• She hadn't made a milkshake in years
for fear that they would return.
She starts the blender reluctantly.
In the distance, screams.
The boys had returned. They were
coming to her yard.
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    • I guess the boys are back in town.
      BughuuI 21 jul
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    • This reveals to the reader that the boys are back in town
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    • She could have prevented this if she didn’t do this on a Saturday
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    • The boys: "we are being summoned"
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    • Sounds like a good horror story to me
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    • You should know, milkshakes will never be safe again.
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    • This is under the assumption they have already done a cold one with the boys
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    • Heather7 22 jul
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    • They came in droves, each more impatient than the last. They were waiting, continuing with their daily lives without ever letting the charade fall, even as the mind numbing addicted of the yard slowly drew them into madness. One day the milkshake called, their time had come...
      Arlaul 22 jul
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    • You see, the song is ass, but the memes got class
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    • They couldn’t be blamed. Brainwashed by the milkshake that was better than yours, or any other’s. They did not go to the yard, they were brought there.. yet they were charged. This was the fee for being shown the milkshake, even against your will. R/creepypasta
      RainMayn 22 jul
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    • Cracking a cold one open with the boys???
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    • The boys are back in town
      MAKMan 22 jul
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    • Damn right it’s better then yours
      GracyMay 22 jul
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    • Guess who just got back today!!
      chopstew 22 jul
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    • girls when they wanna make a milkshake just whip their tiddies around and drink that 😔
      snorty 22 jul
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    • You should know, milkshakes will never be safe again.
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    • That’s my name!
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    • Heres to having anal sex Stick it where she least expects Fuck her so hard make her ass cheeks flex Grab her sister tell her shes next
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    • Cum shake brings the girls to the yard, damn right came outta my nuts damn right came outta my nuts
      3xcalibur 22 jul
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    • I read this like that shia LaBeouf song
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    • Anyone have that video of spy saying off to hang myself then flipping into a noose
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    • Just wait till the boys aren’t back in town. Dumbass
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    • And the storyline thickens
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    • The reason it doesn’t happen to you is because it’s better than yours
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    • I thought I was going to go the route of that one SpongeBob episode
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    • IFunny is producing quality content again, I have to say. It’s been a while since I’ve been on here but I’m glad I’m back.
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    • \/\/hoa
      Marcelus 22 jul
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    • The boys are back in town
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    • What does that song even mean??
      Drymir 22 jul
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    • i didn’t even need to look at her pfp to know she was a white woman. get your cringy ass outta here
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    • Damn right
      dudenone 25 jul
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    • Sounds like the boys are back in town
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    • These verses sound like a start of a Cake song
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    • The boys are finally back in town
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    • Bees to my car
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    • And then they start getting rid of super's
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    • Girls arnt funny
      Drcool_52 25 jul
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    • the dad: not again *cocking shotgun* honey i thought we agreed youd stop makin those
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    • Anyone have that milkspinner meme?
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    • The boys are back in town
      ruizsha 24 jul
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    • Unoriginal
      Vesselled 24 jul
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    • MY MILKSHAKE...
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    • The boys are back in town
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    • This is a rip off the r/writingprompts subreddit lol
      MandoMatt 24 jul
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    • Fumasa 24 jul
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    • This is another reason women aren’t funny
      badnit 24 jul
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    • I read this with Shia LeBouf music in my head.
      RazarBeak 24 jul
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    • As above so below
      DukeWILD 24 jul
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    • I knew what it was before I finished the first line for some reason
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    • "Than in the end, they ended up coming into her house... *Goes to next page and sees...* Oh uhhh, let's get another book sweety."
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    • That's when she knew.... the boys were back in town.
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    • Damn right. She can teach them... But they have to charge
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    • Plants vs. Zombies
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    • What’s the boys to milkshake ratio?
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    • I’ve been having milkshakes a ton lately and it’s so easy to make! All you really need is ice (like half the blender), 2 cups of milk, 3/4 cup of sugar, and 1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract. That will make 4 servings btw. I like to add a couple spoons of pb and some chocolate syrup as well.
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    • This is painfully unfunny
      HungTheon 23 jul
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    • It's not really funny but I hope y'all enjoyed it
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    • Certified wahman approved humor
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    • But... is it better than yours?
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    • But what if I crack open a cold one in my yard? Where do the boys go?
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    • Guess the boys were back in town after all
      Kamina12 23 jul
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    • I saw milkshake and knew where it was going
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    • Oh. THIS again...
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    • They returned because she charged too much for her teachings. Leaving her to be the only one who knew.
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    • She knew they would come, as they always would. As they always had...
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    • I heard someone say that song was about blowjobs. Is that true? I always thought it was about the girls but or something.
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    • All i can think of is that she's a lesbian and all the boys keep running to her yard and doing that stupid glitch dance thing at the sound of her blender. Lol
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    • Reluctantly crouched at the counter. Blender pumping and thumping in time.
      Bogwandi 23 jul
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    • Honestly every time I see one of these memes is the ONLY time I actually do crave a milkshake. Otherwise I'm not normally a sweets person lol, but I read these and I'm like FUCK YEA give me a milkshake right fucking now.
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    • My smooth dairy products attracts all the gentlemen to the recreational field where they announce its superior to thine!
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    • Distance by cake & my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard = this
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    • Don’t show an English teacher this
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    • "They came, for the milkshake brought them. Yet the cold ones are why they stayed"
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    • "engines pumping and thumping in time". -cake
      ahettop 23 jul
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    • my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and there like "it's better than yours" damn right it's better than yours I could teach you but I'd have to charge.
      memegod24 23 jul
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    • Welcome to Squidward Chat! With your host Squidward tentacles! Today we will be talking about how gay I am for Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs is so hot, I wish he would report me to his office for being too naughty and give me the sexy punishment I deserve.
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    • But that's great news because the boys are safe and doing great
      Jumper200 22 jul
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    • Damn u got me
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    • The drums....
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    • Good exception to the “women aren’t funny” law
      Skyeguy11 22 jul
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    • Anyone else high school force them to do Poetry Out Loud? If you’re still in HS and have to do a poem, do this one.
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    • Impossible, I thought cracking open a cold one with the boys on a Saturday prevents this phenomenon
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    • The only way to appease The Boys is with the ancient Cold One
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    • So you’re divorced now?
      bchilly72 22 jul
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    • Wait no they were coming in her yard
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    • Looks like milkshakes are back on the menu, boys!
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    • What's hilarious about this is by 'milkshake' she literally means shaking her tits...
      ManubiPC 22 jul
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    • The Bois are cake😭
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    • I liked this but then I remembered woman aren’t funny
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    • “oMG i WoUld WAtCh ThE fUcK ouT oF tHiSssss”
      Orangei 22 jul
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    • Would you say, "the boys are back in town."
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    • Hey, I follow that person
      skiddylo 22 jul
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    • But that implies the boys are back in town
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