• A biotech startup has managed to print fake rhino horns that carry the same genetic fingerprint al the actual horn. The company plans to flood
:Chinese rhino horn market at one-eighth of the
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    • of course it's the chinese that have been buying up rhino horns. Their culture has like no sympathy in it whatsorver
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    • Another horny feature
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    • It’d be much cheaper to just shoot the poachers
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    • Never forget that rhinos are going extinct because Asian people think they will cure their impotence
      __Monika 7 sep
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    • Me to everyone who poaches Rhinos for horns: https://ifunny.co/fun/0Drp18Wq7
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    • How can you 3d print something with a genetic code? Having a genetic code means at one point it had to be alive. Maybe if they cultured some cells and grew it but 3d print? Nah
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    • I give it 5 more years until we can just grow real ivory in bulk
      Pollyw0g 7 sep
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    • China and their knockoffs...
      Arting 7 sep
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    • I looked it up, it was 4 years ago and supposedly isnt believe to decrease demand for the real horns. It doesnt seem to be legal to sell these in the way they were trying to and just increase desire for black markets to buy real horns
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    • But then the market would know it’s the fake one and not buy it, if it’s that cheap
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    • Or we could shoot the poachers...
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    • Too bad it's too late
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    • Please don’t generalize the Chinese. I for one, as a Chinese-American, has nothing to do with the country I do not personally know well enough compared to my home country: the United States. Ergo, there are many more like I that don’t deserve the hatred or backlash of fellow Americans.
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    • Fuck the Chinese.....those mfs will do anything to lengthen their tiny ass dick
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    • My question tho is if you know where the markets are why don’t ya just shut them down?
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    • Make it incredibly lethal to ingest so the users all die out
      Bezak 8 sep
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    • i think they meant molecular structure instead of genetic fingerprint
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    • If we got rid of china, India, Brazil and most middle eastern countries, the world would be a better place
      samwoo 7 sep
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    • I still want to hunt poachers though
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    • Noooo. I need my ground rhino horn to make my pee pee bigger
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    • There's literally nothing good about those wok eyed freaks. I say we bomb the joint till there's nothing left but glass.
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    • Whered they get the genetic fingerprint material i wonder
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    • Where tf is InfoChecker
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    • Too late for white rhino, but DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • Good I hope the put a biological weapon in them to eradicate them fuckers
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    • Dude the point of it is how rare that horn is making new ones nobody would want the new ones
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    • Do they say where they get the rhino DNA? They might be making it artificially, or just diluting a real harm among many fake ones. (Also pseudosciences are dumb)
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    • I use the counterfeit to destroy the counterfeit
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    • Aight there is a guy who owns a reservation and they have to cut off the horns from older males and such and he has so many in a warehouse he can flood the market and they wont be hunted but NooOOoO they say its illegal to sell them even tho he got the legally and had to do it to care for the herd
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    • Yea, fuck the chinese
      AHtiler 7 sep
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    • Chinese trying to cover up their bullshit.
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    • Them chinese make knockoff everything
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    • Chinese people need to be educated
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    • Looks like that ham we cured in a class my grandma made me go to
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    • Why is everything on this app so horny?
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    • Dirty rocks are the reason for half the endangered species. Their black market is filled with stuff like tiger penis powder. Can’t wait to nuke em all Ching Ching bing bong
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    • That would be amazing if it was true.
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    • We should just k ill all the rhinos into extinction. Then there is no more rhinos poaching problems.
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    • Cut ties with china, issue a warning to the population and nuke the fuck out of their shit
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    • Too fucking late though the species is already done for
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    • how is this a feature
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    • Actually this may backfire sience there will be specialists to make the difference between a fake and a original and this will make the authentic ones even more expensive therefore the risk of hunting a rhino will be even more worth it for those hunters 😢
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    • So this???
      kirby_b8 8 sep
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    • Oh wait if you’re 3-D printing a horn when they start to break it up for its materials, they will see right away that it is fake
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    • See I’ve seen a lot of people going after the poachers , and the poachers are definitely in the Wrong , but if you really want to stop poaching you don’t take out the lowest point on the totem , you take out the people buying the rhino horns , shark fins etc
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    • Sharks are going extinct because 2 billion squinty eyed fools think their fins look so cute in a bowl of soup
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    • It’s not about price, it’s about authenticity
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    • Good...Also, can we use all our nukes on China? After getting the animals out....asking for a friend...
