• A Chip Has Been Implanted In A Man's Brain To Help
Him Overcome Opioid Addiction
Organic chips built into our genetic code to make
us do whatever someone wants, even kill the Jedi.
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    • True! The team successfully implanted a Medtronic DBS device in the addiction and reward center of the brain. With a history of overdoses, Gerod Buckhalter has struggled for more than a decade with addictions to opioids and benzodiazepine.
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    • My dumbass thought it said chimp
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    • “The government is trustworthy”
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    • We gotta listen to Fives here
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    • "Here's some morphine for you post op pain"
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    • How do you guys feel about deliberate mechanical replacements to your body. Like in the future, would you opt to amputate your arm for a functional steel one?
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    • Rip to my boy Fives
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    • I'm probably going to sound like Alex Jones for saying this but doesn't it seem a bit coincidental that most states legalize marijuana (an addictive drug) then they also make brain chips to help with addictions. Get the people addicted and have them plant order 66 chips in their head.
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    • The thing about opioids is that the more you take, the less tolerant you are to pain, making you need more opioids. It's a constant loop of more pain and higher dosages. Opioids are horrible
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    • A cheaper alternative is to lock them in a room until the go through withdrawals
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    • Mark of the beast
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    • I 100% bet if the left gets their way they would put something similar but it completely controls your actions and thought and they'd put it in the head of ever citizens and cop and military so they can have full control over America and it's people and not have to worry about a civil war
      xinfinit 7 jul
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    • Fucking black mirror is coming way to close to reality
      satrok 7 jul
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    • The mark of the beast....
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    • Should fuckin listened smh
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    • The nightmares are just beginning
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    • That’s a great idea! Now he wont need heroin cuz he has a nacho cheese dorito in his head
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    • Sounds like a lazy way to get around a problem. “Instead of dealing with my addiction a healthy way, I just have some doctors put a chip into my head and then it magically tells me to stop doing drugs. I wonder what it will tell me to do later”
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    • Would we be able to just put a chip into our brain to make us know everything so we wouldn’t need education
      ODogX 8 jul
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    • Rip fives, he will be missed. Not all good soldiers have to follow orders.
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    • I will die before I have a chip in my fucking brain
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    • The real ID is just the start to all of us ending up with something like this.
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    • Good soldiers follow orders
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    • I still think the chip implant is a weak idea compared to brainwashing the clones.
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    • They should make more to cure all kinds of addictions, but then again cooperations would probably prevent that from happening so they can make more money
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    • Oh FUCK naw
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    • blue_too 7 jul
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    • Oh god no NOT AGAIN!!!!
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    • Or he could just smoke weed
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    • Good soldiers follow orders
      Urbanxx 7 jul
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    • Say it with me folks- Cyber punk! Cyber punk!
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    • Nice, congratulations on the feature
      Xpac 7 jul
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    • Chip me daddy
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    • I mean, either controlled by the opioid or the chip
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    • Phexal 7 jul
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    • Except addiction does more than affect you mentally. It physically has an effect. Thats what withdrawals are. So unless they supplied him with drugs to ween him off it, cold turkey stop would kilI him.
      NGAudio 8 jul
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    • Good soldiers good soldiers follow orders Good soldiers good soldiers follow orders
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    • "Dont do drugs if you dont want to be an addict" Yeah I dont think you guys get that you used to be given opioids or narcotics for any pain maybe twenty years ago. It ruined peoples lives.
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    • Fuck opioids. And fuck the pharma companies who made them, knew what was happening, and pushed them anyways. If y’all like documentaries, I highly recommend the pharmacist on Netflix if you’re interested in the subject
      Empress 10 jul
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    • Mark of the beast?
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    • Sometimes technology can go too far. I dont ever want to give someone that kind of control over me. If you are against this chip but for big government, you are not thinking critically and have inconsistencies. You need to think long and hard about your beliefs
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    • I thought it said chimp
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    • OP is a comment deleting bitch. Suck a shit covered dick pussy boy.
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    • Phat_Slab 10 jul
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    • They're finally over. The mission the nightmares they're all finally over
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    • You could just take mushrooms. Also swtierzland legalized heroin and like it or not they haven’t had an opioid death in years so it’s working and they’re pretty conservative
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    • Clearly no one on iFunny understands the disease of addiction
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    • I'm surprised CNN hasn't told me that Google manufacted brain chips are the new cure for covid yet
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    • Next thing you know he’s taking out world leaders
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    • The subtitles are perfect with the like dislike comment and share buttons
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    • Insane junkie zombies
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    • Man. Y'all really are antivaxxers
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    • Remember free thought is what we need once that's gone its over
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    • It has begun...
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    • 5s ones one of the best clones. Right of there with Rex. Cody you a bitch ass yellow boy
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    • So it begins.
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    • Does he still go through the withdrawals though?
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    • Fives literally couldve exposed palpatine and saved the republic but instead he started acting like a crazy person would trying to explain it. If he wouldve just calmed down and talked to rex shit wouldve been different
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    • A bullet to the head is a faster remedy compared to multiple failed attempts.
      moo_moos 9 jul
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    • Fun fact there is a wood chip currently lodged in my ass 6 inches deep
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    • I would happily sign up to be the first person to get a neuralink BMI installed in my brain. Imagine having a computer in your head that effectively allows you to intersect with things effortlessly and just with your head. That shit would be so cool, regardless of the fact that it could track you.
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    • Almost cried when fives died, shit fucking hurt
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    • RIP my boy Tup
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    • My first thought was potato chip
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    • Just dont use drugs
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    • Thats what LSD is for my friends.
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    • Unmanned drowns, gps satellites, brain chips, fooking laser sites. The more crutches you have the more it hurts when they’re kicked out from underneath you.
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    • Enough clone wars please I cried for an hour straight at 6:30-8:00 minutes of episode 12 of the last season
      Darcy 8 jul
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    • Dorito or lays?
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    • The lone Pringle
      FDRX7 8 jul
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    • I read chip as chimp and I was so god damn confused
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    • Maybe if doctors and people in the medical field didn't prescribe opioids for everything America wouldn't have a pathetically large opioid addiction
      Venice 8 jul
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    • Do me next
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    • Rip brother
      Tom_Nook 8 jul
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    • I love opioids they make me feel good
      LOLBOT51 8 jul
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    • I'm still waiting for hot swappable genitals. I will continue to wait until i can unscrew my human penis and screw on a foot and a half long horse cock
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    • It’s worth the risk if you’ve ever witnessed addiction
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    • Kanye “they want to chip us”
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    • Shit not again!
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    • Good soldiers follow orders
      Rap1st 8 jul
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    • "Oh that? That wasn't a chip. It was just a tiny lego sticker." - Krieger
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    • Now we can cure porn addiction
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    • Orrrrr hear me out, they actually REMOVED the chip that the government put inside him
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    • Well I think this arc has been spoiled for me... fuck
      Eighted 8 jul
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    • I'd rather die a painful OD than to have the government put a chip in me.
      heckflip 8 jul
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    • Never trust the government to chip you
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    • Good soldiers follow orders
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    • Mark of the beast
      Jotardo 8 jul
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    • Watching all of that squad die out one by one was heartbreaking
      Luka_Lux 8 jul
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    • bro just lock him in a room with water and cliff bars if he makes it he makes it
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