• Clark Kent: *takes off glasses to clean them*
Random civilian:
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    • *Puts glasses back on* Citizens: "Must of been the wind"
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    • It would actually be worse if some dude was just doodling on a picture of Superman, does the glasses thing, and is just like: "Hey that look's like the guy who's on the news sometimes- OH SHIT!"
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    • Random Citizen “ah, a man” *Clark Kent takes off glasses* RC “SUPERMAN?”
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    • “Wait, I know you”
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    • Best part is this has happened in the second Superman movie during the 70s I wanna say
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    • I think the disguise works because people probably think Superman is this ubber chad, when in fact he is just a clumsy nerd who simps for Lois.
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    • He slouches while as Clark Kent, even tho the faces look the same, the two personas have very different figures
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    • He has X-ray vision he could just see through the smudges?
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    • Lex Luthor is a ginger. Smallville confirms it.
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    • People who say this disguise doesn’t work have never had a friend take off their glasses who usually wear them
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    • HOLY SHIT THATS SUPERMAN *puts glasses back on*oh nvm he’s gone, oh hey clark were did u come from?
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    • No he’s good, he doesn’t have his little twisty forehead hair down
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    • That’s what the X ray vision is for...
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    • It's wasn't just his glasses. He also changes his hair and slouches to appear meek
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    • He can see through walls why would he need to clean his glasses?
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    • Everyone is gonna forget he has X-ray vision, and can se through smudges and debris on his glasses.
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    • Random civilians have never heard of Clark Kent. Also the reason why most other masked heroes get a couple passes. Bruce Wayne isn't anonymous enough for that.
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    • A man? Super Man!
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    • That’s exactly what cues Lois Lane to discover the truth in the first Christopher Reeve Superman film.
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    • It’s not about if he looks like Superman, it’s about if they’d believe that an ordinary man such as Clark Kent is actually Superman
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    • I'm just here to show off my username because I like it and it's relevant.
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    • It really do be like dat doe
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    • I saw somewhere that when he's Clark he slouches and has a hunch, wears baggy close, and lowers his voice along with the glasses
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    • Doesnt he actually us a psychic ability of sorts to make everyone believe that clark and supes are different? Thought i read that about him somewhere
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    • That’s Superman!! *purs glasses back on* ohh hey Clark lovely day huh
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    • Dont the glasses make people perceive him differently?
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    • I saw that episode the other day it’s when Ross got the hot bitch pregnant and he seen his sweater
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    • That sounds like a funny thing to happen
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    • *thinks of the Five second film*
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    • He wouldnt need to clean his glasses hes got xray vision
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    • That’s genuine comedy
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    • Hey you look like......OK FUCK!!!!!
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    • Michiru from BNA when Shiro takes off his collar.
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    • I hate superman
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    • Do people not understand that superman is playing the role of Clark Kent and that Clark Kent is not playing the role of superman Clark Kent is the disguise Superman is the actual person
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    • Guy: hey heh that nerds washing his-GLASSES!?
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    • Can see through the walls but needs to clean glasses?
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    • Henry Cavill (current Superman) went to Times Square in a Superman T-Shirt while there were a bunch of billboards up of him as Superman throughout the square. No one recognized him. The Clark Kent/Superman disguise argument is over lol
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    • im pretty sure the glasses change the appearance of his eye color and nose
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    • This was literally the plot of Superman II
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    • Batman V Superman where Supergirl crash lands on earth explains it pretty well. Superman is a god to people, larger than life so they wouldn’t even think to look amongst themselves for Superman. Plus, he’s usually flying so it makes him seem 10 feet tall
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    • Doesnt he also compress his spine so he’s shorter?
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    • It's funny because Clark Kent had to start using his super strength to make a face all day so he couldn't get recognized. When he changed into his outfit he was able to relax
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    • I read once that his glasses were actually from Krypton and when he wears them it actually disguises his face to others and causes them to see Clark Kent as looking nothing like Superman.
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    • The reason no one realizes that it's Superman is because the glasses are fused with (something idk) to make his face look completely different. It only looks the same to us, the watchers
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    • Batman is a terrible hero. We all know my super hero is better. It’s depression man. He can give anyone depression. If he’s in a fight he just makes the criminals depressed and not in the mood to commit crimes.
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    • Apparently his glasses are lined with thin traces of kryptonite to make him physically weak and he compresses his spine to alter his height just enough to change his figure.
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    • Clark Kent Glasses = Gray Cowl of Nocturnal
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    • Hair is still different
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    • SUPERMAN FACE! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CITIZEN FACE?!
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    • If you can find a post with the word "I'm" and something after it, tag me and I'll say "Hi _____, I'm Dad!"
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    • I think the glasses change his eye color. He also wears loose fitting clothes, slouches, and speaks in a slightly deeper voice
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    • “Clark Kent?” “Clark Kent the Superman?” “SUPERMAN?!”
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    • He doesn’t need to clean his glasses he has X-ray vision. He’ll just look through them
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    • Citizen: "Oh thats just a normal platypus" *takes glasses off* Citizen: "SUPERMAN THE PLATYPUS?!?"
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    • Superman realizes he's been recognized. Thinking quickly he makes out with the citizen
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    • Would like to say glasses are a good disguise
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    • Hol up
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    • My friends say I look way different when I take off my glasses
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    • Hey clar... how the fuck are you?
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    • Superman wouldn’t have to take them off to clean them since he doesn’t need them to see
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    • 0-0 ...No.
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    • Apparently his glasses aren’t the only disguise. He makes himself appear awkward, geeky, and cowardly which no one would believe is Superman. A great example is the original Superman movies.
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    • HOLY SHIT CLARK KENT IS SUPERMAN. WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN!!!
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    • The quality of features lately have really been top notch.
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    • He has X-ray vision why would he need to
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    • Would it be better to keep a bit of kreptonite sewn into a part of his clothes that way he doesn’t need to consciously limit his strength?
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    • Haha that's a good one.
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    • He used small amounts of heat vision to clean them if its really that bad. Or straight up x ray vision
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    • His glasses amplify his powers of suggestion even when not on his face
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    • He can just see through the dirt.
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    • Couldn't he just x-ray vision past the dust
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    • PERRY THE PLATYPUS!?!?!?!?
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    • We need a 3rd frame where he puts them back on
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    • Can't he xray vision the dirt out of sight
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    • He probably just x-ray visions through the gunk and cleans them when he's alone
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    • He also had the ability to change his body. Clark Kent would have a gut and a slouch while Superman has a big ass chest and stands like a G.adding to the differences
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    • He doesnt need to. He has x-ray vision.
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    • Friends ain’t that funny tho
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    • Agent P in reverse
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    • I took my glasses off once to clean them and my own mother didn't recognize me. Ripe that shit in with a change in posture, attitude, clothing, etc and yeah. It works.
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    • Superman moves at such fast speeds that civilians surely wouldn't see his face. Now, Luthor and Lois have no excuse
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    • He wears baggy clothing and slouches a lot. Clark by appearance looks like a tall but timid and weak man.
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