• imagine u beefing with me and I pull
up to yo crib with 9000 termites.
Whole foundation gone cuz u wanna
talk
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    • Mans toss a jar of fucking 9000 termites in ya house
      sheesh5 18 jun
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    • If termites could eat concrete we would've had a global catastrophe and they'll cease existing
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    • foundations are generally not made of anything termites would eat
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    • Screw guns and knives, I'm bringing out the 9000 termites. What are you gonna do, sh00t them? Stab them? You can't do shit
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    • MOMMYZEN
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      MOMMYZEN 20 jun
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    • Smh. This dude stole my termite collection a week ago and he been bragging about it since..
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    • What an oddly specific threat
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    • It's so incredibly difficult to imagine an enzyme that would allow an insect to digest any of the components of concrete
      Curvz 20 jun
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    • Read termites as thermites at first
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    • Since nobody will see this, I chew aluminum foil
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    • Does anyone know where you can buy termites at? Asking for a friend.
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    • In Texas all the foundations are concrete slabs so it would just mean you’re stupid for driving all this way for nothing.
      stephencg 20 jun
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    • Over 9000?
      Crofty 20 jun
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    • This is why there was 3 little piggies...brick house always win!
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    • Hey guys your local pest control technician here. Unfortunately I am not licensed to give advice on how to exterminate termites but I can tell you how to find them if you thing your home has them. Mud tubes in the crawlspace leading from the ground is the obvious one however also knock on
      VarkazX 22 jun
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    • Dude clearly hasn't built a house
      dwie 20 jun
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    • Foundation wiped
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    • I Trump you with my legion of Anteaters.
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    • Not foundations maybe your houses load bearing structure tho if you have a wood house
      Hol_up 22 jun
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    • They featured something DAMN NEAR the same post as this except it was, coincidentally, a girl & everyone started crying on some “go back to English” type shit
      C_Matic 20 jun
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    • If got chewers in the streets
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    • Um, my foundation is concrete. So good luck with that
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    • Termites aren’t crunchy bugs like I thought they’re more like maggots they’re really gross
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    • I had a nightmare I was naked covered in ladybugs
      jexxie 21 jun
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    • I'll have to remember this strategy
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    • Jokes on you, I’m an anteater
      zulukutz 20 jun
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    • Sometimes i get 5 stars in gta just to feel wanted :(
      aaBerant 20 jun
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    • So i can defeat you and get a free snack
      Uh_Meow 22 jun
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    • Had to look at the Twitter pfp to see if it was a white girl
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    • barioth 20 jun
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    • Ah yes, my 4 inch concrete slab foundation. Like everyone else's. Getting eaten. By termites. That ingest only wood.
      agentill 20 jun
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    • Foundation is not made of wood
      Maxolotl 20 jun
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    • One time I moved in with a guy, won’t say who because he’s actually well known. But he ended up screwing me over so when I moved out and he tried selling the house I put termites in his attic. He sure had a fun time with that, screw you bud.
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    • Sometimes I get 5 stars in GTA just to feel wanted
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    • This sounds like something dale gribble would say
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    • This reminds me of the episode of Gravity falls where Lil’ Gideon shows up to the mystery shack with some “Egyptian super termites” it’s got the same energy
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    • *european laughter*
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    • Thats not what a foundation is
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    • It would take hundreds of thousands of years for 9k termites to eat through a house. A colony is generally a million strong, 9000 is nothing.
      Terreur 23 jun
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    • Perfection
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    • Nahh bro chill I rather you hit my mailbox with a bat
      GRAC3LAND 23 jun
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    • Heh, "Termite Grenade"
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    • Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.
      wattsbolt 23 jun
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    • I will projectile shit all over you if you threaten me puny man
      frog_1 23 jun
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    • I don't see anything about this being illegal, i must find where to buy termites cause im petty asf
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    • I think that’s considered some type of warfare on homelands lol
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    • My house has termite damage and it’s been hell. I wouldn’t wish that on my second worst enemy
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    • Oh, i thought you meant thermite
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    • i thought that said teammates, not termites
      smolblop 23 jun
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    • I'd love to see a horde of termites eat a concrete foundation.
      SHUTTMAN 23 jun
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    • Yeah that wooden foundation that most every house has.
      gagagooo 23 jun
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    • Frame, the frames are gone..foundations are concrete or sometime steel beams in flood areas.
      Gowkaizer 22 jun
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    • Not all foundations are slab
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    • Finna pull a Popeye
      Apollo13 22 jun
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    • 9000 termites is technically hardly any termites. A small subterranean termite colony consists of 400 to 600 thousand termites and a formosan colony consists of 4-6 million. A full subterranean colony can only eat about 1 full wall stud per year. 9000 would do nothing
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    • I actually bought a colony of bedbugs and released them at an ex gfs house because she sent me a snap of her fucking some dude. Termites is a whole new level
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    • Pls no
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    • Just say you're protesting
      banging 22 jun
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    • Termites be eating concrete and rebar now? Damn, 2020 be off the chainwax.
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    • Why don't he just vapor rub
      TypeName 22 jun
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    • Stone eating termites
      TNTNuke 22 jun
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    • The foundation is made from concrete dumbfuck
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    • Screw you and your Snarks
      Freshmoor 22 jun
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    • Boy Im a termite elimination specialist. They be thinkin'
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    • Is it weird that I occasionally go to my porch after midnight and jerkoff in the darkness? Yes. That’s all, thanks
      Propably 22 jun
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    • Found the dude that knows nothing about houses, cause foundations and footings are mad from concrete
      Bright 22 jun
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    • So... first you have to get nine THOUSAND termites
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    • Foundation is concrete
      scalloped 22 jun
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    • I’m intimidated
      smallpox 22 jun
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    • I think in fact you’d be left with nothing but the foundation
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    • Brick houseee
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    • TER MIDAS CUH DASS WHY I GOT PRESSURE TREATED WOOD BRUH
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    • so no one gonna talk about how foundations are almost never made wooden?
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    • Sorry I don’t speak broke siding
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    • Termites don’t eat concrete. Your beefing with poor niggas
      Joe__Cool 21 jun
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    • Damn I wish I was a termite
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    • As someone who’s worked construction this gave me a stroke
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    • 9,000 is actually very small for a group of termites. Typical mounds contain at least 500k to 3M+ depending on the breed
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    • Nah, I'm bringing a can of earthworms.
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    • Ahhh yes, the termite store .....9000 please, hopefully they on sale.
      momo4sh0 21 jun
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      Swiggo 21 jun
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    • boutta pull a good luck charlie
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    • This was really unfunny
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    • Oh yes the ole concrete eating termites. How tf are people this retarded? This mother fucker cost the public education system roughly 60k. What a fucking waste of tax payer money.
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    • I have a bond so ha
      kloqqan88 21 jun
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    • Termites won't eat the foundation its concrete. They'd eat the frame which is wood
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    • Foundations are made of concrete. Wood is not strong enough nor stable enough.
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    • Scary
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    • Foundation is concrete dumbass. Baseboards that attach to the concrete is different. You really have to worry about the load bearing walls being eaten away by termites.
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    • Tf kinda termites eat conrete
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    • That's petty as fuck and I'm sad for you
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    • What
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    • The foundation is made of wood? Man guess the people who built my house did it wrong.
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    • You would not believe your eyes. If 9000 termite guys, chewed up your foundation cuz we beefed.
      BeefStew 21 jun
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    • Thats some lethal shit right there man
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    • Confused noises
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    • I love victor he was one of my favorite viners
      bopper_27 21 jun
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