If your rice is too wet,
you fucked up
- Uncle Roger
2DrunkToTasteThisChicken 2DrunkToTasteThisChicken
24 sep 2020
If your rice is too wet, you fucked up - Uncle Roger
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead
All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
When you ask someone why they're depressed but they jump off the bridge instead All right. then. Keepfyour secrets.
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag
AM - Twitter Web Client
Meth Meth
18 nov 2020
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag AM - Twitter Web Client
This dog followed the google earth guy
Google earth guy :
IndigentSeeker IndigentSeeker
27 sep 2020
This dog followed the google earth guy Google earth guy :
when you're alone doing a task in electrical and a crew member comes up and stands beside you
fsoftly]
n't.
SCP_2521 SCP_2521
4 oct 2020
when you're alone doing a task in electrical and a crew member comes up and stands beside you fsoftly] n't.
Today let us give thanks to Al
Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
Today let us give thanks to Al Leong, henchman in every action movie in the 80's and 90's. Nobody else could hench like this man.
"you up?"
me thinking if I'm up or not:
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
20 jan 2021
"you up?" me thinking if I'm up or not:
naams naams
28 sep 2020
TikTok _graceS? CC: you have to stop telling me my dogs eyes are going to fall out
"you look stressed"
thanks.. it's the stress
AshleyMarieee AshleyMarieee
15 apr
"you look stressed" thanks.. it's the stress
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple?
Her: oh no, we're just friends haha
Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
MisandryMurder MisandryMurder
24 sep 2020
Waiter: what else for the lovely couple? Her: oh no, we're just friends haha Him: you can get us 2 separate checks and please don't forget she had 3 Jarritos, I Know you guys charge extra
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick
Me:
Assyrian Assyrian
9 mar
Construction guy: Have you seen my brick Me:
5. Write a question, using why.
Good guestion.
5. Write a question, using why. Good guestion.
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!"
My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of"
The Rain:
The_Surfing_Pikachu The_Surfing_Pikachu
24 sep 2020
5 yo Me: "Mom I don wanna get out the cat. it's raining! I'm scared!" My Mom: "Come on sweetie, there's nothing to be afraid of" The Rain:
TMZ @ @TMZ-
Lindsey Vonn's Dogs Attacked By
Porcupine, 'Incredibly Thankful They're Ok'
Lindsey Vonn's Dogs Attacked By
Porcupine, 'Incredibly Thankful They'r...
66 106
Caitlyn Is Staying Home
@CaitInn
Replying to @TMZ
Bullshit. Her dogs attacked a porcupine, which defended itself.
Porcupines don't attack. Here's hoping the dogs feel better soon, but please don't spread misinformation.
TMZ @ @TMZ- Lindsey Vonn's Dogs Attacked By Porcupine, 'Incredibly Thankful They're Ok' Lindsey Vonn's Dogs Attacked By Porcupine, 'Incredibly Thankful They'r... 66 106 Caitlyn Is Staying Home @CaitInn Replying to @TMZ Bullshit. Her dogs attacked a porcupine, which defended itself. Porcupines don't attack. Here's hoping the dogs feel better soon, but please don't spread misinformation.
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter
you don't leave at the start of game
RangoDrawing RangoDrawing
25 sep 2020
Among Us should have increased odds on becoming imposter you don't leave at the start of game
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
TheMadT1tan TheMadT1tan
21 sep 2020
Here's a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear - Here’s a picture of my little brother holding grey cat like a goddamn teddy bear
What my microwave sees
What my microwave sees
When someone takes your joke
seriously and starts an argument
KNGZ KNGZ
25d
When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument
How I sleep knowing my world views offend people
@lordpetty.
BoyGenius BoyGenius
1 dec 2020
How I sleep knowing my world views offend people @lordpetty.