• Kirby has no ankles because the
Goddess Athena saw what became of
Achilles and sought to fashion a
warrior that, this time, would not
plagued by a single flaw
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    • I never understood why the bitch didn't just switch hands and dunk him twice.
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    • Behold, the perfect warrior
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    • Kirby has a 6’ cock though, I guess that was non-negotiable
      zstatz 26 jun
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    • It was Achilles heel
      Gurren 26 jun
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    • Kirby is incredibly powerful but he is still a child. So truth be told don't piss him off.
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    • Kirby is a God
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    • Its time
      jjesus 26 jun
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    • Ah yes, Achilles’s ankle.
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    • But Achilles’ ankle was only his weak spot because it is the part of his body his mother held to anchor him so he wouldn’t be swept away into the Styx when becoming practically invincible
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    • Behold. The perfect organism
      Xanehex 26 jun
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    • It was the heel not the fucking ankle
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    • Or you could just dip the whole fuckin baby in the river instead of forgetting his ankle like a fucking ree. You gotta redip that little bastard in the Styx multiple times like a legendary chocolate strawberry.
      retard9 28 jun
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    • She was also heavily into vore
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    • A. achilles HEEL B. he was wear there bc that's where his mother held him and that's the only part the river than granted him his power didn't touch
      Centralz 26 jun
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    • Then why is he so bad in Smash?
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    • Then wouldn't his feet be his Achilles heel since you have to grab him by the feet
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    • 11/6/2020...the actual fuck?
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    • MeIanie 27 jun
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    • Kirby is actually insanely OP though like universe level threat or some shit
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    • Idk why the dude didn’t just wear like 5 pounds of steel around his ankle. Yeah it would be tough at first, but after he got gainz on his leg he’d be unstoppable
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    • Kirby has been stated by his own games to have “infinite power” although I take this not as like Superman infinite bullshit, but infinite possibilities with his copy ability. We can already see that he has a unique ability for each fighter in smash bros, and the ones he can and can’t use differ-
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    • agreed
      BANDlT 26 jun
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    • Kirby is a God and anyone who thinks otherwise will feel his wrath.
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    • Wait. So Sakurai is Athena?
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    • That would make sense if it was Achilles ankle. Kirby still technically has heels though so hes still vulnerable.
      bombabo 26 jun
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    • Then how would he be dipped in the river styx?
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    • That's not how that works
      mn_boy31 26 jun
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    • Kirby is not of the mortal plane, Kirby is from the same dimension as zero
      Saboton 26 jun
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    • No neck either so he can never die quickly
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    • Phexal 26 jun
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    • I use Kirby in smash because he’s so cute uWu
      KashKitty 26 jun
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    • I mean he is a little greedy
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    • For people saying she could of just dunked his whole body in, that’s not how the river styx works, there HAS to be a weak spot for some reason
      Xmax20 28 jun
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    • He wasn’t born with that, from what I learned from Percy Jackson... is that accurate?
      Bclamp01 27 jun
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    • You can tell this person never read Percy Jackson XD
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    • PorkSword 26 jun
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    • Kirby also has no muscles, therefore making him the strongest being in the universe
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    • My montage has big ass muscles.
      thee_KX 26 jun
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    • No Achilles. Choke hold? No neck. Cut his arms off? No arms just....(nubs?) you wanna waterboard him? Too bad all you’re gonna do is quench his thirst.
      Papa_peng 29 jun
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    • Why not just throw him in the pool?
      iQFacts 29 jun
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    • I hate How we have seen all this evolution from thousands of different species over millions of years to become the perfect organism only to be beaten by a fuckin pink ball named Kirby
      Mateter 29 jun
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    • do you ever wonder what a blowjob from kirby would be like?
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    • Until Kirby sucks me up and becomes useless bc that’s what I am
      rockyguid 29 jun
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    • That was because Achilles was dunked like a person dunking nachos in salsa.
