• Told my wife I was so
stressed that only a blowjob
would help.
She asked me where I was going to
find a dick to suck at this time of night.
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    • This is gonna get lost but its my birthday and all my "friends" bailed. Any likes or comments would make my day :)
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    • For some reason when a guy asks for one it makes you not want to do it, like it's like "well now that you ask I'm just turned off" but like when you're like "I kinda wanna suck his dick right now" it's hot
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    • Well I thought it was funny
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    • Is giving a bj hard? I have always wanted to try but I'm single, and I feel like I would just mess up anyway
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    • Fuck y'all that's funny as hell
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    • Some of yall be quick to say girls aren't funny, but if one's funny and joke on you like this she gotta go? make up ya mind
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    • You’re not a bad woman for not wanting to give oral. But you’re not a fun one either.
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    • Her dad: *walks in*
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    • I need help, my girlfriends sex drive is too high. And this is coming from a horny motherfucker
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    • I would have gotten on my knees, pulled my hair up, and choked until his balls are on my chin
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    • Well if you're not willing to suck your man's dick another bitch is I'm just saying women request way more and all guys want from time to time is a little pleasure for the enormous amounts of slave work they do for women
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    • I also like to suck dick when I get stressed
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    • "Idk, I thought you would know"
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    • Grindr is 24 hours. Straight guys who are afraid to ask their girls to peg them always hit me up.
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    • “And that kids is how I divorced your mother”
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    • I bend over and suck my own dick
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