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Florida man, 61, threatens to destroy town with
his 'army of turtles'
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    • Kamakaze turtle bombers
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    • Claymore turtle claymore turtle
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    • Release the mine turtles
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    • Send out the army of turtles with decapitated human heads rigged with nail bombs, their death for a good cause
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    • It smells like Florida
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    • Hero 108 be like
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    • Turten SS
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    • His name is splinter
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    • What if he has the ninja turtles
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    • Michael Reeves vs this Florida man
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    • All fun and games until u see someone step on them and get blown into meat chunks.
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    • Wasn't polnareff turtle, didn't laugh
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    • Well thats not escalating quickly
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    • That lil turt serves the Fatherland
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    • Alligator turtle army would probably rule the world.
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    • You better be SCARED B*TCH
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    • Armored units are on the way
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    • Okay, this is epic
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    • they will slowly gnaw on your ankles
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    • You'll appreciate this after work Satan_herself_
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    • Major_Awesome72 nvm lmao
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    • Stalhelm Turtle Stalhelm turtle
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    • Order 66
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    • LET’S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO
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    • Is this rimworld?
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    • HELLO
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    • That's fucking adorable
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    • Other people "haha that turtle it wearing a army helmet". Me " hehe stahlhelm"
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    • Dude gotta watch out for the chameleon army
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    • Mineturtle
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    • Stahlhelm
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    • *click* "Hello"
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    • That's a tortoise
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    • Someone bring out shellraiser
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    • Anyone ever watch Ernest goes to camp, he literally had an army of tortoises parachute in
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    • Mine turtles
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    • Well too bad that’s a tortoise
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    • I swear the florida men are doing it on purpose
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    • This is like the Penguin's plan in Batman but a lot slower. They'd probably blow up the building before they made it out lol.
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    • why tf is that in the news??
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    • We’ve received word he’s paying them in pizza.
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    • Hero 108?
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    • Where’s those hero 108 turtles with cannons and shit
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    • Those are the Turtles from Hero 108 😳
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    • The death toll will be immeasurable and the destruction immense.
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    • Hello mine turtle
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    • Splinter before the rat phase
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    • TurtleArchive ungabunga moving rock
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    • He's turning the war tortoise app into real life
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    • The man when he gets his turtles and attacks:
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    • Sounds like some heroes 108 type shit here
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    • Turtles, huh. Hans?
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    • Corporal Tortoise geared up and ready to rumble. Mean while, Citizen snips prepares for an all out pincer move.
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    • MINE TURTLE
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    • Put claymores on them and equip with eod park, they won't be stopped!!
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    • How has no one done this before? 🤣
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    • But.. That's a tortoise
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    • Freaking florida.
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    • The I like turtles kid turned into this
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    • Hero 108 in real life boys
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    • Hero 108 time
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    • BIG GREEN
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    • Sounds like that guy that lives under the brewery near White run with the army of rats who wants to start a war with the college of winterhold
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    • Is he bowser?
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    • It’s gonna be like that episode from Gumball.
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    • Florida man is a race of human
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    • Sheer heart attack is on his way
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    • Gumball did it first
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    • Live action Bowser and his army of koopas
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    • King Koopa over here.
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    • I’m a general. Weeeeeee.
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    • This made me smile.
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    • Helloooooo
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    • Mine turtles
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