A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At
closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the
bar, trip on
the curb, and fumble for his keys for
five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him
another five minutes to get the key in the
ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the
bar and drives off. When he finally pulls away,
the cop is waiting for him, pulls him over, and
gives him a Breathalyzer test. The test shows he
has a blood alcohol level of 0.0. The cop says,
"How is this possible?" The guy says, 'Tonight I'm
the designated decoy.'
Wheres my decoy!