• Me: How American are you?
Him:
My favorite "American moment" is when i asked an
American kid on omegle if he has a gun. And within
2 seconds he grabs a Winchester and
I
ask if it's a
replica. He says no grabs a round and shoots it from
his window. That was 4 months ago and i think about
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    • Be like I have 10 guns. Why do you have 10 guns? Because I can't afford to buy more at the moment
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    • If you don’t have a gun with arms reach then are you truly American?
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    • the last time I was on Omegle I literally watched a dude juggle handguns. needless to say I was very erect
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    • Got my first rifle at around 6. Taught to respect guns and people. Makes the difference.
      DiddyMan 6 jul
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    • I want an AR-15 for both hunting hogs and home defense, give me advice about it
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    • Isn’t there around 89 guns for every 100 Americans? More likely than not if you ask an American if they have a gun they will
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    • Expected suicide at every turn after omegle
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    • Shall not be infringed, nigga!
      Mizusaki 6 jul
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    • I have between 10-100 guns, the exact number I won’t say that’s for you to fuck around and find out
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    • Forever 6 jul
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    • Got a gun room with rifles, pistols, and shotguns. Sadly automatics are “illegal”.
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    • Me:
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    • One time at one of our D&D sessions, one of our friends leaned back with his hands on his head for a good stretch. Next thing I know our DM looks down and exclaims “Is that a fucking gun?” And he’s all like “Yeah, I always have a gun on me lol”
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    • watched a kid sh00t himself on omegle
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    • What's with all the gun fetishists there's more to US values than just firearms folks there's progress, there's culture, cuisine, expression, entertainment, history and even diverse geography
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    • Had a man nocked up on drugs banging on my door today at 4am, screaming that he k!lled a cop. Police took 25+ minutes to get here. Took me 8 seconds to get my gun. Never going without one next to me.
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    • Mine is when my English grandmother took me/my brother to an aviary. We came across a bald eagle and she says “I wonder what he does there all day” me and my older brother pretty much said “protects freedom” at the same time
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    • Gun safety classes would be way more efficient than fear mongering. Bastards sinking money into anti-gun propaganda. Especially that Bloomberg bastard.
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    • I went on omegle and saw a lot of old man penises
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    • Can confirm, I turnt 20 and my granny was like “you need a gun to carry in your car” and gave me a glock she had been saving for like 4 years
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    • It's also my most badas.s moment. Me and a friend were sh00ting beer cans with a red rider bb gun at maybe...30-45 feet by my estimate. We were struggling to hit one on a rock, so the fucker decides to move the closest one on top of a fencepost maybe 5-10 feet to the left and about 3 feet higher
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    • Anyone have an ar15 chambered in 300 blackout? Looking into getting one but not sure how i feel about that round.
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    • Prob lived in the country where you can sh00t shit out your window and no one cares.
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    • One time a guy in pubg chat told me to k ! ll myself and me having my right next to me with my mic on chambered it (it being empty) and said “okay I will” and this man panics and tells me he was joking and i shouldn’t do it I never responded to him cuz we loaded into the plane and I was busy droppin
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    • My favorite American moment is when the great neegro massacre of 2020 began
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    • 13 guns per every 10 Americans.
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    • Have a 12g mossberg 500A loaded with 00Buck next to my bed
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    • Should I get an ak-47 (I like the wooden stock and full metal ak’s) or some kind of AR variant or ar -15
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    • its not a negligent discharge if you live in the middle ah fuckin nowhere
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    • Thats aggressively American and Idk what could top that
      Ocellus 7 jul
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    • This sounds like 1980s vibe but with early 2000s technology
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    • Of all the guns that are in the entire world, Americans own 47% of them. Don't fuck with the mother land
      sokudo54 6 jul
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    • Most American moment is when you listen to people talk about the miracle on ice
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    • I have a Henry repeating rifle , it’s a golden boy version but I got the modified Texan golden boy because Texas is superior
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    • If you dont kilI yourself on omegle what's even the point of having a gun?
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    • *jacks off*
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    • Anyone else having problems with the previous post?
