• A
70- -year- -old manrobbed a
Kansas City bank
and then sat down in the lobby saying he'd
rather live in jail than with his wife.
He was sentenced to house arrest.
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    • Cruel and unusual punishment
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    • That judge is an asshole
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    • Congratulations you just made a situation involving a desperate man willing to do anything to get away from his wife about 20 times worse and more likely to go horribly wrong by locking that man up with the thing he hates the most
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    • His wife was actually abusive and he just rob a bank as a cry for help
      indiga 5 aug
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    • Thats a great way to make a guy a murderer
      FBIKronk 5 aug
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    • That actually sounds irresponsible on the judges part. The man is obviously desperate and willing to go to great lengths to get away from this woman. What else could he be capable of doing?
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    • The judge was a family friend of the wife’s
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    • jj26448 5 aug
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    • Let him get a break
      Pastell 5 aug
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    • poor guy lives in kansas
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    • Here’s part of the story
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    • Him living in Kansas itself is a punishment
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    • Why? Just send the guy to jail god damn
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    • Honestly wtf is wrong with the judge. What if the dude has a mental breakdown from his (probably abusive) wife, then he ends up k*lling her and ruining his life? I don’t think he’s a violent person bc of the bank incident. But desperate ppl can only take so much....
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    • This man who is obviously too mentally ill to know what a divorce is, is obviously crying out for help .
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    • didn’t he only rob $1 or is that a different one
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    • Cruel and unusual punishment
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    • Just get a divorce?
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      gasteroy 5 aug
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    • It’s for only one dollar if I recall correctly
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    • Leave the house while on house arrest and they take you to jail
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    • Missouri!
      YaBoiBo 5 aug
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    • The ole reverse psychology
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    • Hopefully it’s fake
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    • I would just murder her make the judge look like a complete fucking idiot for putting a man clearly ready to risk it all just to get away from his wife
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    • Task failed failed
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    • Must have been a female judge
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    • He could’ve just left his life instead of most likely facing jail time
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    • I've seen like 3 different posts saying that he robbed a bank and waited. It's always different but it's the same guy
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    • The boomer boss
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    • neck rope time
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    • Bro. Just k.ll your wife and problem solved
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    • A fate worse than death
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    • Him: "well, shit."
      Mr_Blacc 5 aug
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    • Why did they have to do that to him?
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    • Reposting fgt
      RED1357 5 aug
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    • is it not that hard to divorce
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    • Big oof
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    • Mudd’s women Star Trek episode.
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    • Lmfaooo
      Yatsuto 5 aug
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    • Oof
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    • You get what you fucking deserve!
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    • kanep0e 5 aug
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    • Ok boomer
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    • Yeah this never happened
      Akatosh 5 aug
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    • So just get divorced at that point. Retard
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    • Knowing his luck if he tried to get a divorce he’d get the same judge
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    • The judge knows how to punish him.
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    • Guess no one told him divorce is a thing.
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    • This is dumb. He can just leave his house and violate house arrest enough until he is sentenced jail time? If hes willing to rob a bank to get out of the house why wouldnt he violate his house arrest?
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    • Lets support domestic abuse now. Sounds on par for the course
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    • Oof
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    • HA
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    • Get fucked nerd
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    • Claim cruel and unusual punishment
      taa0630 8 aug
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    • This mans wife is probably yells at him
      mzsty 8 aug
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    • Those cunts
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    • He also only stole 1$ I think
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    • Did they take the money back bc if not easy way to become rich
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    • Maybe that was his goal
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    • Maybe he would've gotten sent to jail if he kept his mouth shut
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    • When was this? I don’t remember this being on the news and I live in KC
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    • That is a Fuck My Life moment
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    • I blame society to be honest. It creates these kinds of men.
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    • Just leave your house repeatedly and they will properly send you to prison
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    • You can see the pain in his eyes
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    • Have you considered divorce
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    • btw he looks like the guy who played Peter Quill's God dad in guardians of the galaxy
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    • he coulda said that just to get out of jail
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    • judge was a woman
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    • The whole point of punishing someone is giving them something they dont want. Props to the judge
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    • “Boys im bout to make this an execution”
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    • Thats crule AND unusual punishment
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    • One fish, two fish, dead fish, dead wife
      Sinnoz 7 aug
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    • Get McFucked.
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    • Should have shot a bullet at nothing for another charge
      Bijouxa 7 aug
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    • That is how you get a man to murder
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    • I feel bad for him but id rather live in kansas than Missouri or misery as we call it
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    • Not like we have a great legal system for divorce. Sh u
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    • What an ass
      FBImeme 7 aug
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    • What if he planned it all along?
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    • That’s a lot of damage
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    • Moment of silence please
      ofdom93 7 aug
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    • Tchalla: Get that man a Divorce...
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    • I've outsmarted your outsmarting!
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    • He lives with Karen
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    • The best part is he only took $1
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    • Get fucked.
      Grivaxyn 6 aug
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    • Tuff noodles
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