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    • True story
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    • What if I accidentally have a flamethrower
      Elon 5 aug
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    • Me when i accidentally bring a missile launcher into BWI for the third time this week
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    • Me in school 3rd grade: What if I accidentally pull the fire alarm?
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    • a more serious problem for me would be "do i have a knife? or two? how many do i have?"
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    • I use my range bag as a carry on a lot and that’s a legitimate concern I have when flying. They found a few loose 9mm rounds once and weren’t too pleased. 😂
      CJ_Pyro_ 3 aug
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    • Me Who has NEVER owned a gun In my life
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    • Before I go into an airport I always say to myself “don’t act suspicious” as if I’ve got something illegal on me and I end up being the most suspicious person there
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    • A real concern for gun addicts I'll tell you what
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    • As someone that regularly carries, this happens more often than you think
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    • I have a friend whos in the military and he forgot that his issued knife was in his carryon and he didn't realize that until mid flight when he was going for a snack and found his knife laying in his bag. Y'all are good the TSA is a fucking joke.
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    • You can bring guns, you just have to keep it inside your lunoonge not your carry on and notify the airport
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    • We need to find a way to ban all of Alice77's accounts
      Flaky 3 aug
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    • They put me in as a female and when they scanned me they thought my penis was a weapon
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    • Me when I leave a store without buying anything *hope I didn’t accidentally steal anything
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    • Hope I didnt accidentally leave a bullet in one of my backpack pockets. Was actually in school one time when I realized I missed some bullets cleaning out my backpack after a hunting trip. Most paranoid day of my life
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    • My brain... FUCK I have water! *Guzzles $2 water* there, now I can buy one for $17 in the airport
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    • this is like walking out of a store without buying anything. Did I accidentally steal something
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    • What if I forget my name
      clarisa 3 aug
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    • I always know I pay for shit but I'm always subconscious about leaving the store and walking through those things that detect if you've stolen something.
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    • I carry a knife a lot so I always panic like this
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    • Honestly though, since I do carry 99% of the time, it’s a ghost feeling that scares me stiff for a short moment.
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    • Then just remember: No Russian.
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    • What if I accidentally have a bottle of water??
      richieto 3 aug
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    • To an American that is a completely legitimate question.
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    • Whenever I’m in an airport I feel the strongest urge to say bomb even though I know I’ll get arrested so quickly
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    • My brain while waking into the principals office: what if I did something and then forgot about it
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    • Always have to triple check my bags to make sure theres no extra ammo or spent casing laying somewhere.... jackets especiallly
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    • Same response as seeing a cop even when you are doing absolutely nothing
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    • I've accidentally had a knife, so....
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    • I always feel like a criminal there even tho I haven’t done anything and made sure to follow the rules
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    • I don't do drugs and have never seen or carried a bomb, but 9 outta 10 times when they have the dogs sniffing through the line, the motherfucker stop as at me. And then have my shit torn apart to find out their dogs suck at their jobs.
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    • does anyone else just let out a big sigh of relief when they pass through the metal detector even though you know you don’t have a piece of metal
      brugging 3 aug
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    • More like I hope I left my weed
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    • Had a camera rapped in a small towel in the camera box she said. “This looks like a bomb” I just stayed in silence as she opened the bag and continued to slowly unravel the towel and inspect the camera. Lmaoo I don’t blame her ig
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    • Or you’re like “yo I’ve got nothing to hide, just try not to look suspicious” and then you look suspicious as feck
      EmHem 3 aug
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    • Imma keep it real with you chief I have a gun in my ass
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    • I remember walking through F hall in high school and I would see all the classes say F and then the room number but my dumb ass would give myself anxiety and doubt I was in F hall
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    • This is a real concern for an American such as myself. Not joking
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    • What if they accidentally find the bomb I brought?
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    • My brain before drug tests: What if I’m the false positive?!
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    • If I’m ever being put on a lie detector test and I’m answering honestly, what happens if I get anxiety about being mistaken for a murderer which raises my heart rate enough to be mistaken and then convicted?
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    • Fun story I have gone through airport security multiple times just thinking “I really hope none of my knives fell into this bag while I was packing”... I have a lot of knives
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    • That's a very legitimate concern in the South.
      TooSweet 3 aug
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    • That's in alot of things. It's called fear of failure or loss
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    • Me on a background check and drug test having never done drugs or even a ticket
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    • TSA: do you have any weapons on you? Me, an intellectual: I don't know, I could.
