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    • This is DM speak for "you should run".
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    • What do you mean a 19 missed?? *piano music kicks in*
      Atasaki 20 jun
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    • In other words, “Dip the fuck outta there, right the fuck now.”
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    • Time for dex saves
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    • Is Scott here? *smash* He just left.
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    • run
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    • And when you roll the nat 20, the DM declares, " it would seem your hit wasn't quite as effective as it should have been". So now the bitch also has resistance
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    • Scott Pilgrim Vs The World ruined an entire generation of women
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    • While back our DM had some buddies of his from another session make characters and temp join our session as enemies in a tournament for fun, proceeds to not playtest or review the characters at all, we mid combat and I roll a 25, meme ask " does it hit????" guy says "no", WTF YOU MEAN NO,.........
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    • My players enter a large open space inside a mountain, having failed perception checks and not bothered with stealth. Me: “So, have y’all heard of the Tarrasque?”
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    • This means it’s time to use your inspiration you’ve been saving up lol
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    • I played as a necromancy wizard, I was level 1 and I had 8 hp. Our DM was being a fuckin bitch and had us face a dragon! My party was close to death and I had the largest amount of health, I walked up to that fucker and rolled a nat 20 for my Chill’s touch. Apparently thy scared the dragon and won
      Trinkit 20 jun
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    • Ramona Flowers is fine as fuck
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    • Cant a 20 hit anything, but if its armour exceeds your hit, it doesnt do double damage?
      PIElet_Pi 20 jun
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    • D&D Story: my party has been feeling like they can destroy anything and Everything, one day i decided to try this new Creature i was working on, the Barbarian Went. First and Rolled Recklace attack getting a Wopping 24 on the Attack roll. Their Face Twisted in Horror when "as you go for the 1)
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    • *Scott learned the power of booking it*
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    • "I wanna role to fuck it"
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    • I play warhammer fantasy roleplay instead. I like it more
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    • For all you virgins, it’s basically saying the monster is too op and they are scarred since it didn’t hit
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    • Covid-19 hits hard that’s for sure
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    • Ok so at higher levels a 19 missing makes sense. If this is like lower than lv 9 I understand. A 19 is with the added modifier, making most likely a +5-8, and if the average roll is 11, it makes sense. But if that was at level one boi I feel sorry
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    • HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MUHFUGGIN SCOTT PILGRIM REFERENCE
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    • MORE SCOTT PILGRIM MEMES
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    • I got this exact moment the first time I DM'd, one of the players wanted to use his lvl 8 pc so I had the rest make level 8s. I threw some kobolds at them with one really buff kobold leading them (+2 full plate, frostbrand sword, 100hp), the druid in bear form got 19 to hit, missed, (1/2)
      leeches 20 jun
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    • Acidic 20 jun
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    • "I'm fast as fuck boyyyyyy!"
      SunPraise 20 jun
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    • Dear DMs: If they can't hit it within 1-20, nerf dat shit a little. My party and I spent 6 hours in real life trying to beat a man to death in a stairwell because the DM made his AC over 20 and none of us could hit him or hit him and deal enough damage to k!ll him in under that time.
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    • Was DMing an evil campaign and these little shits thought they were so great that they had the gall to ask me for a challenge. I gave them one. First attack went exactly like this. They immediately switched tactics and rolled diplomacy out the ass for the first time in the campaign and ended up 1/2
      Spazero 20 jun
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    • BPD AND ECSTASY
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    • Nope. We playing 2nd edition. AC -4! Improve your THAC0.
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    • In my current campaign I have an AC of 21 at level two, and my dm laughed and said "uh does a 20 hit? Lol" and I replied "with or without modifiers?" To which he said "with, stop fucking around I know it hit you're level two". This man's audacity fueled me to straight up say 1/2
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    • If I play D&D my character would be a bee and his class is a fighter, he stings people and constantly needs someone to revive him or else he cannot fight.
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    • What?
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    • This ain't that big of a deal, lots of enemies have AC that high at higher levels. Keep in mind that at level 20 your character is a dimension hopping demi-god.
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    • I'm sorry but if you roll anything over 10, and your total is under 20 you need to redo your char
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    • You enter a swamp and mist surrounds the party quickly roll a survival check to navigate properly everyone except one guy who rolled a nat1 made it to the secret swamp village the one fucking guy got lost in the swamp I said okay roll another he rolled a nat 1 6 times 😂 and so every time I said the
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    • Sans's armor class be like
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    • Such an underrated movie in my opinion, such a shame
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    • Just beat a demon in Pathfinder holding 12 +1 defending longswords (they stack) and when activated it had an AC of 60.
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    • Does a 25 hit? Dm: nope) the party only level 4 getting up and leaving
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    • Does a 19 shit?
