• A Brazilian footballer staged his whole career for 24 years he
could barely kick a ball. One time he was forced to play as the
team had no strikers. He was worried he would get exposed, so
before the game he started
a fight with a fan and as a result got
sent off before the game even started.
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    • This is true! Kaiser's party trick was to manipulate powerful figures at each club and boast of his CV to Presidents. Now 55, he never played a professional match in his life, going from club to club while hiding his limited ability by faking injury when it dawned on him his secret might get sprung.
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    • what tf did he do in practice then
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    • How tf you stage a 24 year career?
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    • But what happened when he got found out? You know cuz of this thing I'm reading makes it seem someone did.
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    • Qxir made a pretty funny video about it, he was basically “injured” the whole time so he couldn’t play, and the one time he DID he just made a scene
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    • Proof that only people with connections get into pro-sports
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    • And he got paid for this?
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    • How did that happen. Wtf
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    • This guy played stupid but won smart
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    • Real life Hercule Satan
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    • Did they not have practices???
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    • Duh its soccer. It's all about kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt. The guy couldn't kick a ball so he doubled up on the pretending to be hurt part.
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    • An absolute chad
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    • There was a Spanish basketball team in the paralympics in which all but two of them faked being disabled to win the gold
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    • I thought it was a young Mick Jagger for a sec
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    • master of deceit
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    • Fake it till you make it.
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    • soccer is not a sport unless you are homosexual
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    • Info checker do your work
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    • Barely kick a ball but fights fans
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    • what a sad prick
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    • Why did I have you blocked?
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    • Lmfao
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    • KING
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    • Where the comments at?
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    • The trickster
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    • shxt dnt add up homie
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    • Did you guys know there is an app that is a 100% copy of IFunny but for boomers?
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    • Somebody post that “ he’s a man of determination “ meme
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    • Footballer.
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    • Now this is amazing
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    • Politicians do that all the time they have no idea how to governor or what they can and can't do but they still have power over us
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    • Footballer?
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    • No name, no year, not even the team name. Fake as fuck.
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    • Foot ball? It’s gay ass soccer
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    • Fake it 'til you make it
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    • They have football 🏈 in Brazil?
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    • Well somebody ratted him out if we are hearing about it
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    • Why he kinda look like Steve "the hair" Harrington tho
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    • Its called S O C C E R and it shouldn't even be considered a sport
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    • a Brazilian who can’t play?!?!
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    • A true paisano
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    • DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ IN THE INTERNET.
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    • Work smart not hard
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    • Says a fat guy who hasn’t ran his entire pathetic life!
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    • It wasn’t 24 years! He only “played” 8
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    • Look up qxire vid on it
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    • Americans opinions against football don’t count because the level is so low
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    • How did he get on the team.... you are drafted by scouts who watch you play... how did he not practice during practice.... no team wants a player that’s been injured for 24 years.
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    • Name or it did t happen
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    • Ummmm how would he get through team practice if he sucked? Actually, how tf did he even get on a team in the first place?
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    • Working smarter, not harder
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    • How
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    • Brazilian people are awful, sensitive bitches.
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    • How can you barely kick a ball?
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    • How do you stage a career for 24 years
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    • The real Mr. Satan
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    • Why he look so much like Anakin
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    • 24 fucking years?
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    • King but he played soccer instead of being a hero
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    • I am Brazilian and...i don't even doubt that is true
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    • What about practice? Everyone has to train at practice and all coaches rotate players so as not to wear them out.
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    • Fake it til you make it
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    • So no one noticed him fucking shitting himself at practice trying to pass
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    • Horse shit.
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    • How did he get on the team in the first place is the real question.
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    • Missed the best part. The dude he was working under was a mob boss. If he was found out, I doubt he would've walked out of there. But he fought a fan and told his boss it was because the fan was talking shit about him, and he bought it.
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    • Me with programming
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    • Did he play for blue mountain state, best job on the team is 3rd string qb I hear!
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    • how’d he go pro then
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    • Bro just learn to play soccer
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    • He practiced and always made an excuse why he couldn't play
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    • I mean he had 24 pro years to learn how to kick a ball
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    • He got on the team in the first place by paying a bunch of people in the stands to sing songs on how he was so great at soccer
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    • Wouldn’t the coaches notice at practice
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    • Got to be fake news
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    • I'm sorry did this say footballer, no, no, soccer player
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    • Login the dream
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    • How did he get hired in the first place?
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    • That's stressful as hell
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    • Fake it till you make it!
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    • I just watched a video on that guy
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    • I mean its soccer so its not like its hard
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    • Why don’t you just learn u had 24 fucking years to do it
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    • This has gotta be fake
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    • How
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    • What about practice? You have a show what you got then. How the fuck is this true?
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    • I'm American, can somebody translate this for me?
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    • The long con
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    • The way he didnt get removed from the team for that is because he told the owner of the team he was like a father to him and the man was insulting him so he fought for his honor
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    • Do you like football or football
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    • When I read fan, I legit thought it meant he was fighting a wind blowing type of fan
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    • Seems like it'd have been easier to just learn how to play
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    • Seems like over that long of time he could have been practicing in secret and actually became a professional.
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