• A Bandwagoner's Guide to the New York Rangers
'The NYR are an Original Six Tear, founded in 1926
'The Original Six teams are, NVR, BOS, Cll, DET, TOR, and MTL
'The Stanley Cup, Original Six, New York Ranges, and Stanley Cup Finals, are
all
capitalized. Respect the history and tradition of our game,
'The NYR play at Madison Square Garden located between 75 and 8% avenue and 31%
street and 33° street.
'The first and second MSG was located on 23º street and Broadway/5* Avenue, the
third MSG was located on 8 avenue between 491 and 50° street, the current MSG
'opened i's doors on February 11°, 1968,
In 1940 the MSG owners
cursed the Rangers by burning the bank loan for The
Garden in
the challs of The Stanley Cup. That curse was broken in
1994
'While the Rangers went through a dark era inthe early 80's, the Islanders went on
to win
The Stanley Cup four straight years. Respect that
'The Rangers did not win 2 game atthe Nassau Collusion between 1988 and 1994,
respect that.
Ifyou hear 18 whistles from the crowd, yell Potvin Sucks 2s
loud as you can,
1994 was an amazing year to be a Ranger fan, but you were not a fan then and that
year has ZERO relevance to 2014 so please don't tak about it
You have no right to say this team embarrasses you if you dida't suffer Unrough the
carly 2000's. we
call those years the dark ages.
Martin Brodeur is not a shit goalie so please don't say he is just because he's devil
Nobody will defend you.
Chris Drury was
the Captain before Ryan Callahan, he signed
a big contract and then
hls game went to shit f someone s called "the second coming of Chris Drury', its
nota good thing.
'ortorellais gone and is not coming back.
Ryan Callahan is gone and is not coming back
Nobody cares
how much you love Ryan Callahan, he's not a
Ranger anymore
Mark Messier isthe hero of this franchise but he cies lot.
Ifa tearm makes the Stanley Cup Playoffs, they do not suck, Don't say any team sucks,
'The Name on the Front ofthe sweater is
alot more important than the one on the
back
'This is 260 minute game and anything is possible with 1 second on
the lock. Don't
say it's over until the final horn Blows.
'We suffered through the beginning of this season, you did not
Dominic Moore went through hell and back and took an
18 month break from the
"game to take care of his wife and mourn her death, Ifyou say a bad word about bien,
RIP to your mentions.
Henrik Lundqvist was far from perfect this season, he will not win the Vezina
'Trophy this year. Don't say he wll because of his playoff performance.
Callahan chose to leave and we
would not be where we are
without him, but we
also
Would not be where we are
with him still here
Itis Stepan, not Stefan, Zuccarelo is The Hobbit, Poullotis Captain Taco and nobody
will tell you why.
Del Zotto traded for Kevin Klein, Callahan and two draft picks for St Louis.
'There is no easy road to The Stanley Cup
'We love this team and this game, respect it, enjoy the ride, and don't wait until the
spring to watch this team next year. LETS GO RANGERS!
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    • I cry every time
      xHurricane__2013 17 jun 2014
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    • @Toews_, @OffensiveNYRfan on twitter created it
      CellyHard 4 jun 2014
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    • Bet Pierre created this list to read during the games...
      tarted 3 jun 2014
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    • @CU_tgags123, I live on Long Island and have seen so many new Rangers "fans" after the Pens series that don't even know what icing is
      CellyHard 3 jun 2014
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    • As an Islanders fan, I love this. Why? Because 85% of the "Rangers fans" at school that are giving me shit and they don't know a single one of these facts.
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    • Lundqvist has always been one of my favorite players in the NHL and I used to love to watch Callahan play. I like the Bruins, but I will always root for the Rangers
      coberlin_2014 3 jun 2014
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    • @NHLPostsDaily, same. 2012 there was a viewing party at the Garden and season subscribers were able to skate on the ice before
      CellyHard 2 jun 2014
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    • Anyone playing against the kings is a favorite of mine
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    • Haha we need this for every team
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    • Also, the Rangers are my brother's favorite team and he got a bunch of kids to bandwagon at school
      poosthegoos 2 jun 2014
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    • I actually skated on their rink
      poosthegoos 2 jun 2014
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    • I'm not really bandwagoning on the Rangers, but Lundqvist has been my favorite goalie since I started paying attention to the NHL. But still, let's go Wild.
      WildNHL_2014 2 jun 2014
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    • @HockeyFunnies, Yeah so many bandwagoners are trying to talk to me about them in school and I'm like, where were you when the season started?
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    • I never thought I'd be alive long enough to see rangers bandwagoners
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    • This is perfect we need to educate the band wagoners
      HockeyFunnies 2 jun 2014
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    • They were the first American team to win the Stanley cup
      TheWheelDeal 2 jun 2014
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    • Hahaha I love this
      NYRangerss_2015 2 jun 2014
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