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    • Those of us who carry guns, it actually crosses my mind, sometimes ill just be zoned out, see tsa and be life fuck i dont have a gun do i
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    • A joke for non gun owners, a true worry for gun enthusiasts
      cdimas64 3 aug
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    • Everytime I go through security I fly 4ish times a year they have to pat me down because my hair is long, idk why. Also what’s the finger checker they do I had them do that to me once.
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    • Its happened to me. Step dad put it and a bowie knife in my backpack and I walked thru a TSA checkpoint. The alarms went off and they drew their guns on me then said drop the backpack slowly.
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    • I worry about my bottle of lotion most, fuck the gun, what if the TSA thinks my lotion is a bomb?!
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    • I always spaz that they'll think my laptop is a bomb lol
      9elypses 7 aug
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    • Look I'm always scared that I'm going to be searched at an airport randomly and paranoid that they will do a cavity check on me violating me. But if that day comes I hope I have the worst diarrhea.
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    • What if I accidentally smuggle 17 live alligators in my cousins pants
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    • This is feeling in amplified exponentially when you’re black or noon
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    • Tomio 4 aug
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    • Really though "what if I actually am carrying food with me?
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    • I constantly pray that I packed a Pepsi in my lunchbox at work, instead of a bud light. It scares me sometimes.
      Scootch 4 aug
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    • Sometimes I forget to take my 8 oz weapon called water out of my bag.
      Kes3003 3 aug
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    • I mean I do have my concealed carry so sometimes it gets close
      xMr94 3 aug
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    • The worst part is I still think this and I don’t even own a gun......
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    • "What if I accidentally have my epipen?"
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    • Did that once, and they took it out of my bag and handed it to me and told me put it in my car, just took the ammo
      keptchup 3 aug
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    • I've always get scared becuase i always have a pocket knife in the my jeans and when i get on a plane i think i have it and always almost shit my self in tsa
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    • How to tell if you have confidence problems
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    • What if I accidentally have a full water bottle
      abi42 3 aug
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    • What if someone planted cocaine on me....?!
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    • i have a gun keychain. small af, but chinese airport fkin stopped us while we were standin in queue to go back home, they legit thought it was a gun, even tho it was as small as a hot wheels car, was made out of cheap metal. fkin dumbasses. other airports didnt have a problem with it
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    • “And my dick so hard it make the metal detector go off” -2chains
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    • Nah fuck that I’m tryin to remember if I left my water bottle in my bag
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    • “Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America”
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    • I can go to Walmart and not touch anything in the whole store, just browse, and as I walk out I think what if I accidentally put something in my pocket and set off the alarms
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    • This is America. I forget I'm carrying my 9mm all the time
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    • I’ve had many backpacks pulled aside for knives cause I just keep knives in my backpack and it’s hard to find all of them to remove them
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    • What if i accidentally became a noon
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    • Officer: what's that in your pocket? Me: How did my car get there?
      Si1v3r 3 aug
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    • Went through with a boner and I got pulled aside
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    • *searches bags before going through to make sure I don’t have a gun*
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    • thinks me, a person who has literally never even been in the same room as a real gun:
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    • My brain before going through airport security: Did I hide my gun good enough?
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    • Wait, do I have a bomb on me?
      ddog042 3 aug
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    • Every time I need to act normal I immediately forget how to. I feel like I'm trying too hard to look normal and might end up suspicious looking
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    • Tell me y I always get frisked 4 weapon suspicion cuz of my m o n g o s c h l o n g o
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    • Its all fun and games until tsa pulls a pair of scissors out of a secret pocket in ur bookbag
      Bredgar 3 aug
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    • *stares in american because thats a possibility
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    • Last month I was in Europe (Ireland, France, Netherlands). On the way back, going thru US customs at the Dublin airport I got called out of line under suspicion of drug trafficking. They made this big show of dumping out my bag and searching everything. Turns out the "suspicious mass" was some rocks
      Nixept 3 aug
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    • Me before exiting the store and walking by the alarm: "I didn't accidentally steal anything right?, let me check, hurry!"
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    • I don’t even own a gun and I get nervous
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    • I accidentally had a gun in airport security literally yesterday
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    • Sometimes in a really silent class, I get worried that my brain will just take over and I’ll scream out something inappropriate. Never do though.
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    • I actually worry about this since I usually conceal carry
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    • You can take a gun on flights if you follow proper procedures, 100% legal.
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    • I usually just check my gun and ammo in with my lunoonge. It’s actually pretty nice. Once you claim the gun, your lunoonge becomes priority, they won’t lose it and it will be at a special place waiting for you. You don’t have to go find it.
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    • Sir do you have a firearm? Me, an intellectual: don't we all?...
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    • I never have this concern because I don't generally have any drugs or guns on me. But I do often worry, that I won't be able to stop myself from petting the bomb dog.
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