• If your rice is too wet,
you fucked up
- Uncle Roger
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    • Unalll rogharrr
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    • unkuh roguh
      Mead 25 sep
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    • "Gordon Ramsay is a wok fuck boy." -uncle roger
      Menace420 25 sep
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    • YapushKhu 25 sep
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    • But if your rice is to dry, you still fuck up.
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    • I WATCHED THAT LIKE 10 TIMES. NO SHIT
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    • Haiyaaa
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    • Everybody loves this guy and teases his over-exaggerated asian accent. But if a black person started acting overly black for comedy, nobody can day anything because it's racist.
      At11011 25 sep
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    • drawesome 25 sep
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    • I just have that effect on rice
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    • “Unko Roguh so upset, I put my leg down from chair”
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    • Id suck off uncle roger if it meant he taught me how to not fuck up my rice
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    • Gotta use the universal measuring tool, your first finger line bro, that’s common asian knowledge son
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    • Wice is too whet
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    • get yoself ah ricecookuh
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    • If you have two wok, you wok fuckboy.
      y01nk 25 sep
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    • Everyone read it in his accent
      KNHAMLET 25 sep
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    • I read “rice” as “niece” and I don’t know what to do about it
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    • I love bleeding from my vagina
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    • _Rakogan_ 25 sep
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    • “If your rice to dry you also fuck up” ~Uncle Rodger
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    • Actually I think it was, “if your rice too wet, you fucked up.”
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    • But don't go the buffet route and have dryass rice either
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    • 2 part rice 1 part water, or the other way around I cant remember
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    • Uncalll rohgharr
      KCK16 25 sep
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    • Legend
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    • This was my post
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    • Words of wisdom.
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    • Excuse me his name is Uncle Woger
      trainkid 25 sep
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    • HybridCalisthenics this your bro?
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    • cass 25 sep
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    • Put my rice in the fridge last night I’m about to disappoint uncle roger
      LuigiWah 25 sep
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    • I like watching his videos he makes my day better
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    • If you go to Asian house, and they cook for you in indoor kitchen, they don't want you there. Leave.
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    • Uncle Ben could have told you that, if Peter hadn’t let him die
      Curvz 25 sep
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    • unhle rojah
      auss 25 sep
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    • "This is secret ingredient to good egg fried rice... TORTUH."
      Fuzzee 25 sep
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    • GORDON RAMSAY HAVE TWOOOO WOK!!!!
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    • Not my uncles Roger. My Uncle Roger is doing 15 years for armed robbery
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    • Hiiiyaaaaaa
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    • Show me your carrot
      RazKun 25 sep
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    • Uncle Roger knows a thing or two because he's seen a thing or two.
      Wyoming25 25 sep
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    • hiya
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    • Who the hell even is this guy? He’s not funny at all and who gives a single flying fuck about his opinion on rice?
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    • like im supposed to believe this hippy. so stoned he cant even open his eyes all the way
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    • If your name is Uncle Roger, you fucked up
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    • My dude needs ingles clas 101
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    • Why do people like this guy he's not funny at all just a cringe fake accent
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    • So do I drain the rice?
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    • What if I like wet rice? Just because you're from an ethnicity that eats a lot of it, doesn't mean you own it and tell everyone else how to eat it. Fuck off Roger
      RobQ1978 25 sep
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    • I'm a the only one who doesn't find this guy funny at all?
      18_Plus 25 sep
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    • I hate this Asian retard with unrequited loathing
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    • Unpopular opinion - this dude is not funny and tries to hard to be
      the_soh 25 sep
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    • I’m indian, I love wet sweet rice, fuck you roger
      Nfruits 25 sep
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    • Yuu fuked up
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    • What a god
      GoldPepe 28 sep
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    • W.A.R. now stands for wet ass rice
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    • RIP
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    • If your rice is too dry you also fucked up
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    • horry shet
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    • "If your rice is too dry, you also fucked up"
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    • Yeah too wet rice isn’t good for your mycelium
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    • If you watch this guy you're a fucking idiot
      NRogue13 28 sep
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    • Is this uncle Bens illegitimate son from when he served in Nam?
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    • But if ur rice too dry u also fucked up
      yoted44 28 sep
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    • It’s Uncah Rajah!
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    • Yep
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    • Who the fuck is this guy and where did he come from 😂
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    • And if your rice is too dry, you also fucked up.
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    • Words to live by
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    • Is this fuckin gook trying to be internet famous, little slant eyed attention whore??
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    • “If your rice is too dry, you fucked up”- Uncle Roger
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    • “Start ova, no saving wet rice”
      Diloon123 27 sep
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    • HAIYAAAAAA
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    • I can hear him saying it!! XD
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    • And if it's to dry, you also fucked up. 👍
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    • Haiya
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    • Uncllllllle rAhjuh
      kermyboi 27 sep
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    • Stop trying to desensitize children’s and tell them to ask questions
      pjolah 27 sep
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    • Bro that’s my wallpapr
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    • But if it's done just right then that's a quote from Uncle Ben haha LOL lmfao
      u521696 27 sep
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    • I requested him to make rice the original way and he still refuses. I am disappointed
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    • Not if you cook it in a pot, because then you have to drain the water... There is alwmays extra. In pressure cookers there is little to no extra water though.
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    • Uncarr rojahh
      Ynniz 27 sep
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