• a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house andi told her, for some fucking reason
"damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so.
chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently
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    • You're complimenting her house, her plants, her ability to keep plants, and showing that you like a girl who keeps plants, and also showing interest to going to her house, it's so many plus's dude. That's how
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    • Damn I want some fucking crisp oxygen
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    • No plant-loving crisp oxygen gf. Why even live
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    • Tfw no plant gf
      Pastell 13 aug
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    • I would 100% give a person my number if they said this
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    • Why wouldn’t you get her number?
      Leahx 13 aug
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    • I see nothing wrong with this?
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    • I've been talkin to this girl and we flirt and stuff but neither of us have gotten anywhere close to saying we like each other, hell I'm not sure she even does. But I have hope boys, I'm not gonna be alone forever, I pray to any god which will hear
      DrQuanta 13 aug
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    • The very first time I met my current girlfriend (of 1.5 years) in person, I never managed to say hello to her (we were with a group), so the first thing I ever said to her was "Do you wanna see how much of my hand I can fit in my mouth?" to which she said "Not really". Of course my ape brain (cont.)
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    • Update: they've been together since April of 2019 and they broke up last month. Because she cheated with 2 other guys.
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    • That's honestly such a good pick up line
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    • Make sure to tell us how crisp it is at her place.
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    • Boneless wind
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    • Honestly. Guys saying “stupid” stuff like that gets me way more interested in them than them saying something like “that’s neat”. The guy I’m seeing does this cute thing that whenever he gets excited he says “I’m so excited I can’t even breath” without taking a break. It’s adorable
      GryffinTG 14 aug
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    • Oxygen as good as a Philly cheese steak
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    • honestly, that sounds like some bullshit that would come out of my mouth
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    • Well that’s witty and funny. Chicks dig a man with a sense of humour. Goofy guys get all the tang
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    • wym that’s the perfect response. no wonder you got her number
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    • It’s because what you said is different than the generic oh I like plants. So I left a longer lasting impression on her
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    • It’s genius
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    • I work at a Starbucks part time while I'm at college, any creative pick up lines are much appreciated! Please help a bro <3
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    • I’m confused, this sounds like a guy, but his name and profile pic don’t reflect that
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    • Plot twist, they were fake plants
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    • Literally met a girl a tinder by random chance, become the love of my life and we have a house together 💜 stay strong and have faith yall
      KikiGhost 15 aug
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    • When I was a kid we had fire fighters visit the school with their firetrucks cause it was cool. No joke they let all the kids briefly sniff concentrated oxygen just for fun. They have it on hand for people they save who need it. It makes you feel dizzy but awake, it’s weird and it felt drugs.
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    • I did chase her but she called the cops
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    • Lmao I mean, i would have laughed.
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    • Are you kidding? That’s /exactly/ how you get a plant girl’s number
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    • Tfw no crisp-oxygen-loving gf
      cyyko 16 aug
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    • No
      Qiester 16 aug
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    • Super oxygen to the brain makes you funnier.
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    • "Damn your oxygen must be mad crisp. Must be easy to catch your breath after...activities"
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    • That's actually not a bad line
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    • What the fuck was that girls line supposed to mean anyway?
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    • If that's all it takes to get an 18-19 y/olds number, count me in.
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    • That’s cause it doesn’t matter how smart you are just how good looking
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    • She probably thought that was pretty funny dude
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    • I smell cap, this guy has a pink hair anime girl pfp
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    • If she isn’t a stuck up bitch then that won’t bother her. Stop normalizing cunt behavior
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    • Usually when you're on the spot and think you said something stupid, it's really not. We just typically over analize. Unless they say hey and you say, yeh, you too .
