• UNTITLED GOOSE COMIC
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FATHER, WHAT'S WRONG
THIS GOOSE BEFRIENDED
THE HUMANS, AS
PUNISHMENT, THE
GOOSE GODS TURNED
HIM TO STONE,
HE IS DOOMED TO SPEND THIS IS WHY WE HISS ANO
ETERNITY IN THIS OLD LADY'S
POOP ALL OVER THE HUMANS"
GARDEN, BEING DRESSED WORLD, RIGHT FATHER?
UP AGAINST HIS WILL IN
YOU HAVE LEARNED
HUMILIATING OUTFITS,
WELL, MY SON.
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    • Canadian geese are so fucking disgusting and annoying, I just wish it wasn’t illegal to k!ll them
      __Monika 20 jun
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    • Has anyone else noticed the guy just posting unrelated Bible verses on the features?
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    • Sauce38 20 jun
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    • There is no garfield. Send me your cat pics
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    • Lies I saw a feature where a goose and a woman were best friends
      b1tchtits 20 jun
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    • Fun fact: Canada geese were once critically endangered. We brought them back.
      james7414 20 jun
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    • PorkSword 20 jun
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    • SNXE 20 jun
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    • You got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate.
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    • Stupid ass Geese shiting on my lawn. Fuck you Geese
      wish 20 jun
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    • You got a problem with Canada Gooses then you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!
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    • Did somebody say... goose?
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    • my ducks are jerks...
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    • Cobra chicken
      Trwump 20 jun
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    • Hey people, my band is just starting out and we need help getting our name out there we are on YouTube and our channel name is: “La Tre Clays” so please check us out
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    • This is why we grab their necks and snap them. Then leave them in the streets so they can get run over
      McTetraXd 20 jun
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    • All hail the Goose Gods
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    • Untitled Goose Game in a nutshell
      Okapis 20 jun
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    • Silly goose
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    • untitled goose go honk
      Pino123 20 jun
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    • I wonder if we can get a feature to have no comments
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    • When parents teach their kids hate and racism through lies that will ultimately sabotage their future
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    • I want to douse the geese in oil and set them on fire
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    • Holy shit my grandmother makes clothes for those stone geese
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    • I went to feed my local ducks at the river and there was a goose couple. After I tossed the oats and corn and they realized I didn't jave any more for them they hissed at me and bullied the ducks for what was left on the ground. Fuck geese
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    • I mean. I'm no bird but I'll still dump a bunch of ass ham all over your washer and dryer at 4 in the morning
      frog_1 23 jun
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    • Fucking geese! The Satan birds are the worst creatures on earth. I have a deep love and respect for all animals. But I’ll cook a goose and then shit on it’s dead delicious carcass before throwing it in a river because it doesn’t deserve to fill my stomach
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    • Geese kidnap other geese's babies when they're being bad parents. You are next.
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    • Aye, I actually live in a town where a older lady has been dressing up a stone goose for the past 30 years. How funny
      ChuyChuy 23 jun
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    • I will sup to the next person who comments
      blue_sun 23 jun
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    • I have a fake Goose. His name is "The Boy", and he protects us from Satan
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    • Those geese need to meet Pet Goose George
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    • *loads 3.5" 12ga BB hevi-shot with malicious intent
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    • Man, fuck geese.
      maxymyboy 22 jun
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    • Goose done shidded
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    • Goose of War 3
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    • steferz 22 jun
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    • That’s a good post for Father’s Day.
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    • When a goose god loves a woman~
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    • Fun fact, Canada geese aren’t named after Canada, they’re named after John Canada. At least that’s how I was informed by a park ranger at the Grand Tetons
      CollinR24 22 jun
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    • A goose walks up to you offering you chicken nuggets for a dollar how much for a lemonade?
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    • Heyyyy everyone check out my page 😘
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    • That's why I hunt the bastards
      mattf 21 jun
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    • Cobra-chickens
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    • Hm, maybe they think we're like gorgons lol
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    • There was a goose at my local fishing spot and he had line on his foot and he was limping bit time, I got a Greek crank bait and a friend. He or she idk came up to me and was chilling and following me around the lake :) I feed him bread now I love em
      eckoTeh 21 jun
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    • Fuck geese
      TrashAss 21 jun
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    • ive been watching this family of canadian geese and one of them was born with a disfigured bottom beak. i was tryna find out how i could help but vets said nothing could be done and not only is it illegal to take it for myself but i couldnt care for it regardless, but it went missing yesterday :/
      ryhs 21 jun
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    • Went out for a run and caught a goose by the neck cuz it had a hook in it's leg. Took it to a vet and it got better, really fun to try and catch a goose
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    • Canadian geese are my least favorite animal on the planet. I hate them with a fiery passion
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    • How do I post my pictures in comments
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    • geese have teeth don’t they? terrifying
      jjhyuki 21 jun
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    • Strangle those fuckers
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    • Wouldn’t it just be gods for them, not goose gods. We don’t say human gods
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    • I hate Canadian geese and make a point to mess with them any time they are near
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    • I punch a goose in self defense and all of a sudden I'm commiting animal cruelty. Fuck geese
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    • Ducks are far more superior than geese, and although I'm in a war with geese, my condolences go out to those affected by humans. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy
      DuckMan 20 jun
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    • I like to believe there is a secret society of the concrete geese people
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    • Fun fact: There is no "human's world", the world doesn't belong to us. We are just passing by and taking care of it for our children.
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    • Any time im near geese, they NEVER hiss at me. Just look at me and walk away from me or just watch me walk past.
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    • Oh no is honk okay
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    • Asshole birds :(
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    • A goose chased me while I was riding my bike once. Fuck geese. I’m gonna fight the next one that attacks me
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    • Do the ask
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    • Then why do you except my gift of bread?
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    • Geese are so annoying and are vermin to the earth
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    • It makes me angry to see those stupid geese
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    • I want to hit those geese with a sledgehammer
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    • Geese are stupid and should all be turned into stone and smashed to pieces
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    • I hate geese with my entire being
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      KDY543 20 jun
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    • _frosty_ 20 jun
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    • He just looked at Megoosa
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    • The Hjonkening is now brothers
      jman312 20 jun
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    • The gods must be goosey
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    • Real shit? Fuck geese. Any one of those motherfucking butches try to run at me, I will graph the bitch by the neck and yeet them like a fucking empty soda can.
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    • Honk
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    • You will learn to fear man
      yourguyjo 20 jun
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    • Lol geese talking mad shit until they get grabbed by the neck and pussy slammed into the dirt
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    • If you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
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    • If you've got a problem with canada gooses then you've got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
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    • Who's dressing up a statue?
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    • Fair enough
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    • Geese are crazy though
      Shwanyboi 20 jun
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