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    • How many likes can my doggo get for his bday
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    • I AM ONE WITH NATURE
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    • How many likes can my doggo get. It’s not her birthday, she just cute as hell
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    • My cat loves everyone. When people come over he jumps in their laps. I tell them he doesn’t like people much so they must be special. They feel happy. I feel happy. Edgar gets pets.
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    • I always say that, even though I have an incredibly friendly dog. I love seeing the smiles and proudness on his face
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    • I usually say that for my dad’s dog. He loves people but it makes everyone feel special
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    • My coworker brought her baby son in one day and she was like “he doesn’t like guys he’s not gonna let you hold him” and I made a funny face at him and he laughed the hardest she’s ever seen and let me carry him around the entire restaurant playing with him and it was the most wholesome feeling ever
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    • How many likes can hockey dog get?
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    • Once at work I felt someone grab my arm and I looked to see a little girl holding my hand, I looked up in confusion at her mom and she said "she's autistic that's how she says hi" and I'm like "oh hi" then her mom said that the girl has never grabbed a stranger arm or made eye contact with them ever
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    • When i go for ny runs theres a dog that usually follows me the whole way. Good boi 10/10
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    • The girl im dating has a bunch of hens. One of the hens is really shy and doesn't like strangers. But this fucking hen lets me pet her and feed her from my palm. I am one with the chickens
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    • I say that kind of stuff to everyone who comes up to pet my dog, a great Dane, who is always really good with people. I just like to make them feel special. Especially since so many people are too scared just cuz he's a big boy.
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    • Whenever somebody pets my dog in public I usually tell a little story about how he's usually way way way more hyper and that he must really like the person that's petting him since he isn't normally calm, the secret is he is a very friendly calm dog who always loves the pets I just like bringing joy
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    • but then u find out they all just say that to make ur day 😡
      smuigna 6 aug
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    • My neighbor is a pretty quiet dude, but his dog is just a ball of anger. Small little thing. I was petting him, and my neighbor said "he usually bites people." It made me feel special.
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    • Friendly reminder to not pet a stranger’s dog without asking first :)
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    • I like to say that to people even though me dog LOVES attention regardless of if she's met them to maybe make their day a little better
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    • If my dog was very friendly with everyone, I would say that to someone to make them feel good
      Zelink 5 aug
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    • My dog loves everything and everyone that just looks at her. And she gets super excited for any pets, but I always tell strangers that she usually doesn’t like people when they pet her because I know it makes their day hearing that
      kapish 5 aug
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    • I say that to everyone about my goldfish to make them feel special
      kaizzei 5 aug
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    • As a native... this is true if animals like you you’re 100% Apache congrats
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    • Not gonna lie I say this either way just to make the person petting them feel better the dog is actually pretty chill
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    • Everyone's animals like me. I dunno why
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    • I say this to everyone. My dog is extremely friendly but i like to see their faces.
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    • So, I have a curse. Each time I walk out every fucking dog in a distance starts fucking running towards me and demands pets
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    • Yo if this dog can get top comment for his birthday then ima try it in 3 days when it’s my actual birthday.
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    • I remember one time my aunt's cat went up in a tree and wouldn't come down, everyone tried and eventually just left and went back inside the house, but me being my 8 year old self walked up to the tree, yelled "Down!" And pointed at the ground. It worked and I was known as the cat whisperer.
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    • I usually tell this to everyone who's petting my dog for the first time just so they can feel this way
      aheago 4 aug
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    • When I walk my dog, I usually say that even though my dog is very friendly. I say it so people smile at least once in the day
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    • I normally tell strangers that anyway. My dog loves EVERYONE but it makes them feel good
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    • When your dog is super friendly and loves everybody but you tell new people “wow look how much she likes you!” just to make them feel good
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    • KrystaI 4 aug
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    • Do y’all remember?
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    • The only dog that would not let others pet them is a chihuahua, not that you would want to anyways
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    • people with cats that don’t like people that much tell me “she’s not gonna like you, don’t even try” and then the cat lets me pet it
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    • This was me last night with a stray cat
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    • I thought of Fawn from Pixie hollow, that bitch be petting her natural predators.
