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    • But are you an alcoholic tho?
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    • Hey look if I wanna pound back a handle of jack and jerk it for four hours that’s my prerogative
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    • Unrelated but it genuinely pisses me off that you cant drink until you're 21, like who the fuck thought it was cool for you to join the military at 18, but not cool to drink
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    • Mfs call themselves alcoholics after a night of drinkin white claws
      M9rus 15 jan
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    • Same. I hate when they say stuff like "You have to move on" and "the crash wasn't your fault"
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    • Ok then stop drinking
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    • Yes I am. I like liquor, I guess you can say, I'm liqourish?
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    • Better than being a pothead. At least drunks speak truth. Stoners speak in daydreams and rap lyrics
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    • Wow that's pretty sad
      Hardwired 15 jan
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    • I really dont understand how anyone becomes an alcoholic. Like...I feel awful after I drink, every time. How do ya'll cope with drinking all the fucking time?
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    • They aren’t there, they did in an accident years ago, the crash was your fault.
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    • Big meaty claws
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    • True, you call a your 6 month old niece a cunt once and it's a whole big thing
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    • Hey guys, I don’t know you but you’re doing great and you got this!
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    • I dont know how people can be addicted to that, Tried a sip, Never again
      cmd55714 15 jan
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    • Did my mom make this meme
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    • My dumbass 2nd cousin called me an alcoholic for drinking my wine every weekend, trying to tell me how to live my life n shit. Now she's homeless, lost her bastard and is addicted to meth. 🍷
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    • Alcoholic pos
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    • Fucka
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    • I'm an alcoholic and it's the only drug I love. That being said tho i did want to try weed once just to know how the two compare. I'm thinking of trying it soon
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    • If it weren’t for that damn phone!!!
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    • Having just got back from AA I would say you need a more supportive family
      Reign 15 jan
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    • My family's always wondering why this black bitch is trying to talk to them
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    • Why tho?
      reducto 15 jan
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    • Jokes about alcoholism are hilarious
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    • Boy, I sure do love traveling empty posts
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    • When a liberal keeps yapping their lips (ironic)
      Wet_Memes 15 jan
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    • See ya at a meeting
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    • Everyone in my family calls me an alcoholic, like I'll go to the little family meet ups and be called an alcoholic, I literally drank for the first time on Christmas after like 2 years of not drinking, I even puked after a few drinks and haven't touched alcohol since. I'm fucking 20
      Skoll 18 jan
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    • What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? An alcoholic carries a card and goes to meetings.
      Grivaxyn 18 jan
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    • I get drunk after drinking two beers and never have had a hangover. Tbh it's kinda hard not to get drunk every time I'm sitting at home.
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    • I drink whiskey literally every single day, but so does my family....
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    • Same except they're the alcoholics and I'm the stoner.
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    • When someone complains about weed but defends drinking
      Maloo 18 jan
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    • talking cheese
      Godz 18 jan
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    • Pothead but close
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    • my family thinks I got drunk and slept on a park bench a few nights ago but in reality I got tipsy and got an uber to my house and fell asleep on my bed
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    • Is it weird that I have a hard time drinking beer, but no issue at all drinking hard alcohol
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    • Me when I come home on leave.
      Matt_Man 17 jan
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    • Replace alcoholic with the unmarried single guy with "no experience with life"
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    • Do you know what alcoholics actually do? They don’t just get hammered when they have a free night they are literally dependent on alcohol. Get the fuck over yourself
      iLigma_ 17 jan
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    • dmaners12 17 jan
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    • That’s not ur family
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    • Ad hominem
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    • I am the liquor
      OpTicJUUL 17 jan
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    • Aa is a good program
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    • I'll drink to that buddy
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    • Literally everytime I have a single beer my mom says "don't become an alcoholic" like you're pushing me to be one with the constant not trusting me
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    • More like pothead
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    • Cant relate. I drink rarely and in moderation
      Freyr 17 jan
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    • That's funny af XD
      Lucent 17 jan
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    • And that's why your a depressed alcoholic...
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    • Me in the corner with my cousing
      tacojesus 17 jan
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    • Oh so now the *diabetic* is going to preach to us?
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    • The only alcohol abuse I know is dumping it down the drain
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    • It's better than being the stoner
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    • Ouch
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    • I KNOW
      Potfarmer 16 jan
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    • Not something to be proud of tf
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    • Lol your whole family wants to say that so and so is an alcoholic but the “alcoholic” still keeps their bills paid house clean kids fed/clothed etc but everyone welcomes the person who has gotten kids snatched cuz they pop pills and snort coke instead of providing for their family.
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    • That’s literally me except I’m the family pot head, my uncle got the alcoholic title
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    • Facts :(
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    • I get called a manipulative asshole by my dad for saying I couldn’t hear him and telling him what I heard when he asks he says I don’t listen to him even though I couldn’t hear him then he makes me feel like shit anyways here’s a meme
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    • Well stop being an alcoholic take control of your life and then people might respect your opinion
      N4T4L13_3 16 jan
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    • Maybe you got a problem then...
      Fozzy7 16 jan
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    • My mom was an alcoholic for awhile , and from experience, it’s a lot harder to respect someone after they’ve gone down that road .
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    • *weed addict
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    • Or when a furry tries to have an opinion on this app
      Levi_USMC 16 jan
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    • Reputation's importantce is only underrated by the pleb.
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    • big meaty cock
      Charter 16 jan
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    • *Stoner*
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    • Never drank, never smoked/vaped, never touched a single drug yet i'm treated as if i'm the worst child of the family.
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    • I don't understand how people can just drink and drink. I have a beer maybe once a year because its just revolting to me, not to mention the damage is can do to your liver. How am I supposed to donate my organs when I die if they're full of scotch?
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    • Dilly dilly
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    • But are you happy
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    • This is a quote from my mother
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    • If you're an alcoholic why would I take anything seriously from you tho
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    • But I only drink a pint at a time grandma, it’s not that bad
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    • I'm not an alcoholic. I was sober all morning until I woke up this afternoon.
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    • This but ‘stoner’
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    • Me whenever my family is saying something
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    • Do you know why I’m the alcoholic mom oh I’ll tell you it’s because you and dad couldn’t get your shit together when I was a kid. I don’t blame but I just wanted be told I was all right that I was good enough but all I got was be better do more. I wanted to be all right but I never learned how
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    • Nah they just call me a loser.
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    • Your brain is developing and tell your early 20s everyone shut the hell up
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    • No that’s what I say to my mom
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    • jokes on them coz i can out drink all of them lightweights
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