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    • I summon dragon breath ( loads shotgun with incinerate bullets )
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      "All swords are keys, and when you stick it into someone, it unlocks their death" -Caboose
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    • A knife isnt a blade. It's just a key and when you stab people with it, it unlocks their death.
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    • When I see a black neighborhood I go "Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile! Magic missile!"
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    • *loads RPG* Magic nuke
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    • Magic missile doesnt miss though
      Kalyke 5 aug
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    • *Lights Molotov* Fireball
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    • I cast gun at ninth level.
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    • Parry this you fucking casual
      FreeKP 6 aug
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    • *Preps Stinger* Air to ground missile
      Kixill 5 aug
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    • *grabs Molotov* fireball
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    • This is a key *lofts an energy sword* just, when you stick it in people, it unlocks their deaths
      Crower 4 aug
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    • Cocks cock. Cum wand.
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    • I cast fireball using a bottle of vodka, a lighter, and a sock
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    • A gun is more like eldritch blast
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    • I'm curious who here says missile and who says missile
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    • Knife is a wand that can only cast slice, stab, and gouge.
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    • *Pulls out Rocket Launcher* Explosion!
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    • *loads M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher with malicious intent* Magic potato
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    • Oh ima beat you to death with my dungeon torture tool. (Dildo)
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    • NEW MAGIC WAND
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    • I mean I’m sure ancient peoples WOULD look at all of those things as magic (except maybe the knife) native Americans thought rifles were were magic staffs that shot fire when they first saw the colonists
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    • Harry calls his dick a magic missile
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    • A sword is a magic wand that casts 2 spells: stab and parry
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    • *pulls RPG* fireball
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    • I know this will get lost in the comments... I like to stab myself in the stomach then wiggle the knife around inside as I feel it touch each of my internal organs because the sensation makes me cum
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    • Roll for murder charges
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    • I have spent 2 hours catching up on featured, and this is the first think that I laughed at congrats
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    • We're going to Denny's tonight for my sister's birthday
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    • *raises alien gun* chain lightning
      Zardogan 5 aug
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    • Actually it's transfiguration
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    • *Fires taser* I cast lightening bolt
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    • *Prepares plane to drop nuke* Orbital Strike
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    • I won’t lie that made me chuckle
      neegar 4 aug
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    • My dick is a magical wand with the capability to reverse the effect
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    • I cast magic missile into the darkness
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    • But Maggie missile never misses
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    • Party this you fucking casual
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    • M a g i c m i s s i l e
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    • Never misses
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    • Fireball(grenade)
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    • Tomio 4 aug
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    • Yea but magic middle never misses. Unlike yer stormtrooper ass
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    • Perry this u fucking casual
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    • The tools of a reverse necromancer
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    • “Cocks” ? That’s gay
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    • Dont bring a wand to a Magic missle fight?
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    • Don’t bring a Magic wand to a magic missile fight
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    • $20 and I'll suck your crystal balls
      Kokane 4 aug
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    • ^molotov cocktail^ FireBall!
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    • *hand grenade* I cast fireball
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    • Except magic missiles never miss, Litterally
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    • Don't fuck around with magic missile. D&D sessions with magic missile were crazy
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    • Magic missles don't miss motherfucker
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    • Fireball *pulls pin*
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    • Dont worry guys, i have fireball in my spell slot
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    • Really expected to see the "parry this you fucking casual" meme
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    • If you go far enough back in history any of these things would look magic
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    • Abraca-fuck you
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    • But isn’t “magic” a term used for something that is unexplainable?
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    • Magic is just science we don’t understand yet, if you has a gun back in the days of the Roman Empire and shot someone you’d be called a wizard
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    • Loads shotgun: Eldritch Blast
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    • *pumps shotgun with Dragon's Breath* Fireball attack
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    • Reminds me of modern Romeo and julliet remake. All I remember between naps was gun labeled sword
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    • love when ifunny features the worst post i’ve posted recently. that’s pretty cute.
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    • *loads dragons breath rounds into shotgun* I cast fireball
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    • I call my bullet “Avada Kedavra”
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    • I want my hubby to only call his dick a magic missle
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    • Avada Kedavra Bitch
      connsimm 4 aug
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    • *loads rpg* upgraded magic missile
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    • Gray dodge challenger = Fus Ro Dah
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    • But guns can miss.
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    • By this logic crackheads should be renowned for their "magical" abilities.
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    • A gun that never misses id be scared
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    • *racks shot gun* eldritch blast
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    • Lemme try this sleep spell *chokes you to death*
      zack345 4 aug
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    • *lights Molotov* FIREBALL!
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    • bruh
      imgonna 4 aug
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    • If a poison expires, will it be more poisonous or nah?
      kjds 4 aug
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    • *guns cock* magic rooster
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    • I have too comment on this post
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    • Tumblr succ
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    • *loads RPG* Eldritch Blast
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