• Finally got to use the gate opener my wife gave me 6
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    • Good kid. Glad he's interested in helping. Hope the guy cherishes it.
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    • It’s quite the multi-tool, a shit scooper, yard mower, car cleaner, and beer fetcher
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    • Who has that vine where it was that dude in his truck saying “when your boy is old enough to open the gate, it’s a good day”
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    • Omg, I'm an idiot. Took me like a minute or two to figure out the joke
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    • Hes excited now but wait till he realizes it's not fun but is forced to do it all for free anyways.
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    • My cousin was the gate opener for 20 years before my uncle just got a cattle guard
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    • Never realized, but I had to open every gate....
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    • What even is the point of having kids if they arent going to be your gate bitch?
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    • Wholesome
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    • Cool, my doesn’t work...can’t or won’t...I don’t even know, their mom left to get an air conditioner and I haven’t seen her or my little gate openers since then, that was 5 years ago...gwosh..woman moment I guess.
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    • I hate farms, I was raised on one, if I wasn't in school, I was out in the field rewiring the fence, shoveling manure, shoveling the stalls, putting out hay bales, bush hoggin, moving burn piles, feeding the cattle, once at 4am by school and after, cattle wrangling for shots and castration...
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    • Oh being a farm kid... so many chores
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    • I fucking hated having to get out of the truck every time to open the gate
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    • Hey that’s pretty good
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    • I feel kind of weird, like I’m in a grey zone since talking to my dad & realizing I had unconsciously thought that he left us. But the truth is he didn’t really have a choice. He wanted what was best for us and he believed that was a caring mother. He’s the best man I know today and probably will.
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    • That was my life for the first 10 years I can remember
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    • Haha I get it, he’s referencing the cum she didn’t swallow.
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    • Why are there so many thots trying to leak their own nudes, wtf?
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    • Low key this is what I was used for as a kid LOL. Also I drove tractors
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    • Took me way too long to get that
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    • What does "opening the gates mean". Ik its the kid but why are they opening gates
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    • My dad always used to say "Don't lift with your back, lift with a teenager"
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    • Looks like he is tilling a rodeo ground
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    • Ha ha haah.
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    • it would be funny if not a indicator of normalized neglect and abuse. give it 10 years and while punishing for not being the parents shoulder to cry on... they will hear how they need to aford their own while being kept from work
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    • I mean I get having you kid do chores and all but using your kid for manual labor and profits is kinda lame.
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    • Cute!! 😳💕 I bet he's been looking forward to it too!
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    • John Deere
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    • As a farm kind myself this spoke to me on a personal level
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    • My parents have said to my face that they see me as free labor not a son
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    • Working with dad is either fun or a fucking nightmare.
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    • Passenger always opens the gate
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    • If you've ever done anything on a farm you know this is a God send LOL 😂
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    • bruh the "sike" that is gonna go down 6 years from now are outrageous
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    • Shut the fuck up and tell her you love her you piece of shit
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    • Haha. Yep kids. My 3 little engine builders are still aquiring knowledge to do so.
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    • Not a damn thing wrong with a future esquine lover.. https://ifunny.co/fun/UP3xnhzT7
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    • I remember my dad smiling the first time I opened the gate for him to feed the cows. He was up on the 7p6 with a round bale speared and was about to get off to open it but I ran up and did it first. I was so happy to see him smiling for the first time since his mom died that year
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    • I make mine turn on the TV when he wants to watch something even though the remote is usually right by me. Gotta continue "kids are remotes" somehow and he feels like he is helping.
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    • It's also a lawnmower, weed puller, house cleaner, and a pain in the ass!
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    • Only farm bois will understand that the youngest person working always gets the gate.
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    • I was the remote fetcher
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    • Im still waiting to use mine. It's only 3 years.
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    • Me when I was big enough to hold a flashlight
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    • Works like a charm
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    • Kids are the only legal slaves we can have anymore. Thanks yankees
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    • That’s a big 6 year old he looks 8
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    • This was my childhood
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    • Ok I got it see what you did there.... and I like it
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    • When I was a kid I loved opening the gate. I always fought my sister to do it
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    • 6!?! I started doing that at 4. Started hooking up the gooseneck at 6.
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    • How many fucking gates are there
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    • TV remote finder
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    • where did you get this photo of my childhood
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    • Lol yeah it took me a minute
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    • Hes been waiting for a while to pull this ultimate dad joke, a round of applause for you sir!
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    • Hey I was that gate opener for many years. Sadly the owner of that opener is gone and I have my own. One day he will use his opener and remember our time together.
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    • Definitely a John Deere tractor. You’re a good man
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    • Growing up is realizing your dad asked you to do shit not bc he wanted you to feel wanted, no only bc his rage juice made him lazy
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    • And this is why I grew up disliking some of the farmers around where I live, your kids arent your slaves, use them for help, dont treat them like you own them
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    • Can confirm children's only purpose is to open gates so you don't have to get out of the tractor
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    • i don’t get it.
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    • My tea maker still isn't working
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    • Ahahahahahah! I didn't get this because of the bad quality but this means he finally got to use his 6 years old son for opening a gate 😂
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    • Let the free child labor begin!!
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    • Being a farm hand was really tough work but still fun
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    • What am I looking at
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    • I understand this is a joke and all. But this is part of the reason I really hated my parents growing up and never actually wanted to talk with them or have a close relationship because my patently would literally tell me stuff like this when I was a child. Made me hate every second I looked at them
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    • Gate bitch
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    • It's true
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    • That part when your glad your the oldest and your younger brother is usually the one stuck opening and closing gates
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    • if you want your kid to help you and be happy talk to them like an adult (ofcourse not always) and trust them with things that won't matter if it gets messed up
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    • Guacamole
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    • What a useless gift.
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    • I wish I had a kid just old enough to understand Animal Crossing so I could pay them a quarter for every stack of fishing bait they make me. Keep them occupied for cheap and save me time and boredom
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    • Oh god it took me a second, I was thinkin why he would wait side years o use a gate opener while slowly realizing that was a little child.
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    • I've been a gate opener for 14 years
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    • Das a goo one
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    • I'm glad I live on a 500 acer farm I'm above all of yall.
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    • Little bastard
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    • Ah, the gate bitch
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    • Y’all remember Alabama boss from vine
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    • Had my 6 y/o carrying blocks today while leveling the deck. The investments are paying off!
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    • Oh. I have a gogetmyphone'er
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    • Ah I love a good farming meme
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    • Only cost a quarter mill
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    • I want to get my boyfriend an automatic door closer like Ron Swanson had
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    • Mines still not working. I've had it for over a year and all it does is make a lot of noise and move around a lot.
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    • Shit that’s me
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