• You have to join the army
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It's the Swiss
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been to war for over 150 years
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    • And yet every man in Switzerland has mandatory military service and is trained to fight in an invasion. Also that they have the second biggest gun culture in the world. And they’re surrounded by mountains. And they have everyone’s money. I wouldn’t fuck with Switzerland either.
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    • The Swiss were allowed to be neutral because everyone knew they could kick seven colors of shit out of them
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    • If you're curious, the enemy they fought 150 years ago was other Swiss people. It was a civil war.
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    • Don’t they have a bunch of random abandoned bunkers because nobody wanted to fuck with them
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    • All the boys are partied up in Warzone together and I’m left just sitting here waiting for a spot to open up, knowing full well that they’ll all probably get off at the same time together and I’ll just shut down the PS4 and cry
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    • And I hear they have pretty cool knives
      Beham 4 aug
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    • As a swiss-american, i can say that we are neuteral but will fuck shit up if you cross us
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    • Lol Swiss people in the comments jacking off about how if you mess with their country you’ll regret it. Their military is 0.8% the size of ours. The United States is 125x more powerful. Rhode Island alone could successfully invade them. 😂
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    • Every male and I think every woman has to go through military training in Switzerland
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    • Sweden had the most overpowered military in the world that was just men with long sticks who did daily calisthenics in mountainous ranges. That same military guards the Vatacan to this day. Give them a gun and watch them go
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    • The swiss army is actually pretty nice
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    • Imagine Switzerland is actually really powerful and they're waiting for the right moment to declare war and destroy us all
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 4 aug
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    • Swiss stay beastin
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    • They have an ungodly amount of good weapons
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    • Switzerland doesnt fuck around they rigged theyre country to explode
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    • Plus the Swiss army is one of the most powerful European army in the world that has about the same power as Germany, and UK just in one
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    • They still train literally every able bodied man tho
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    • It’s not their role to be america, baby. That’s our job, honey cakes. They will have their time to shine. You think they’re just sitting on their asses, praying not to fight? They are prepared for when a country cannot fight certain evils
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    • I feel like the Swiss are the kings of 'fuck around and find out' but so low key no one knows.
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    • Americans not realizing that the Swiss have fought and won against Americans in WWII.
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    • TheYesssMaster this is the template I was talking about
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    • A lot of powerful men have pretty big Swiss accounts
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    • The swiss have gone to war with themselves more times in history than other countries, only the swiss can take the swiss
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    • Does anyone else think he looks kinda like Prince Charming from shrek in the first pic
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    • Switzerland, the spartan culture of the modern era
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    • Not sure if it's still current bit the swiss mbt the strv-103 is garbo compared to any other modern mbt, though their jets are pretty nice. I also thought it was them that defended against the Russians after ww2, or was it norway?
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    • Don't mess with the Na.zi bank
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    • Switzerland is the titties. If I wasn’t living in the good ol USA, I’d absolutely want to live there
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    • The swiss has their main bridges lined with c4 in case of possible invasion by enemy they take bridge burning literally
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    • Only if u don’t count the accidental invasions with Liechtenstein
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    • I would not want to fight a well trained Swiss Army man
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    • Their one od the besr military forces though, which is funny
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    • Pretty damn chad for them to be neutral for that long
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    • I still wouldn’t fuck with Switzerland. Their whole population is armed and the only thing we can get up those mountains are fucking drones and paratroopers
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    • I actually learned im swiss 😳
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    • Switzerland could kick any country's ass and we all know it.
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    • The Swiss are a bunch of mercenaries anyway
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    • I like Swiss cheese 🧀
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    • It’s still required
      Oshawatt 4 aug
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    • Then you realize your a swiss army knife
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    • They say america is the country not to fuck with but no one thinks of the swiss. They are probably the dudes that if they gonna get of the couch they gonna whoop some ass along the way
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    • Can’t lose a war if you never have a war
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    • Ay y'all know the army has other jobs, not just infantry, right?
      Chimkin 4 aug
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    • Come and tell their story! Gave their lives up boldly! Come and tell the Swiss guard’s story again!
