• whalegod:
One time during class my
drama/english teacher. who's a
devout vegan and all about not
killing animals. accidentally
stepped on a ladybug. He froze up
and slowly cradles it in his hand
and he was so heartbroken and
started quoting Hamlet.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him
that it was a red m&m.
I can't breathe
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    • How do you confuse a ladybug with an m&m
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    • how the fuck do you think an m&m is a bug
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    • It's always I can't breathe
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    • If you cant tell the difference between a crushed insect and a m&m you shouldn't be teaching
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    • Imagine being so retarded you’re a vegan and can’t tell what an m&m is
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    • He knew it was an m&m... it's milk chocolate...
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    • OMG I CANT BREATHEEEE! PHYSICALLY DYING fucking Tumblr retard snowflakes
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    • Imagine being a "devout vegan"
      YoC_ 9 jun
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    • Yo hunting is more humane then buying food at the store
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    • Chocolate is very different from the internals of a bug. Not to mention the noticeable size difference between a ladybug and m&ms
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    • Bullshit. U think someone a professor cant tell ladybug guts from chocolate? And how do you know its an m&m did you go check it? Tumblr is full of pathological liars
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    • How in the hell could he not tell it was an m&m 😑
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    • I feel like a lot of times vegans know the least about nature
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    • No developed adult will think a crushed chocolate candy would be an insect.
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    • A crushed mnm looks nothing like a crushed ladybug
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    • Doubt
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    • "a noble heart cracks today goodnight sweet prince may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest"
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    • How can a grown person not be able to tell the difference between a living lady bug and a red m&m?
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    • That's beyond veganism. That's a form of Buddhism.
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    • What kinda dumbass fuckin teacher can't tell the difference between a ladybug and an M&M fuck out my face
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    • How df could you mix up a ladybug and red m and m, the ladybug is gonna be like liquid when you step on it meanwhile an m&m just looks like m&m shell with chocolate
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    • “i can’t breathe”
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    • Nobody could mistake a red m&m for a lady bug. Shut the fuck up.
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    • A secret? 30 years ago the Chinese government slaughtered thousands of unarmed college students protesting for democracy on Tiananmen Square.
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    • Must be blind if you can’t tell that that thing cradled in your hand is a crushed candy
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    • Microwaved m&ms are the best fucking thing ever
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    • This never happened
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    • How tf did he pick up a crumbled ass M&M after stepping on it?
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    • I'm not a vegan, I just dont like the idea of killing without reason. If you slap a mosquito because it bit you, then its justified. If you kill a bee because it might sting you, that's not. If you shoot a deer, you'd better be bringing it home to cook. Killing shouldn't be fun, it's for survival.
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    • "I can't breathe." Noun. A statement used to clarify something mildly humorous for those with no personality
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    • Serious question, why do people hate Tumblr so much on this app? Like did they piss in your cheerios or something? If you don't like a post scroll past... It's not difficult, and it's a whole lot less negative.
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    • He knew. He wanted to teach a lesson about dramatic deaths
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    • That’s one pussy ass teacher
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    • Source: “dude trust me”
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    • I believe it if it was a small m&m from those cylinder containers
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    • Imagine thinking a m&m literally in your hands is a lady bug
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    • SINCE WHEN DO CRUSHED M&MS LOOK EVEN REMOTELY LIKE A DEAD LADYBUG, HOW DUMB ARE PEOPLE THESE DAYS FUCK DUDE.
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    • Ⓧ Doubt
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    • Kinda the same situation I had a PE teacher who stepped on a gopher and killed it she sat in the grass crying really loud for the rest of the class everyone else just played baseball
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    • Haven’t seen this, like, 20 times.
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    • No guys this is true. I go to class with this person. The teacher is mr. Rodriguez. After this happened, Obama came to commemorate the lady bug. Everyone was clapping, even you. And then the entire class won the lottery for 1 billion dollars and a free ride to Pluto.
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    • So he even had it in his hand and didn't realize it was an M&M? Sounds like bs
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    • Then the M&M clapped.
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    • My 10th grade science teacher was an absolute wacko and she was vegan and one day my friend joey brought in bacon and she flipped out on him and said if he didn’t throw it out she was going to give him detention
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    • I can breathe. In fact I'm breathing normally. In fact my mouth didn't move and my lungs didn't change pace in any manner. Because none of that was remotely true or funny.
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