• moses: *parts the red sea*
[later]
fish's boss: why were u late
fish: ur not gonna believe this
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    • Did anyone else picture this fish carrying a briefcase while reading this??
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    • “He parted that shit with a Beyblade you gotta see it to believe it”
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    • The fish didn't believe her husband. Later leaving him and taking the kids. The husband kiIIed himself that night by throwing himself ashore
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    • Fun fact: every few hundred years or so something happens to the earth creating winds strong enough to part that part of the red sea. Since moses, its parted like 6 or 7 times. Though that still doesnt explain how they knew about it
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    • I can’t believe everyone missed the joke “why were you late for school” I hate this place
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    • Mythology 24 jul
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    • God did it, not Moses
      dandjman 24 jul
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    • Nice Beyblade reference.
      willgnyc 24 jul
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    • Little fish getting laid off due too the fishona
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    • When you said "Fish boss", I thought mob leader
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    • fish: fuck now i’m gonna be late for school
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    • I need help finding a meme, it’s the one with obi wan piloting the speeder happily on coruscant with the text “other wild nations and then it stwitches over time anakin burning on mustache with the text USA
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    • 2 Moses memes in 1 feature, nice
      Dunderton 24 jul
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    • Whoever sees this comment, screenshot it. You don't have to post it or anything, I just want you to have me with you. I'll be there for you. Day and night. Watching. Listening
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    • Ya know, I’m not one to feel bad/sad/depressed, and I’m very content and happy with life... but damn 2020 sucks
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    • Cant remember the name of the cartoon but remember when they're passes through the sea and lightning strikes and you see a whale in the water wall? That spooked me as a kid.
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    • Bro you had hop from one side to the other
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    • Two features about Moses in a row
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    • True, I’m sure a lotta of fishes lives were ruined.
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    • Did you know that Moses split the Red Sea with a beyblade
      Lennny 24 jul
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    • Vegan k1ll fish, makes me sad
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    • Unspopular opinion: Fish lives don't matter
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    • It wasn’t the Red Sea he parted. They discovered that the text was mistranslated and it actually said reed sea which Egypt had a lot of reed swamps back then. And when they figured out which one he split they discovered all the Egyptian skeletons and war carts that were buried when the water went bk
      asscrust 24 jul
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    • LuckyMy 24 jul
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    • In my religion class we learned he didn’t obviously part the Red Sea, the Bible is known to be exaggerated so it was like a marsh of some sort that they crossed and it happened to be low tide or something like that.
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    • You speak blasphemy
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    • Blasphemy
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    • He was late at his offish job
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    • Ridiculous! Have a brain. The fishes boss would have know of this well in advance since it happened ever 40 yrs (please correct the years) and would have given them the day off or work from home order.
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    • "Why were you late to school?" Get it? Laugh damnit!
      whybother 26 jul
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    • *blub* *blub* why were you late to the offish?
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    • Mooses*
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    • So close
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    • Where is the funny
      tiowio 26 jul
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    • "You're right, I don't believe it. Looks like you'll be sleeping with the humans. Take care of him, Nemo."
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    • Would have been funnier to say, “School” Teacher, “Why were you late?”
      MitchN60 25 jul
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    • He was late to the of-fish
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    • If miracles like that happened back then why can’t we do them now?
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    • Send more christian memes pls
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    • That fish works in a school
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    • iflamingo 25 jul
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    • The equivalent of being stopped at a railroad track
      LHAvenger 25 jul
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    • Bruh someone send me the pic of Moses using a beyblade to split it
      Robert 25 jul
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    • Anyone else think about that one scene from a video from the YouTuber JaidenAnimations?
      JoMan 25 jul
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    • Fish:"Your not gonna belive this, but I caught it on film" boss:"wtf is film?"
      RyuuCross 25 jul
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    • Fuckin Jews man it's crazy
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    • Lol
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    • I read fish boss and heard dark souls music
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    • What about all the kid fish late for school
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    • I guesses you could say he went to the offish
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    • Fs
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    • I like that this post completely normalizes the concept of fish having jobs
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    • Fish to fish boss: There’s this crazy scientist! And I shit you not! He turns himself into a pickle! Funniest shit I’ve ever seen!
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    • Haha fish don't have jobs
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    • I’m bored dm me
      Tamdem 24 jul
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    • Fish society
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    • oofman009 24 jul
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    • Anyone else picture a fish in a tie for the fish boss?
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    • Crazy how he did it with a beyblade
      DarkShark 24 jul
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    • The worlds worst train
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    • I just got this after the mose fell
      J0shyyy 24 jul
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    • I got this RIGHT after the tree falling in water post
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    • Fish don’t have jobs.
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    • Mr. Sykes aint playin wit oscar no mo
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    • Mr. Sykes aint play with oscar no mo
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    • Boom, no water in path
      Dom8474 24 jul
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    • would of been funnier if the boss fish were a teacher and said “you were late for class”... cause ya know.. schools
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    • Hey, it's the reason I named my dick Moses
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    • Two mosses post in a row
      05_13 24 jul
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    • The side of the story I actually want to read
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    • I just saw this response to the tree falling into the water
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    • Assuming fish have jobs? This post is so stupid, of course fish dont have jobs. They're good for nothing freeloaders. We should slaughter all the fish
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    • where does he work doe
      Bwian 24 jul
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    • Tmw he didn't part the red sea. Checkmate Christians
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    • Youre right, i dont. Youre fired.
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    • “Don’t worry you can make it up this weekend”
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    • Considering that Moses and the entire nation of Israel passed through, I just wouldn’t have come into work
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    • FISH FRICK
      person120 24 jul
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    • Why was this right after the other Moses feature?
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    • you see, the joke's humor derives from the fact that fish do not have a jobs
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    • 2 Moses features in a row?
      yehaw2222 24 jul
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    • Read that in a New York mob accent
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    • Tidler’s late
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    • Thatd be funny
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    • Why is there so much Moses and bible features now?
      CHANCHO 24 jul
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    • Anyone else think of a mob fish boss and not a normal job
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    • This implies that fish can get employed
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    • It was the log from the last post
      Simoah 24 jul
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    • I need the picture of him doing it with the beyblade
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    • Traffic was bad
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    • Lmao
      AngelKrom 24 jul
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    • 2nd in a row about this. Wow
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