• New York Teen Died for 3 Minutes, Says God Had on
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    • So god has the almighty drip?
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    • Maybe the “god” people see is someone they know or a loved one and it’s kinda like their life flashing before their eyes
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    • The first thing he noticed about God was his shoes?
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    • If he is real, wouldn't he try to make you more comfortable by wearing things you're familiar with to lessen the panic of realizing you died? Just a thought
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    • God do be mad drippen doe
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    • Ain't there something in the Bible about how the lord looks different to all who see him
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    • No wonder jesus walked on water he got all that drip from his dad
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    • Accurate.. hood God does indeed wear tims
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    • You sir met the lord of clout
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    • And why the fuck wouldn't he be. He's constantly working. Don't judge the man.
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    • Oh on God?
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    • Imagine all these people are all talking about the same God when they come back and he's just been dressing withe the times and changing his appearance for lols
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    • God got that DRIP
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    • Good you lucky he wasnt wearing black air forces
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    • Maybe it's because in the after life is built around your life. So if your a black guy who really likes timberland then your afterlife involves that. I guess my afterlife will be a beach and everyone I know in sandals and underwear haha. A man can hope.
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    • When did they nerf death
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    • God's black?
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    • God got fashion
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    • On ya timbs?
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    • What color tho?
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    • Fake, everyone knows god wears them yeezy's
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    • God had on timberlands?
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    • Wait, but what did he actually see? If he was dead, did he just see darkness, or did he actually see something?
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    • It is how you wanna see it
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    • Who else thought they saw an iFunny watermark in the notfications?
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    • So he wasn’t clinically dead, and his brain went into some weird mode that I always forget the name of! Neat!
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    • I feel like his is an illusion to some people like they worship him for so long so many years and if they die for a short amount of time they see that person that they invision as "god"
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    • Cu
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    • Like this to instantly give me top comment
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    • Timberland gang where you at?
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    • The way I see it, God has the power to do anything right? For him to appear as a being who looks "inspiring" doesn't surprise me. He could appear as a loved one, he could appear as anything. That's just my opinion though. If you don't believe in him that's ok, no judgement from me.
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    • “First thing he noticed was his shoes?” Of course it was! How are you supposed to trust a man if he ain’t fitted for the business? They don’t call God, Papa G for nothin
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    • I'd believe it
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    • And by the looks of it.... Some ecstacy
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    • The brain functions for a little bit after death and creates these images
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    • fuck, I cleared features before the notif
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    • God is the universe
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    • ......I......don’t know what to say....
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    • The Christian god is an omnipotent god who faces no challenges of any type who created beings with very limited powers who must face extreme challenges. Then they're to be burnt alive forever if they fail theirs. The Christian god is a manipulative sadist
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    • Don't care he's black
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    • TIPICLE IGNORANT FOOL!!!
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    • Fresh ass timbs, nigga
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    • got a feeling OP cropped out the onion
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    • God ain't real
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    • God isnt real
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    • That looks like chris rock
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    • Dumbass
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    • He saw the God of Brooklyn
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    • God's deadass almighty
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    • What pleasure would he gain from forcing us to love him.
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    • As he should, was God gonna be wearing Sketchers?
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    • God is Love. God gave man free choice. What pleasure woild he
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    • God has drip.
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    • Fake news. black people can't go to heaven
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    • Al Bundy did it better. Lol
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    • God 🙌 had on his robe.
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    • God got drip
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    • Deadass?
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    • Yo, on god?
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    • I feel bad for biggie then
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    • When I saw "god" he was a ginger...and gingers dont have souls...so theres that
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    • This is pretty stupif
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    • My cousin married the son of the guy who owned timberland
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    • Maybe we all interpret how we see God differently
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    • Actually god is just the programmer for this simulation that we live in, we're not real
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    • His brain was melting God isn't a n1g63r
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    • God is real. Christianity is just stupid though. It's nihilistic... how much FURTHER from God can one get?
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    • Since his heartbeat stopped he no longer has the right to life
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    • God with a Capitol G
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    • You know how the angels have incomprehensible forms? What up God's true form is so beautiful yet terrifying, calming and exhilarating, spectacular and bland that he HAS to take forms we understand?
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    • Obviously this isn't serious
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