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    • A certain amount of oddity is refreshing
      Rannoch 15 aug
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    • houseplants produce more carbon dioxide than oxygen, too many can actually suffocate you in your sleep during their night cycle
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    • I was dealing with a really stupid person at work the other day. I pretty much told them to plant a tree in a pot, carry it around until they couldnt. then to plant it start and over. I told them this would be the only way for them to stop wasting air for the rest of humanity.
      eakin 15 aug
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    • I would fuck anyone that said that about my houseplants
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    • I would’ve said damn you got your own premium oxygen
      Haremking 15 aug
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    • A drive through lady at McDonald's handed me.my food and said enjoy, I say you too💀💀
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    • My kitchen is filled with plants and I can confirm the oxygen is 👌🏼
      Doggie96 15 aug
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    • Neat
      Joe175 15 aug
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    • my air just built different
      Korvo 15 aug
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    • Inspiring
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    • I high-fived my gf when she agreed to go out with me. We've been together a year with no major problems or arguments so far.
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    • Unless you look like me
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    • Over spring break, I got up the nerve to ask out the girl I like, but then the coronavirus hit and we never went back to school 😑
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    • I shit my pants
      123_guy 14 aug
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    • Bih yes I would give them my number
      SARRR 14 aug
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    • J__Dizzle 14 aug
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    • Asked a girl if she shit with that ass and dated her for a solid 5 months
      Big_Bread 14 aug
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    • Guaranteed he was attractive. It doesn’t matter how shitty your jokes are if you’re hot
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    • Are you kidding? That's a great compliment
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    • If a man ever showed interest in my over abundance of plants I would marry him on the spot
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    • But that was clean lol
      lizee 14 aug
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    • She has a ton of plants, she’s used to caring about useless fucks
      The_UCK 14 aug
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    • I really hope the poster is a girl bc im receiving strong lesbian energy
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    • Every girl I've been with says confidence is the most attractive things a guy can have. One of my friends who is ugly as sin ended up marrying a 9/10 because he just doesn't give a rip and is confident. Plus most less attractive people tend to be smarter and funnier and have better personalities.
      MotoJayce 14 aug
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    • I just send chicks monkey memes and they keep talking to me. Girls are weird
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    • Plot twist all the plants are weed
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    • If you didn’t get her number after that, she ain’t the one
      ccg91 14 aug
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    • Mad crisp
      yamibabe 14 aug
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    • My last gf my first words to her was “hey marinara” making a joke about her name (Mariana) and then we dated months later
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    • I’ve known this girl for a long time I’ve finally told her how I’ve felt, she said she felt the same but did not like me in that way. She said it was due to not liking guys, I had hoped that I had a chance due to her liking me before but alas she didn’t. Kinda bummed out tbh
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    • What’s wrong with that, she’s probably like “wow this guy likes my hobby that I spend a lot of time on”
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    • If she don't want you to be your natural, goofy self, don't be with her
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    • fucking gnats everywhere
      80HD 14 aug
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    • Because that’s a really good line idiot
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    • You definitely did not talk to a girl, go to her house, say that, and get her number.
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    • Thats called being funny, it usually helps you be more attractive
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    • He had me at “mad crisp”
      _itzkatie 14 aug
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    • Could make some carbon dioxide to help them grow
      johnran 14 aug
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    • thats 100 charisma statement
      hydrohed 14 aug
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    • sometimes i just eat it
      Gene_Meh 14 aug
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    • I sent a Joey gif to a girl on Twitter and met the woman of my dreams
      Player8 14 aug
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    • Dreams 😂😂😂
      Keefrirry 14 aug
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    • my gfs username (not on here) is DontLetYourMemesBeDreams
      Duhky 14 aug
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    • Guys after they compliment girls plants
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    • 10 times out of 10 when someone starts they're memes with "a cute girl/boy" it's made up.
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    • Why would you ever think that wouldn't work?
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    • Hey guys since I’m chubby, whenever I spoon with my girlfriend, does that make me comically large spoon?
      Denichae 14 aug
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    • But how is her oxygen though
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    • I mean it's funny to me. Who knows, she might think you're funny. Broads love having a funny nigga around
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    • Proper response. Legit don’t see how it was at fault
      tronas 14 aug
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    • Because it’s facetious and funny, acting like people can’t take a joke lmao
      JSchlattt 14 aug
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    • That's a good line tho
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    • What do you mean, that’s the perfect pickup.
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    • Nothing is impossible if you aren’t ugly*
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    • Why do you think we love plants?
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    • Bruh I jacked off in the morning yesterday so I had post nut clarity all day and ended up having a great day, thinking about making it a regular thing
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