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if god sends me to hell i will simply not
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    • I can’t go anyway my mom didn’t sign the trip slip
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    • Electric_ 28 jun
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    • He can’t legally sentence you to an eternity in hell without your consent
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    • Dont wanna go to hell? Simply say no. God cannot legally send you to hell without your consent.
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    • god:
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    • If heaven is real, what do people do up there for eternity? sit? watch clouds?
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    • God: And I hereby condemn you to hell Me: Nah God: W... What? Me: I’m not going God: *whispers to satan* “can he do that?” Satan: *Flipping through bible* There isn’t anything in here that says he can’t refuse God: “Well I’ll be, well welcome to heav-“ Me: Nah God: WHAT THE FUCK
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    • It’s not God who sends you to hell, it’s yourself. Argue with me.
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    • I'd walk towards the fire, reciting all of the crimes God has committed towards humanity, the unborn, and the angels. I'd embrace a grieving lucifer, with a righteous hug.
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    • Hell is like Heaven, but Heller
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    • God doesn't send anyone to Hell, but rather one goes there willingly by rejecting Him.
      B_EATNG_U 28 jun
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    • I think god can litterally force you to
      jakezacb1 28 jun
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    • God: "get out" me: "nah"
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    • He really think he got a choice now that's funny💀
      Deann07 28 jun
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    • /execute in minecraft:nether run tp Akirangie 666 69 -666
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    • Remember guys. It's either 1 sin or 1000, and you're still getting sent to hell. Might as well sho0t for 1 million and go down a legend
      Foxxo 28 jun
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    • Imagine thinking you can avoid the complete absence of God’s love... You don’t go anywhere, he just leaves you to be swallowed by the void.
      Guiltyyy 30 jun
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    • If I believe in Buddhism and still do nothing wrong, would I still go to hell because I don’t believe in heaven/hell etc
      ODogX 28 jun
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    • I don't believe in religion. But is there an actual answer for this? Like what if you tell God or whoever you pray to or whichever tax evading building you go to. That you'll just refuse to go to hell? Is this even a discussion worth having?
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    • Too bad you don't get to choose
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    • Rovert881 28 jun
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    • He would just bitch slap you off the cloud
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    • There are legit people who think like this..
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    • Satan promoted me to his job
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    • Love me or I'll send you to hell. Sounds like a great guy
      tweb 1 jul
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    • This is how ghosts work
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    • Just quit the game if he spawns you in hell bro
      DatTop 28 jun
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    • Dude...
      oSatan 29 jun
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    • MrTurtle 28 jun
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    • When your parents try to send you to church
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    • And that's where ghosts come from.
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    • If you like this comment 🐸
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    • What the fuck do you think Mr. Hooded Boney Man is for?
      JNichs095 28 jun
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    • Into limbo you go!
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    • PorkSword 28 jun
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    • why is there so much ecchi and softcore porn in the comments this feature set
      Aegis_Dex 28 jun
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    • He'll forcefully shove you into hell
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    • I genuinely have a question. If god created man and gave them free will, then he isn’t all knowing because he cannot predict the humans thought, but if he is all knowing and can still see what they could do then why did he,while knowing, allow there to be a forbidden tree?
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    • What if when you die you slowly realize you’ve been died a lot earlier. Like that time slipped in the rain and shit just started getting weirder until weeks later death is like yo’ you slipped and died and these past weeks were just the 7 minutes it takes for your brain to die.
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    • That's like saying, "if sentenced to life in prison, I'll simply not go," but worse because it's God and humans apparently ain't got shit on God.
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    • I forgot the slip to go anyways
      goku25 28 jun
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    • He reincarnates you as a deformed snail
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    • Pshhh
      Weird 28 jun
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    • Literally just saw this in collective
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    • I refuse to believe that Hell is bad place like the bible says. Satan didnt want to follow gods rules and wanted to cause mischief. So why would the King of Mischief punish those who follow his bidding? Wouldnt he reward you? I believe God made anti hell propaganda cause hes jealous of his paradise.
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    • Ahhhh mythology
      squ1nts24 28 jun
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    • Collective leak
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    • Correction: God banishes you to the shadow realm
      Boat_Man 28 jun
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    • Wrong, he has divine authority; thus, nullifying the obligation to abide by any artificial legalities pertaining to human consent.
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    • Foundry 28 jun
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    • Come join Vappy's Aquarium! It's a discord server, and it's mainly furry, but anyone is allowed to join! The vanity url is fQUncF3. We are looking for new members, so come and join!
      Vappy 28 jun
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    • sub for porn
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    • Can’t argue with that logic
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    • “Well god doesn’t send you to hell you send yourself”. I mean God is the one who made the rules and allows this to happen even tho it’s extremely within his power not to let it happen. Plus he coulda presented more clearly like he did for all the ppl who got a clear miracle granted.
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    • And the smoke of their torment will rise for ever and ever. There will be no rest day or night for those who worship the beast and its image, or for anyone who receives the mark of its name." REV 14:11
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    • Then you will just be a ghost
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    • It’s funny because there is no heaven or hell
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    • Mf fairytales
      imjay 1 jul
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    • Same with war drafts, what are they gonna send me to prison? Still better than going to war
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    • If you believe that a higher power that you can’t see, touch, or speak to is going to send you to heaven if you’ve been good and hell if you’ve been bad I’d be willing to bet that you still believe in Santa Claus. 😂 ppl would rather serve a made up being in the sky than search for their own answers
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    • Check mate
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    • Funny, yes. But you won't have a choice. He's just gonna smite you down there.
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    • So why would Lucifer torture people? Wouldn’t it be smarter to be nice so people would want to go to hell?
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    • purgatory it is
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    • Also, Satan and the demons don’t run hell. They are tortured in it for trying to take over the world. And they just ask/trick us into doing bad things because they wanna drag us with them
      DumbGuy 1 jul
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    • He will punish you. By locking you in a room with a republican
      Obedd 1 jul
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    • That just makes you a beta cuck
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    • Aye we in the age of Aquarius rn
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    • Sounds. Like. Trump.
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    • I don't think that god needs your consent
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    • Can people just stop trying to romanticize hell? Shits getting pretty annoying. You burn for eternity. No, it never gets old, you never get used to it. That’s it, there’s no upside.
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    • Satan k ills less people in the Bible than god
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    • Wait can you actually do that? Like, refuse to goto hell?
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    • These shit crops piss me off
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    • God:no no hes got a point
      dangjsan 1 jul
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    • It’s honestly really fucked up that god even made hell. Like he’s a dick for that
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    • If the judge sends me to prison I simply won’t go.
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    • Ain't this the story of Ninnava and the whale and Jona?
      _Matchu 30 jun
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    • When I go to hell
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    • Y’all remember shadow the hedgehog game? god tier game
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    • God doesn’t command or condemn you to hell, he sends you to hell. That’s a passive verb right there bud...
      tiekai 30 jun
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    • no means no
      xospooki 30 jun
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    • Just work with Satan to spite God by returning to the gates of heaven, what's he gonna do? Send you and Satan to hell, yeah good luck
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    • Refuse to go to hell, heaven, and purgatory, and refuse reincarnation, now you’re immortal
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    • Mom said no
      clowneyk 30 jun
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    • He will just make you alive again
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    • "free will" touche
      tc1973 30 jun
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    • God does give us free will
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