      Tagnut 20 jun
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    • Scott Pilgrim is the biggest simp ever. Dude fought 7 guys with super powers, died, came back, and kept fighting for a girl
      sreebs15 20 jun
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    • Had my first encounter with the purple witch in curse of strahd and our first role was a 16 and the dm just goes “nope doesn’t hit” and all of our reactions were “were gonna die” we’re all lvl 3 and we hit her for 90hp in total and she was still alive before she dipped I was on 8 hp my friend was
      AnOwl 20 jun
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    • Why does this mean you should run ??
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    • Scott Pilgrim Vs The World ruined an entire generation of women
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    • When I first was readin this meme, I was wondering what special person would hit a 19 in blackjack
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    • A Scott Pilgrim meme?
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    • Me and my friends were playing dnd and we did the battle of umbridge hill and when we were gonna help the lady there were some coin and I said I'm gonna take the coin well my friend his character is a like justice type one and doesnt like stealing well he rolled to stop me and rolled a 19 and
      bruhman67 20 jun
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    • That’s when you all run
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    • This movie was really weird but cool
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    • Just be a fighter (or similar class) or a class that targets touch AC
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    • Me, (a chaotic-evil rouge) and my friend were playing DND. These wolfs kept coming, and then dissapearing into the cave walls. So I threw something at the wall really fast, and it went through. I then decided to dash through the wall, completely expecting to get a concussion from hurting my head.
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    • *Bardic inspiration intensifies*
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    • Any Ideas I'm writing a campaign about qauritine there is a final boss already with minions
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    • Wait someone please explain DnD. Is there a rule book? I was led to believe there’s some sort of lore in the universe and if so how can the dungeon master and/or the players be surprised by a game mechanic like rolling a dice and not expecting a certain outcome
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    • I don't get it
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    • Why are there so many d and d memes. Do that many of you actually play that shit. Is that what you do when your not a reddit monitor. Or when you’re not paying for thots only fans.
      RIP_Stark 20 jun
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    • Reminds me of a time when my dm gave me a magic set of armor that brought my ac to 35 but gave me a -10 to all attack rolls. Then I went and 1v1 his final boss.
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    • I don’t understand anything about dnd but it’s still fun reading the comments
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    • Can someone put this into non virgin words for me?
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    • Half of this app don't get this D&D shit.
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    • I had a level 12 fighter with 25 AC, but hey wizards exist to fuck him up
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    • Wheres the clip calling modern women whores with that song about Ramona flowers?
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    • Ur already dead
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    • When you put everything you possibly can into AC and end up with a Tortle that can survive the wrath of the gods
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    • Scott Pilgrim vs the World ruined an entire generation of women
      Pateo 20 jun
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    • Lick 20 jun
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    • A Scott Pilgrim meme, nice!
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    • "oh wow, near impossible to k!ll enemies , I'm having so much fun 😒"
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    • Me *rolls nat 20*, DM: "ugh, they parry it", Me: *loses it*, DM *giggles*
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    • We done fucked up
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    • Is it bad I thought this was a blackjack meme?
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    • I miss 2010 I watched this movie twice a day for the whole summer...
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    • I'm definitely alone here but everyone in that movie is hot
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    • “How the fuck?” *Dark Souls Soul of Cinder boss music starts playing*
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    • Just fought storm giants, I would know.
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    • More Scott pilgrim memes plz
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    • Our old DM would let us level up to 6 before taking us back down to 2. And we were fighting monsters that were level 25. Had to roll an 18 or higher to do anything and even then we had to fight those things for 3 hours with four of us.
      FLIX101 23 jun
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    • All characters drawn by Shadman are 18 or older, even if specified otherwise. Shadbase is for parody purposes only and doesnt actually reflect Shadman's desires or beliefs, the site shouldn't be taken seriously or viewed by anyone
      Biasatt 23 jun
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    • What?
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    • Gay
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    • 0m1n0u5 23 jun
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    • Me with a 29 to hit
      Mardon05 23 jun
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    • He knocked the highlights out of her hair!
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    • If dungeons and dragons is your biggest "personality trait" you need to develop a real personality.
      Azukana 23 jun
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    • It’s not even that high...
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    • 19 is medium ac, why does everyone look so surprised
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    • She saw Ramona Flowers and felt so empowered
      fatcrung 22 jun
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    • On my first game of dnd my brother picked to have 20 ac
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    • I tell them that they always hit and can roll damage, and hide what the AC is and only apply the damage if they actually hit
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    • If it's a natty 19 the WOW
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    • But what if you a high lvl fighter
      heskin 22 jun
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    • The collective ".....oh no......."
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    • I mean if you roll a 19 with a SHITASS modifier, it's still possible to be fuckeroni and cheesed..
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    • Me, a half elf Hexblade with 22 AC at level 5 who probably forced the DM to homebrew their monsters so i actually take damage: "alright, yeah thats fair. So anyways i started E-Blasting"
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    • NickToonZ 22 jun
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    • You better pray someone has Bless or Fairy Fire
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