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    • Achilles ankle
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    • One day we’re gonna see adult Kirby and that’s gonna he fucking terrifying
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    • Poyo
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    • Sounds cute, but Achilles was only weak there because his mother held him by his heel to dip him in the river Styx. Kirby would have the same flaw, whether he has ankles, heels, whatever, or not, he has to be held by something when dipped, that's the weak spot
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    • And she succeeded
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    • It was Achilles heel, not his ankle
      LunaTic69 29 jun
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    • 1, 2 Oatmeal
      Hoshcof 29 jun
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    • Wait, Athena made Kirby? That doesn't sound right.
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    • 11/6/20???
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    • The Achilles heel is on your ankle please shut the fuck up
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    • But it was Achilles' heel
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    • I'm gonna find this whore and k1ll her
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    • Anyone gonna tell her why Achilles' heel was his weekness?
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    • achilles had a weak heel
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    • Imagine if kirby got turned inside out
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    • WRONG. Kirby is a perfect entity. That evolves into reality. Athena would in fact be a result of his will. Or in other words she would be a smaller part of him.
      eein 28 jun
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    • kirby is scientifically the perfect apex predator
      Fox2099 28 jun
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    • Fun fact, the story of Achilles being dipped into the river styx and becoming invincible everywhere except his heel was invented hundreds of years after the original myth. In some of the original stories, he even survived the Trojan War.
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    • But it Achilles's heel that was his weak point
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    • Wtf you people are retarded you’ve seriously never heard of an “Achilles’s heel”? It wasn’t his ankle idiots.
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    • It was Achilles choice to let his Achilles heel be the only point of non-immunity in his body
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    • Achilles heel had nothing to do with Athena. Better go back and read it again.
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    • Finally some said it
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    • So the way you get the power of Achilles is to dip them in the river Styx while holding onto a specific part and the person getting dipped has to focus on that part. Just grab me by the dick, I think I wouldn't be able to lose focus of that
      gdhwuxic 28 jun
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    • Yeah but it's not Achilles' mfkin ANKLE, it was Achilles' HEEL, which Kirby most definitely has .... smfh
      Brahseff 28 jun
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    • It was his heel, not his ankle
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    • Who has summoned me??
      kirby_b8 28 jun
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    • Also how does getting shot in the heel kiIl you he was a weak as bitch from the start
      Kirbs507 28 jun
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    • It was his heel though and Kirby still has those
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    • I mean Kirby is pretty freaking invincible
      Great001 28 jun
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    • he’s also related to a god that caused the entire plot of the series and created almost every villain in the series
      DukiNuki 28 jun
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    • This persons retarded
      Edict 28 jun
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    • Um Kirby wasn't dipped into a river now was he
      skyeshane 27 jun
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    • It was his heel not his ankles dumbfuk
      Lemon77 27 jun
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    • He only was vulnerable there because his mom held him by the ankle when she dipped him in the liquid of immortality.
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    • Still F tier smash character baybeeee
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    • But he don’t have knees either or toes
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    • Achilles heel, not ankle
      bandstep 27 jun
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    • Us melee players know that Kirby is actually plagued by all of the flaws
      zazjudo 27 jun
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    • Wooden horse rolls into Troy. Kirby theme crescendos slowly from inside the horse. Townsfolk pray to the gods as they now know the hour of doom is upon them.
      Chkntree4 27 jun
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    • it was Achilles heel, not ankle
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    • But his weakness was his heel, which Kirby has
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    • Sakurai hates Kirby
      jc121803 27 jun
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    • This is wrong. Kirby can take the power of anyone he eats. You know why King Dedede doesn't take the power of people he eats? It's cause he's already perfect in every way
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    • I don’t know why someone wouldn’t just choose their weak point as like one of their back molar teeth. Like how lucky would someone need to be to hit ur one fucking molar tooth
      b419419 27 jun
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    • But it was his heel
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    • It was a heel
      drodr83 27 jun
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    • That was his heel, you uncultured swine!!
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    • Meta knight is Kirby’s Mewtwo
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