Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
Gasoline Gasoline
13 oct 2020
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
TruckOwner
28 may
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital.
@strait2school
Sis
SSR_Dio SSR_Dio
15 jan 2021
When you visit one of your victims in the hospital. @strait2school Sis
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons
their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
mematic
happymf happymf
23 sep 2020
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles: mematic
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING."
TEDDY ROOSEVELT
ThePatnoonicTemplar ThePatnoonicTemplar
5 oct 2020
"COMPLAINING ABOUT A PROBLEM WITHOUT POSING A SOLUTION IS CALLED WHINING." TEDDY ROOSEVELT
"you look stressed"
thanks.. it's the stress
AshleyMarieee AshleyMarieee
15 apr
"you look stressed" thanks.. it's the stress
Much like the chameleon, huskies are able to blend into their environment until it seems as if they are invisible.
Darkcloud197 Darkcloud197
21 sep 2020
Much like the chameleon, huskies are able to blend into their environment until it seems as if they are invisible.
@LilithLovett
"To get one's revenge is Based.
To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe".
- Confucius
Bonti Bonti
24 feb
@LilithLovett "To get one's revenge is Based. To pussy out at the last second during the third act is Cringe". - Confucius
When you can feel one of your
fingers is ripe but it refuses to crack
I must break you
When you can feel one of your fingers is ripe but it refuses to crack I must break you
you're all wrong the earth isn't flat or round.
It's fucked
gliknid gliknid
13d
you're all wrong the earth isn't flat or round. It's fucked
LOWATCHA Doin
CC) Ba
You wee
To Do?
PuffySenpai PuffySenpai
24 sep 2020
LOWATCHA Doin CC) Ba You wee To Do?
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits :
The frickin colonies
nope306 nope306
10 jun
The British when the websites offers them Cookies instead of Biscuits : The frickin colonies
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS*
PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
Christopher_Hansen Christopher_Hansen
2 nov 2020
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS* PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag
AM - Twitter Web Client
Meth Meth
18 nov 2020
I dated a guy with the same name as my brother and when we had sex I refused to moan his name so I moaned his gamertag AM - Twitter Web Client
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
glum_peporixist glum_peporixist
3 jun
You get what you work for, not what you wish for!
$10,000,000 to never listen to any
Beyonce song ever again.
Are you taking the offer??
kae
@lmLegalDope_
so 10Ms to live how i live currently
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
23 dec 2020
$10,000,000 to never listen to any Beyonce song ever again. Are you taking the offer?? kae @lmLegalDope_ so 10Ms to live how i live currently
Draco Malfoy before Saying
=the in potter
S212121S S212121S
13 may
Draco Malfoy before Saying =the in potter
When you were ready for
but they end up resolving it di di
King_Of_Potatoes King_Of_Potatoes
5 oct 2020
When you were ready for but they end up resolving it di di
FaRt_FaCe FaRt_FaCe
25 sep 2020
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this dog went to Harvard Surveillance recorded the entire process. will be here before left