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    • I hate when people come up and pet my dog when the sign clearly states that she is working and not to pet her
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    • I say that no matter what with my shy dog b/c it makes ppl feel good
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    • I hate when you let a dog sniff your hand before you pet them and the owner says "dont touch my dog" like bitch i was ASKING THE DOG not you.
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    • I work as a kennel technician so this happens for me alot. After a few days of being there a shy dog will finally approach you and you just feel amazing
      Medthicc 7 aug
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    • I say this to everyone who meets my dogs even though secretly my dogs just love everyone
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    • Literally me at my sister's house... Her mean af cat wont let anyone touch her, but shes a kitten when I caress her.
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    • I tell that to people when my dog meets them so they can feel special
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    • I owned a dog that would bite anyone who got close all except for me. He was built like the hulk so his bites can easily break someone, he unfortunately had to be put down for bitting to many people. Poor guy was just scared of the world and didn't know how to react besides biting Rip obi wan canoli
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    • Ya boi had that happen, but with a cat, who was previously running away from anything that moved, while it was EATING
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    • Fuck you random citizen
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    • This drawing is beautiful
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    • Whenever someone pets my dog I always say he normally foesnt like people that much and it makes their face light up because he's so into them.
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    • Why does it look like a Pocahontas live-action movie?
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    • Let’s all start saying that even if our dogs always do it just to make people in the world a little happier
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    • As a pet owner and a chaotic good spirit, I would say this when people would pet my dog or if my cat would sit by them just to make them happy. "Oh wow! She never lets strangers pet her!" "Look at that! He's usually hiding!" Seeing people light up is good shit
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    • Happened to me about a week ago, never felt such power
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    • All animals love me. I am the animal whisperer.
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    • I love my toy poodle. His name is Cookie and he loves everyone. I'm sad because I work 6 months a year overseas and that's years in his doggie life 😭😭 just trying to provide him a bougie doggo life ❤
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    • I have a supper friendly dog and I’ll use this line to make someone’s day, one time a mom and her teenage and little daughter where there and the teen asked to pet him and I used the line and the little girl runs up and shouts I’m not a stranger I’m MIA and hugs my dog it’s was adorable and funny
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    • My pup wants everyone to touch his dick sometimes I give him bjs
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    • That fucking Pocahontas?
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    • When they say that with everyone to make them feel special
      Soleile 5 aug
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    • I say this to everyone who pets my dog because I know it can make their day
      Goepher 5 aug
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    • I wish too, to be a loving goddess.
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    • My grandma has that hanging in her house
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    • Honestly when it happens I get happier cuz that just boosted my confidence a little
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    • If I had a dog I’d say this to everyone. It’ll make them feel special. :)
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    • That happened to me once
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    • That happens all time to me with cats. I have three at home so maybe they smell them on me.
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    • y’all hate when you go to someones house and they have a dog and they’re like “Oh I’m so sorry”
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    • The dog whisperer
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    • According to people, i have s golden touch when I pet dogs
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    • Dogs are good at judging people.
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    • I do this to everyone who pets my dog it just makes them feel very nervous or very happy when I general she likes pets all the time
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    • You can make a religion out of this
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    • ItS bEcAUse iM an AquARiUs
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    • I’m sorry but that is a beautiful picture 😭 like literally something from Skyrim! Wish I could visit real places like this in real life
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    • There was a time I saw a couple with a Great Dane (I adore those dogs) and I asked if I could pet her, they told me she was shy but she came up to me and I was blessed with the honor of giving the dog a belly rub. Felt like a dog whisperer
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    • He usually rips the flesh off each finger
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    • I always say that when I walk my dog. She lets everyone pet her. Just makes the person feel better
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    • Lol I say that to everyone who pets my dog so they they feel heckin special
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    • But then again peanut butter can change the mind of even the most stubborn animal.
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    • Theres always that one dog that hates everyone though.
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    • I sometimes just say that to people who pet my dog even though he loves everyone. You can see the excitement in their eyes when they hear it.
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    • I always say this when I walk my dog. She loves everyone and is super friendly, but I love seeing people light up when they hear it
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    • Most dogs usually let me pet them with a few exceptions. Some just won't let anyone pet them
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