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    • What if some startup in the Middle East were to start making fake oil and flood the US market so Americans would stop invading them lmao
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    • Yeah after they already nooned of multiple sub species
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    • What? No, that'll just make "OrGaNiC" ones more expensive!
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    • So I say again. Can all the countries of the world just gang r.ape china? Nothing bad could come out of it. They control and censor a huge portion of international companies, their people are oppressed, and freeing china would also free North Korea. I really don't see a problem in this
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    • They start makin ppl
      skitwit 8 sep
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    • On the real though, money controls everything, which means this could actually work
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    • That won’t work lol
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    • Again, Fuck China!
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    • Wouldn’t they want real horns more now? It’s like selling replica cars but it has the same engine. Everyone wants the real stuff
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    • In theory it's a great idea
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    • People will still pay more for authentic horns, and if anything itll increase the cost because theyll have to prove its authentic somehow
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    • Ivory is sought after because it's rare, so that'll probably put the real shit at a premium
      Alucar 8 sep
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    • But wouldn’t that actually jack up the prices?
      TRIGG3Y 8 sep
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    • Lol the true creators changing the world.. Talent when recognised
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    • Won't that make authentic ivory more expensive?
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    • Is it to do with the poaching problem? Nice.
      Masumii 8 sep
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    • Heck ya
      Rogus3 8 sep
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    • But what about hunting the poachers for sport
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    • A lot of people don't know that the most poached animal in the world (or at least as of 2017) are pangolins. They're being poached for their scales as apparently they ward off disease and their meat is a delicacy in Asian countries.
      Ninjay48 8 sep
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    • Good now do ivory so we can have cool ivory products in production again.
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    • How does it hold the same genetic fingerprint? There’s nothing genetic ab it
      Favray 8 sep
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    • Ah a fellow dopameme user I see
      Cumlordd 8 sep
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    • Fucking china
      EvilGoku 8 sep
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    • Fuck rocks and niggas. Both of them
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    • Won't they maybe get assassinated for doing that tho?
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    • Convince Chinese men that Rhino horns don't make their dicks bigger and you won't have to do this.
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    • Excellent! Asia's finally contributing something good to the world.
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    • They'll all wake up with suicide
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    • China is the villain and Japan is the weird hero in some really weird anime show called life
      brogles 8 sep
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    • I just way this post go from 1.7k likes to 33k likes y’all are soft as fuck and I kinda dig that
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    • Oh now when someone else thinks of the reaction image, its cool
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    • Cat out of bag
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    • When you realize they would have had to have real horns to even develop this in the first place
      TOK3N 8 sep
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    • Poachers and people who by ivory deserve death.
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    • Really curious as to why there aren’t go fund mes to support more groups of poacher hunters. Yes there is some but that land is VAST it’s not possible to stop all the poachers with the current amount of poacher hunters.
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    • This real?
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    • Too late all the white rhinos are extinct
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    • But people will know the difference and pay more for an actual poached horn. It's like imitation diamond vs real diamond. Imitation diamond is still a diamond, but people pay more for a diamond mined from the earth.
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    • This is called science. Invest in science, not businessmen.
      lamelion 8 sep
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    • What is the company called, and how do I invest?
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    • I love artificially deflating the price of illegal goods to disrupt the profits of that market.
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    • I don’t mean to be racist but fuck Chinese communism and culture
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    • Haha fuck you china
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    • Knowing the Chinese they probably eat the rhinos too
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    • Elephants are evolving to be born without tusks now
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    • Id still only buy ivory that came from a Rhino or Elephant
      Jakechar 8 sep
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    • It carries the risk of raising the cost of actual ivory up. Like manufactured diamonds
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