• I saw a girl carrying a hamster so I
asked if I could pet it but it was
actually a muffin so I'm on my way to
jump of a cliff now
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    • This muh-fin looks awe-full-lee like ah ham-sturr
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    • That muffin is looking awfully like a hamsterrr
      AVRP 1 aug
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    • Hamster! His name is El Chapo!
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    • either commit when you fucked up to making it seem like a joke or keep your fucking mouth shut
      Ultu 1 aug
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    • kanep0e 2 aug
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    • Is there a law that says you can’t pet muffins??
      NotLizzz 1 aug
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    • Could be a good pick up line at the least tho. “Hey can I pet ur muffin” lady: have to buy me a drink first.
      macdeala 1 aug
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    • I’d have just rode it out. “Yeah, you heard what I said; can I pet it or not?”
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    • That muffin is looking awfully like a hamster.
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    • Bitch just took a bite outta a hamster
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    • Off*
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    • GUYS, I NEED SMOOTH THINGS TO SAY TO A CHICK, HELP ME OUT
      jtizzlee 4 aug
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    • This is actually funny and cute.
      sarah285 2 aug
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    • how was she even carrying the dang thing?? sounds a bit suspicious
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    • Of
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    • Where’s that picture of the muffin that looks like a hamster
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    • Petting muffins is a lifestyle
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    • On your way to jump ‘of’ a cliff? 👌🏻
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    • "Yo girl! Let me pet that muffin!" Is not the smoothest pickup line.
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    • You should just hit the eye doctor.
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    • If you want a meme in your DMs, like this comment 🥰💕
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    • Both taste yummy
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    • Jump of a cliff?
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    • Not a hamster but this is my mouse Stella
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    • “Someone baked a hamsteeeer into my muffinnnn”
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    • Someone said to me hi how ya doing and I said hi you good
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    • bradlb03 4 aug
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    • That hamster is looking awfully like a hamster. Someone baked a hamster into my hamster.
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    • Should have pet the muffin
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    • I dunno “can I pet your muffin” is a pretty good pickup line.
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    • Did she let you pet her muffin?
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    • PikoNiko 4 aug
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    • *heavy breathing* can I pet your muffin?
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    • My cop out whenever something truly awkward happens is to say "sorry I am very drunk". Which is probably why I got written up by my boss
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    • That muffin is looking awfully like a hamster. Someone baked a hamster into my muffin
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    • *takes a bite*
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    • "Mom and crazy lady came up to me and asked if she could pet my muffin."
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    • “Aww what’s his name?” , “Chocolate chip”
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    • I imagine my self in her position and I laugh at how I would look
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    • You could pet my muffin
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    • Did she let you pet her muffin?
      Jethrow 3 aug
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    • This is cool and all, but I wish I new how to change the color of my fire...
      Shakira 3 aug
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    • Good, you're dumb as fuck
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    • Did they let her pet the muffin
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    • Dude! I did the same thing, but it was her beaver
      pissmire 3 aug
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    • that muffi-
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    • I would’ve still told you yes.
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    • No! No jump off cliff! You die . It bad
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    • I once took in a giant basket of coins into a bank and the teller ran over to look because she thought it was puppies
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    • So dramatic Hannah.
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    • But did you pet it?
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    • Got room for 1 more?
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    • Hold up. Let me tag along.
      TheCheat 2 aug
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    • Yes, pet the muffin
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    • I’m coming hold on I need to get my crocs on
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    • Did you get to pet the muffin at least?
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    • Why is she carrying an uneaten muffin around
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    • *Sees the person take a bite out of the hamster*
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    • Don’t they shit everywhere
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    • Ill join you
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    • I’ll join you
      RealOdd1 2 aug
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    • Pet the muffin
      idatkins 2 aug
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    • Life hack: keep a fake pair of glasses with you. why? because if you end up doing this to a stranger, or something like it, you could claim that it was because you didnt have your glasses on.
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    • Y'all MFs don't pet muffins?
      Tnoon 2 aug
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    • Jump of a cliff
      Red9 2 aug
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    • Slightly unrelated, sometimes I-- a grown ass man-- take my lizard to the park or walk him outside my apartment. People always ask of he's real. No, I'm just super autistic and carry around this hyper realistic toy
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    • I saw a girl eating ice cream out of a tiny cup and thought it was tuna, i dont think ive ever gotten such a dirty look for staring in my life.
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    • I'll pick you up in a bit
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    • Did you pet it?
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    • *off
      Zernoji 2 aug
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    • I’m right behind you
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    • So did she let you touch her muffin
      pk1227 2 aug
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    • Someone baked a hamster, into my muffin
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    • I jump of my cliffs to
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    • Lead the way
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    • I would have said" really? I need to get new glasses" so I don't make myself look stupid.
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    • Dumb cunt wants to pet a hamster?
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