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    • I only have 1 gun and it makes me sad
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    • Omegle is a scary place
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    • last time I was on omegle i saw a dude jackin it and fingering his butthole. needless to say that was the last time i ever got on omegle
      Dat_Dude 6 jul
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    • Got a 20 guage 870 at 8
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    • I go on omegle and I just see dicks
      axi2002 6 jul
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    • Winchester shotgun or rifle?
      drathuas 6 jul
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    • Every self respecting American owns at least one gun.
      elejefe 6 jul
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    • Whhooooo
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    • I once watched a dude throw his sisters jewelry box at his tv, she get mad at him, he knocked over a glass and accidentally fucking stepped on a shard
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    • I got banned from omegle last night
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    • I’m gonna get a handgun in a few years, once I get out of school
      piss_ 6 jul
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    • I want a fully automatic if m134 for hunting and home defense, if someone steps foot on my property without my explicit permission they are going to become Swiss cheese
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    • I want a gun for the facists in the upcoming Civil War
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    • i like making people mad on omegle
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    • Daboinky pp itches
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    • Thats the most irresponsible shit. What the fuck
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    • One time a bunch of us were drinking and talking on chat roulette with random strangers. One guy started talking shit and pulled out a gun. That’s when all 13 of us started laughing and pulled out ours. He left the chat pretty quickly
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    • I’m in a discord with around 150+ people and I’ve asserted my dominance by owning more guns than anyone in the server.
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    • Need some assistance here peeps. I'm going after one of my dream guns soon and can't decide which one to get. I'm either getting the falkor Petra 300 win mag or the serbu semi auto 50bmg. Which is easier to AP rounds for?
      JMcK 6 jul
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    • I think this is my friend. This sounds like something he'd do
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    • Gunz r gey
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    • cant wait till I get my carry license, i ain't got a fuckin clue what imma get but prolly a 9mm, so it would jus injure them and not murder them
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    • There’s nothing to Value in the US unless someone can convince me that we’ll last longer than 20 more years before becoming a failed state. Give me hope please, I’m desperate
      sk3tchy 9 jul
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    • yeaaaa I bet that happened
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    • Wtf is omegle? Omelet? Ermagur?
      geexd125 9 jul
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    • Why uh ... why you talking to kids on omegle...?
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    • I collect knives
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    • Last time I was Omegle I saw this old lady rubbing out her pussy while a naked red neck with a beard was talking to me casually
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    • I could have grabbed 15 different guna lmao I’ve got shotguns that cost more than some peoples cars
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    • You don’t think about it often
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    • Shiiieet.. i kinda wanna gun for my MURICA side.. but like.... im very depressed/suicidal/kinda crazy. I feel like i’d do bad things if i owned one.
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    • Lol I shot my first gun at 2 I love being American
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    • Somethin similar happened to me as a kid only I shot a Henry out the window
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    • Laughs in American with 4 semi automatic rifles and two handguns
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    • To the outside world it truly does look like America is just one big slut sucking on a mountain of gun shaped dildos
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    • Haha yes, i hav an gun
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    • I don't know much about guns but I know I love Winchesters.
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    • God damn I sure do love freedom
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    • I have a string and a paperclip
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    • I got my first gun at 21 pretty much as soon as I reasonably could, I'm currently 21 it was a month ago and now I have two the only reason I do not have three is because I cannot afford to have three
      Varateno 8 jul
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    • For my 15th birthday, my dad got me a bolt-action, magazine-fed Ruger
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    • Just downloaded tinder. Full of 10’s.(looks anyways) feels weird swiping right knowing they’re out of your league.
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    • Russians are similar?
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    • Im this American
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    • Death to California
      TFM256 8 jul
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    • You can tell if you come across a fellow american by saying "put your right hand over your heart, ready, begin" and they recite the pledge of allegiance perfectly without being prompted
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    • The most “murica” moment I’ve witnessed was on 4th of July like a couple of years ago when people in the neighborhood were firing off shit tons of illegal fireworks and a couple of handguns into the air because no one could tell the difference. Not like they were 357s or anything just like glocks
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    • I am an antique rifle collector (mainly from WW1) but my modern rifles are a G3 and AR. I'm thinking about getting a HK 243 next. We shall see.
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    • Yep
      Oshbaaya 7 jul
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    • *happy boog noises from the forests*
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    • I do this online often with a glock
      pastor 7 jul
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