source tymorrowland Se THROW THE STICK YOU MONSTER
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter
you don't leave at the start of game
RangoDrawing RangoDrawing
25 sep 2020
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter you don't leave at the start of game
MyLeftNutIsSore MyLeftNutIsSore
24 sep 2020
Your honour if I was guilty could I do this? viewe -1 vear ann do this?
You thiak
I can do this
I all day, you poofy
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
24 sep 2020
You thiak I can do this I all day, you poofy
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
WolfenRedux WolfenRedux
23 oct 2020
Nothing worse than spending money on food that did not hit the spot the way you thought it would
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it.
Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
ROACH6359 ROACH6359
28 sep 2020
I love sand. It's smooth and warm and nice, and you can build things out of it. Obi-Wan's right, you've changed.
mills2 mills2
22 sep 2020
He had to contain his laugh so it wouldn't fall
*on FaceTime*
"Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert"
Robert:
imaginary_animals_5 imaginary_animals_5
25 sep 2020
*on FaceTime* "Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert" Robert:
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack*
The cashier who had to clean it up:
PM - Twitter for iPhone
goten18 goten18
31 dec 2020
*The whole internet making jokes about the twisted tea smack* The cashier who had to clean it up: PM - Twitter for iPhone