A cat succumbs to sleepiness despite being curious about bird videos.
A cat succumbs to sleepiness despite being curious about bird videos.
Xinity Xinity
22 sep 2020
© Based on: thedreampup
It doesn't matter if you come first or last, the most impawtent thing is trying your best and finishing the race
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito
whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
Lowrider Lowrider
3 jan 2021
we) Please (Don't) Scream At Me vv wee @moschinodorito whe you're having a normal dinner and not on the verge of exploding
When you find out someone is brainwashed by a different form of media than the one that brainwashed you
Kymm Kymm
13 oct 2020
When you find out someone is brainwashed by a different form of media than the one that brainwashed you
When someone gets loud with you and you thinking about unleashing every single one of your inner demons
rbob1 rbob1
28 dec 2020
When someone gets loud with you and you thinking about unleashing every single one of your inner demons
Dog noses are wet to better help them absorb scent chemicals. A special mucus is secreted to help
them absorb these special
chemicals. Once the chemicals
are on the nose, dogs lick them so that they can sample them and understand what it is that they're
smelling
2ManyFacts 2ManyFacts
26 sep 2020
Dog noses are wet to better help them absorb scent chemicals. A special mucus is secreted to help them absorb these special chemicals. Once the chemicals are on the nose, dogs lick them so that they can sample them and understand what it is that they're smelling
Am I masturbating because I'm horny?
or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
RumNCoke4mike RumNCoke4mike
5 mar
Am I masturbating because I'm horny? or because I'm depressed and I need the dopamine?
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)
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There is good boy amons us
MemeCental MemeCental
25 sep 2020
te There is good boy amons us
One Piece Characters:
Antioxx Antioxx
1 dec 2020
One Piece Characters:
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks"
My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads?
Me:
Lollypop_wonder Lollypop_wonder
11 sep 2020
Aunt: "why you got mix match socks" My sister: "why all yo kids got mix match dads? Me:
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you
My Brain:
BrinaDragon BrinaDragon
26 sep 2020
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you My Brain:
Verizon LTE PM @ 100%
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Amy J
Hey sweetie it's Amy! Randy was out mowing when he said he noticed you drive past smoking a cigar of some sort. A lot of children live on the street so I will speak on their behalf and request you keep your habits private from the kids!
hey! was just laquite!' bad
here
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
Verizon LTE PM @ 100% <o w Amy J Hey sweetie it's Amy! Randy was out mowing when he said he noticed you drive past smoking a cigar of some sort. A lot of children live on the street so I will speak on their behalf and request you keep your habits private from the kids! hey! was just laquite!' bad here
bowwowwow bowwowwow
23 sep 2020
What's this country cafled?
When you ask him to take out the anal beads and you hear him yell:
"Bayblade! Let it rip!"
stonerchickxxx stonerchickxxx
16 jun
When you ask him to take out the anal beads and you hear him yell: "Bayblade! Let it rip!"
Reaching the end of collective :
Look into my eyes, Lawrence.
And you will see that I am quite dead.
comedywizard comedywizard
12 jan 2021
Reaching the end of collective : Look into my eyes, Lawrence. And you will see that I am quite dead.
When an enemy shoots you in
the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him
bonjour
staples1724 staples1724
15 jan 2021
When an enemy shoots you in the back but runs out of ammo and you get the turn on him bonjour
Donald J. Trump, Michael R. Pence
Republican
Joseph R. Biden, Kamala D. Harris
Democratic
Jo Jorgensen, Jeremy (Spike) Cohen
Libertarian
@ Howie Hawkins, Angela Nicole Walker
Green
Don Blankenship, William Mohr
Constitution
Woah.
Write-in
Donald J. Trump, Michael R. Pence Republican Joseph R. Biden, Kamala D. Harris Democratic Jo Jorgensen, Jeremy (Spike) Cohen Libertarian @ Howie Hawkins, Angela Nicole Walker Green Don Blankenship, William Mohr Constitution Woah. Write-in