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    • If the swiss can do some wack shit with a knife imagine what they could do with a gun or an assault vehicle
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    • They sent <20 troops to Iraq
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    • I told my little nephew that Swiss cheese has holes in it because the Swiss has been at war with dairy for centuries.
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    • Imagine not starting with a BLANK format
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    • I wanna go to Switzerland someday. Fuck tho maybe we'll all be dead before that 👌
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    • Shrek the third is easily the worst shrek and should be removed from shrek canon
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    • As a Swiss boi this is true also about the bombs thing
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    • 10 likes 0 comments. Ifunny is dead
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    • You get a cool knife, though.
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    • Don't fuck with the Swiss, the whole reason they exist is because of their military, that has been true as long as the country existed. In the days of sword and shield, EVERYONE wanted Swiss mercenaries.
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    • But you have bone spurs
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    • I don’t remember this part of Shrek 2
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    • Well tecnically they keep invading there neighboring country and fighting them
      Gonnacry 7 aug
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    • Cuz they dont get in nobody's shit
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    • So .. how are you risking your life
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    • They also were indifferent to n a z i s, so uh, just know they couldn't give a crap for people, as they profited off the N a z i s stolen money and gold from Jewish people
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    • Well the entire country is built around the idea of self defense so yeah. A war with them would be costly and with few gains
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    • They just got good charisma that's all
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    • Im Swedish
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    • part of the Alps have bunkers inside them, and Switzerland is the only country(I believe so) which can fit it’s entire population into bunkers in case of invasion, it is true that every man who has been to the military CAN have an automatic rifle, not must, although many have.
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    • I live in Switzerland, let me tell you, every man who is able must enter the military service, if he is physically/mentally not able to do so he must go through a civil service which takes longer than the recruitment in the military itself, the Alps serve as a natural barrier,
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    • Plus they got the whole ass country rigged to explode if anyone tries something
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    • As I remember learning, that number is closer to 500 years ago, but it's the same goddamn meme 😂
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    • Eh they used to be Vikings and everyone there is trained to use a gun so I wouldn’t wanna fuck with em tbh
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    • Every man has his weapon at home too, and are considered reserves. Nah, not messing with the Swiss, me.
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    • Haha yes, war is required to be cool 😎😎😎 no stfu if they have the power to stay out of war for a century and a half, they’re probably pretty fucking powerful and just holding back.
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    • And for real? Who never owned one of their knives?
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    • The only real wars swiss people fought in were civil wars
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    • I’m no expert but isn’t that the point. To not go to war. Isn’t that like you know. A good thing.
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    • We had some dudes from singapore in our rifle and pistol club in college and they all had way better aim than any of us
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    • I was once told I look like a brown haird version of prince charming from Shrek. Is that a good thing?
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    • Bitch have you seen the knife that represents them? Who the fuck would be stupid enough to go to war with them?
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    • Ah a new meme format
      C_S1533 6 aug
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    • While they never went to war, the swiss air force used force to enforce their nuetrality
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    • The swiss guard were swiss (hence the name) and like 140 of them held off against like hundreds of mercs. Its actually a Sabaton song called Last Stand. Its a good read
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    • Switzerland fought in the afghan war lmao
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    • Isn’t Switzerland full of hidden bombs n shit for if they get invaded?
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    • What if the Swiss are just pulling a Palpatine. They've been pulling the strings on everything going on so they can take over with their reputation as the neutral nice guys
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    • I live in Switzerland feel like I should contribute but I have nothing.
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    • If you try to go to war against Switzerland. You’ll probably lose. They’ve been getting ready to defend themselves for 150 years
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    • Yeah but Switzerland could still make every army's life a living hell for at least a couple weeks considering more than half their population is made up of trained k1llers and their environment is rather advantageous to them
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    • The swiss actually also have a gun control debate, found this gem while reading about it. "The gun at home is the best way to avoid dictatorships - only dictators take arms away from the citizens."
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    • You will risk your life fighting for your country, but it’s because you got a driver’s license.
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    • Well I mean I'm already in the army so cool.i guess
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    • There were lots of Swiss mercenaries though
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    • They have every entrance and exit to the country ready to blow at all times
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    • Oh yeah then why all the army utility knives?
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    • Israel has it bad
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    • Isn't that a good thing
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