• Admit it,
you now wanta
battleship kayak!
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    • ... I never knew I did but you are right
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    • Only if the cannons are miniature Roman candles.
      Scyther 5 aug
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    • I want a kayak submarine
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    • Know what Trump calls kayaks? Fake canoes.
      020447 4 aug
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    • Hell yes
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    • “Salvo on target!” *tiny pins fire out of all the guns, peppering the shoreline*
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    • Yes, yes I do.
      mstk1 4 aug
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    • You have NO IDEA!
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    • No USS Missouri kayak? Why live?
      snowmanjj 10 aug
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    • Why the flying fuck would I want that! I’ve seen Pearl Harbor! It doesn’t end well for the battleships
      eklspkl 10 aug
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    • Hit
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    • This one time my friend and I were taking a shit in the stalls right next to eatother and he asked if I wanted to play battleshits. I farted and he told me it was a hit. Then he ripped ass and I shouted, "Damn! You sunk my destroyer!" And everyone in the bathroom laughed their asses off.
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    • That's Mighty MO! BB 63
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    • You’ll never be able to possess battleship kayak, why live 😔
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    • Yup
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    • Not really, looks really unpractical and easy to ruin
      Tanyalt 10 aug
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    • I to want to blast floating thots with my three inch deck guns.
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 10 aug
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    • Isn't that the Canadian navy?
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    • Japans navy after midway
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    • Only if it projects beebees
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    • I just came
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    • Hell yea i do
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    • I really dont
      Le_Moro 10 aug
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    • Kayaking is boring af
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    • ...I Now Want a BattleShip Kayak
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    • 2nd amendment moment
      Hol_up 12 aug
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    • uhh miss, a4?
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    • I never had any Idea I did but now I do want ti
      Treyvan 10 aug
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    • Boutta break my fucking ribs tho
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    • What if that is just a very very large man
      Glitch101 10 aug
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    • BB 63 is the lead ship of the Iowa class battleships, this Battleship was named Iowa, which in turn gave the class of battleships it's name.
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    • Ayup
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    • Hey, thats the BB-63 Missouri!
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    • Obviously
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    • I want two
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    • I’ve never wanted something more...
      Bubblez_ 10 aug
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    • Stickbug?
      StickBug1 10 aug
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    • I do now
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    • Make it to where the cannon are actually 12 gauges that you fire slugs out of
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    • JayleePopOff is a little pussy Canadian that refuses to respond to any comment because they know they’re weak as FUCK
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    • This is the meaning of life?
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    • "The Great Raft Race" in Tulsa Ok
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    • It’s a life sized version of those little Lego sets where the minifig pops out the top
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    • BB-63 thats my girl the mighty MO <3
      Sir_xFire 10 aug
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    • Get a bunch of these and footballs and then try to hit each other in the water
      ppfarded 10 aug
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    • Then some Japanese guy come up by you with his plane shaped kayak and tips you over
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    • Man I just want a damn kayak but I have nowhere to put one, my college was right next to a lake and they had free kayak rentals and it was great but now I can’t do that anymore
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    • I just want love
      Chair_ 10 aug
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    • I want a battleship kyak
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    • PRIDE OF THE LAKE SHORE A BEAST MADE OF WOOD!
      PvtSnake 10 aug
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    • Not the biggest fan of kayaking but yes. I do very much want to have this now, thank you.
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    • We want it all
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    • I’ve wanted it since I saw it on this same app four years ago
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    • is that suppose to be an Iowa class battle ship, because if it is it doesn't look like the BB-63 USS Missouri
      _Cthulhu_ 10 aug
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    • Well now I do.
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    • i want a titanic kayak
      Dehyde 10 aug
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    • C-8
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    • I mean if I were to kayak I suppose so
      YourGuyCy 10 aug
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    • I desire
      Weird 10 aug
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    • Where can I get one
      papyrus__ 10 aug
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    • Hehe yeah but I wanna use mine in the bath tub :D
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    • Not really, no
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    • Literally why would I, that's a combination of literally everything i could not care less about
      VspTylore 10 aug
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    • Oh shit he’s right
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    • I saw a 14 foot model of the USS Iowa once, it even used compressed air to fire pinballs. As in, the same sized ball bearings used in pinball machines. All of its main turrets worked, the guy said he wanted to make the secondary turrets work too but it was too complicated.
      Zenith12 13 aug
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    • No, I don’t want a battleship kayak
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    • Yep
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    • well yeah
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    • Get your whole family to get different sized battleship kayaks. Have them blindfolded and paddle in the middle of a lake with a watergun. Then with the blindfolds still on, proceed to try to hit someone else in the kayak
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    • I do and I’m tired of pretending I don’t
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    • I mean not really
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    • Take on a class 2 and impale yourself on a cannon, fun.
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    • ......yeah ...yeah
      MCNUTTY80 13 aug
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    • ...
      MCNUTTY80 13 aug
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    • No I don’t!
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    • Kayaking would never cross my mind as something to do in my spare time...but now I wanna
      Erbium99 13 aug
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    • I admit it
      AgilePvP 13 aug
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    • USS Virgin Islands
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    • Yes I do
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    • M00NChILD 13 aug
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    • This i cannot deny
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    • Fuck yes
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    • Yes
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    • Yes
      Onionz 13 aug
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    • Small price to pay for.... battleship kayak
      Cata1yst 13 aug
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    • Can it fire air soft pellets
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    • Hell ya I do
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    • I want a kayak battleship chambered in 556
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    • You know what? Yeah I want it sue me bitches
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    • Perhaps
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    • Yes. I want a kayak that is a 1/20 scale of the USS Missouri
      Des_memes 12 aug
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    • content not available more
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    • That'd be hard to row in
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    • That’s the SS Divorce
      DankOpus 12 aug
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    • BB 63 USS Missouri. Hell yeah. I’m on DDG 63.
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    • Yeah
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    • It’s the coast guard
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