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    • Or commit murder then you get life
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    • Never underestimate the elderly. A life sentence doesn’t mean much when you’re 78
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    • Or commit enough crimes to get multiple life sentences. Then proceed to live forever
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    • Life Stonks >
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    • I actually laughed
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    • A comedian did a bit similar to this. Where basically instead of shelling out 5k for dental work, you can just commit a crime where the punishment is like 8 months in a minimum security prison. They'll fix your teeth for free and you'll (hopefully) not get fucked
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    • Life spon
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    • Oh my god guys I just got 30 consecutive life sentences which means I will now fortnite dance on your dead body
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    • It would be better if the stonks was still there
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    • Life sponks
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    • Just drink 6,000,000 five hour energy drinks at once so you live for the next 3,000 years
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    • Yeah but you spend the next 20 years in prison and you don’t get any money from the bank you robbed
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    • ok what we’re not gonna do is ruin the stonks meme by using it incorrectly like u guys did with the skyrim stats one
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    • Actually I would do that given the circumstances if I had a family just to have them set up for thier life
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    • Oh great the normies finally got this meme
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    • An added 20 years, plus unlimited sex? I see this as an absolute win!
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    • If it actually work like this how many of you would do it?
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    • What happens next is you maraculasly live past three weeks. Becoming a medical miracle. You get on the news, get interviewed. The doctors run tests, to see how you survived. And then your invited to meet your idle. But you can't. Because you have 20 years in prison. 😁😂😅
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    • Life Stonks
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    • So is prison like some health regenerator?
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    • when you can't afford to pay your doctor's bill so the doctor gives you another 2 weeks
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    • life span
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    • S t o n k s
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    • Stonks (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)↗
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    • STONKS
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    • Honestly this is the case if you dont have the money to afford medical treatment. When you are in prison, they pay for all necessary medical care
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    • I hear Sirens and cats having sex
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    • When he gives you 3 weeks to live so you go commit a shitload of crimes that gets you 30 years in prison but the doctor mixed up the test results and turns out you wont be dying anytime soon
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    • Ayyy thanks for 43
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    • Until they come out with that drug that slows time so you can experience 20 years in like 5 minutes.
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    • Cool idea by why would you wanna increased lifespan?
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    • Because the judge added 20 year TO LIFE!!!!
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    • Except this generation wants to die
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    • A soul for a soul
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    • Except it would take longer than 3 weeks to go to trial, be found guilty and be sentenced.
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    • That’s a fast ass trial
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    • What's the difference between second and first degree murder?
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    • STONKS
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    • You wouldn't be sentenced for 3 to 5 weeks
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    • The process you go through to actually get sentenced takes a couple weeks
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    • And yet they let you Rob it because they'll just take it back in a month
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    • Commit several murders and get 200 years in prison haha yes
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    • Tell the doctor you can't pay you bill, he'll give you another 6 months
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    • Why would you want to live longer?
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    • nice feature bb
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    • It’s funny cause in prison they have to give you healthcare.
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    • Turns out you weren't dying at all
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    • That was a quick trial.. when that happened to me i died in jail
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    • I'd haggle him down to 30 seconds
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    • Oddly, I find myself ruminating on how my stonks are performing
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    • No, that's definitely a downgrade.. Try for public execution, now that's a win win
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    • My friend Aaron also uses this app so if you could give me TC that would be cool so then he can see me in the comments
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    • Y’all ain’t kidding about the porn in the comments..
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    • using essential oils gives years of life
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    • Top 10 anime characters that cheated death
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    • Judge: Due to good behavior, I will now limit your sentence to 2 years
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    • Just give him a sprite
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    • Just become an immortal deity like me! I never should have drank that grail
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    • These top comments are just memes in a meme
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    • Then you just wasted your last three weeks??
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    • He would of died before the trial started anyways
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    • Prob get better healthcare in prison
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