• Japanese death row inmates are not told
their date of execution. They wake each
day wondering if today may be their last.
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    • I'm not a Japanese death row inmate, but it sounds like me everytime I wake up in the morning.
      lowpez91 a month
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    • All these hang jokes make me want to hang myself
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    • You mean just like their victims. Seems just if you ask me.
      McNaasty a month
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    • The suspense must be killing them
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    • “The healthy human mind doesn’t wake up in the morning thinking this is it’s last day on Earth. But I think that’s a luxury, not a curse. To know you’re close to the end is a kind of freedom.”
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    • Plot twist: that’s their actual punishment, they never actually get killed
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    • They wake up very SHOCKED to find their day has come. They are just DYING to get off death row. The long walk to the execution area has them very GASSED.
      CONBANGER a month
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    • EdgyKeeper a month
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    • Is that just called being alive? Knowing you’ll die but not when?
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    • Techically everyone wakes up not knowing if that’s their last day
      Dragons1 a month
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    • The death penalty is a great idea on paper, but then all the people who have been falsely fucked over get killed for no reason.
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    • Incorporate it US and watch people say it's inhumane.. if your on death row, and can't get out Why do we waste time with you. Just end it, tare that bandaid. Let it be a lesson to the youth to follow the laws. Or this is what happens.
      mcromer10 a month
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    • Isnt that how life is anyway? U never know when its your last day
      Im_TheOnee a month
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    • Japan did horrible shit in history and got away with it because it was just shy of being worse than the Holocaust
      Champiyung1 a month
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    • They just gotta keep hanging in there. They're living a very tite rope, the suspense must be killing them. I'd be anxious to death about it.
      Sassaphrass a month
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    • All of these puns are just a pain in the neck.
      LHAvenger a month
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    • Pretty sure that’s just called living
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    • So does everyone else, you just don’t think about it
      Weekend_Dad a month
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    • That just sounds like normal everyday life
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    • Three years he said that. "Good night Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." It was a fine time for me.
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    • they dont tell them the exact date in the us either until a day or so ahead of time to help prevent escape attempts.
      Dusty_Pussy a month
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    • We all wake up wondering if it's our last day tf
      themanman17 a month
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    • A real cliffhanger eh?
      CherryCoIa a month
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    • I think death row is bullshit. Stop wasting space. Kill them now. That's it.
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    • ElOroBlanco a month
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    • Slightly cruel but I mean they’re on death row they probably did something to deserve that.
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    • Hang in there Japanese inmates
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    • *Enola Gay high in the clouds*
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    • So...just like everyone else on the planet? No one knows when they’re gonna go.
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    • America should stop coddling the worst members of society
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    • Normaler a month
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    • You gently open the door...
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    • this is considered torture in America. it was also ruled unconstitutional when a court screwed up and a man had to wait an hour before continuing his death sentence.
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    • Its just so the inmates kill themselves because obviously all Japanese are honorable Samurai warriors who commit the act of Sudoku when dishonored.
      AT_Dodogama a month
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    • Nah, Logan Paul left them hanging a long time ago.
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    • I'd rather have that imo, I'd rather have a huge feeling of shock for like half an hour instead of watching time tick by till my inevitable demise
      Rotom a month
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    • Japanese wardens on the actual execution day:
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    • Banana_Jo a month
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    • That's... genius... psychological torture as part of the punishment
      Boomer_4 a month
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    • Isn't life just the same?
      CruSadist a month
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    • I find it entertaining how alot of people make jokes about death. Weather from suicide, school shootings, fantasy etc... many humanity is just built this way.
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    • Am I the only person against the death penalty because of all the innocent people killed from it?
      SnappyDog a month
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    • It's the same way in the US
      Nick_j0 a month
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    • I'm a Japanese death row inmate and I can confirm this
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    • We all wake up everyday without knowing if it's our last
      enjOyit a month
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    • Hey. That reminds me of when the japs showed up to execute Pearl Harbor that one morning with no warning.
      lilgman a month
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    • So like everyone else?
      epicgmer a month
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    • Wanting top comment doesn’t make you worthy of top comment
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    • It’s literally the same way in america
      nehoyminoy a month
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    • When I die, I hope it's from auto erotic asphyxiation
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    • My gf broke up with me cause she a bitch
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    • The anticipation is always worse. There’s an entire Family Guy episode that explores the concept with stewie getting punched by Brian and it drives him insane 😆
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    • HANG on a sec I dont get it
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    • This was also practiced in Germany
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    • Welp their victims never knew they’d die that day either so..........karma
      emey a month
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    • That must've be a real noosence
      Hyperzj a month
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    • Expecting hari -kari ? (Spelling?)
      therealdl a month
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    • Sounds like a regular day in Chicago
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    • Hang in there ... Dudes.
      Lizkiddles a month
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    • Any Japanese death row inmates want to confirm or deny this?
      jsmat a month
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    • Cliffhangers for days
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    • I just did a 10 page paper on this. Once they actually get into the execution room they fill the room with loud sutra and everything is polished and looks nice. When they kill the inmate, the government won’t even release their name. So families never know when their person died
      Cammekel a month
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    • They wake up to Logan Paul's face smirking at them from every corner and they know it's their day
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    • So they expierence life with more odds of dying? Same fucking thing
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    • Meanwhile it takes 20 years of being locked up alive to finally (maybe) get on deathrow and die. Oh, and even that can be postponed a couple of years
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    • Why don’t we lock up people who commited murder or other awful crimes, instead of killing them we put them through complete isolation in an all white room, and make them live their for life, but give them a noose if they ever want to end it or a contract that makes them accept suicide willinlgy
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    • Yeah the japs aren’t special. US death row inmates are left waiting a long time without any idea when it is.
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    • Im pretty sure thats for chinese prisoners not japanese
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    • Man cliffhangers are the worst
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    • So do I, they ain’t special
      Hyde a month
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    • That reminds me of that "paradox" story. The man is set to be executed within the week, but they want to do it when he least expects it. Long story short, he comes to the conclusion that they wont execute him at all, because he will be expecting it every day. Spoiler: they totally executed him.
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    • Then they'd have to be random with the executions. Cause the ones who stay the longest will notice a pattern.
      JenericJ_12 a month
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    • Don't we all?
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    • Is the picture moving
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    • Sounds like a good old cliffhanger
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    • “Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning”.
      Alooooooha a month
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    • Most death row inmates are looking forward to their execution date. The Japanese are trying to deny them that hope
      GreyPhaqse a month
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    • Black Panther can beat Batman
      Schmlif_ a month
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    • That's kind of nice when you think about it... Takes so much stress away
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    • I’m js it been my birthday for a whole hour and only one person has wished me a happy one
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    • That’s how they should do it in America.
      SultrySloth a month
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    • I don't feel any sympathy towards them because they've to have done something pretty horrible to end up on death row in the first place. Assuming the Japanese justice system is even remotely close to ours which it may not be for all I know.
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    • Thing is, on average only 2.2 people are executed each year in Japan so...
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