• When soap cleans 99.99% of germs, so
you mix it with another soap to make it
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    • Siens is french for "boobs"
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    • what if ifunny introduced a game mode in the app called memeoff where you collect memes and challenge other users over memes where you and the other person have 10 seconds to post memes and an audience of 5 rates and after 5 rounds the winner get the meme that has been chosen as a reward
      Aa00 14 jan
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    • Wouldn’t it make it 98.01%
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    • 0.01% of germs
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    • Wouldn’t it be 198%....
      tac0s 14 jan
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    • Sounds more like kemistree
      Chadley 14 jan
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    • That do be pretty wacky
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    • Wouldn’t u have to average it so it would be the same?
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    • HornyGal 14 jan
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    • As the great Jesse Pinkman would say science bitch
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    • But if you just round up99.99% you get 100% easy math
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    • That .1% must be strong and deadly
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    • They only say 99.99% because they can’t get sued that way right?
      _Animoo 17 jan
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    • Still 99.9%, just more quantity. It's like cutting a gallon of whole milk in half and expecting 50% milk.
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    • Wouldn’t that mean there’s 200% germs instead of 100% that it has to clean?
      grrrrrrr 17 jan
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    • AWWWW YEEEAAAHHH. I've been looking for a new meme for when I say sciencey shit lol. This will do
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    • I’m genuinely concerned you don’t know how percents work
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    • Can someone start an argument with me
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    • So germs will owe you death
      Joseph_P 16 jan
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    • He is a sciencer
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    • This just pisses me off
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    • Dumbass it would be 198.98%
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    • It's multiplicative so it should be 99.999999
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    • This is how they get to 99.9%. First chemical gets 45% 2nd gets 65% of what's left and so on so there are 7 soaps in one bottle and if you add more soaps you get 99.99999% to get 100% you have to use fire
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    • Me: Ah, so if I mix amonia and Bleach everything in the area will die.
      caVeman37 16 jan
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    • Soap trusted you, and I did too, so why the bloody hell dose makarov know you?
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    • I'm a sciencer
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    • Your math is wrong
      Takuanuva 16 jan
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    • It would stay the same dumbass
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    • Make sure it’s a different brand tho. Else it’d still be 99.99%. Chances are the .01 is the difference between all them
      Pengwii 15 jan
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    • Wouldn't they cancel each other out
      JaJrizzy 15 jan
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      MrMuda 15 jan
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    • Cringe..
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    • Sceance
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    • Sciencer
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    • Never will reach 100%. It’s like an asymptote, gets a smaller number every time but there will always be bacteria. It just keeps cleaning 99.99% of what’s left
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    • Do all soaps miss the same .01% of germs or does it vary
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    • Creating whats now being called, "anti-germs." Contact between a germ and anti germ results in a complete transfer of mass into energy in the form on 2 gamma rays
      _Smudge_ 15 jan
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    • Is this gonna be the new troll physics?
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    • Hmmmmmm
      dtr9009 15 jan
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    • When you mix ammonia and bleach to make an extra effective cleaning agent
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    • Sciencer
      Peytonimo 15 jan
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    • 199.98% out of 200
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    • Bro people really out here not knowing how to spell syents
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    • I finished #1 in my class
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    • But then there's still 0.02%?
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    • Roark865 14 jan
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    • Get this fuckn zoomer bullshit out of here
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    • S i e n s
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    • Siens rulz
      BlkBon 14 jan
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    • When you mix bleach and anomia to make a super cleaner
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    • Sciencer
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    • No it doesn't
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    • 8 right
      PipRoar 14 jan
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    • Haters gonna say that's not how science works
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    • Can someone post the quote about one of Mom’s kids correcting her about how many people she’ll have under mind control in futurama?
      Fundus 14 jan
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    • something funny
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    • How to explain why it doesnt work that way to my little cousin. That was rough as fuck to do
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    • No, not how it works the .01% becomes the 100% so the other soup gets rid of 99.9% so on and so forth. (not including the ones that are born in between each uses of the soup)
      urboihaz 14 jan
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    • Almost all soap sold in the US today is not antibacterial.
      Tman9999 14 jan
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    • Ths evolution of this stonks meme brings me joy
      pillow_ 14 jan
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    • They say 99.99 so they don’t get sued if someone gets sick
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    • Shampoo gets the hair clean. Conditioner leaves the hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool. Stop looking at me swan
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    • Wouldn't it be 99.999999% since it's getting rid of 99.99% of the remaining 00.01%
      UgamerZT 14 jan
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    • These memes aren't funny change my mind
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    • If you look in the bottom right corner you can see the glow of a watermark
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    • Kemistree
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    • My ex coworker added water to the germX bottle...I guess to make more? Still keeps me up at night.
      LadyDrox 14 jan
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    • Then u accidentally make mustered gas
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    • That's not how it works, that's not how any of this works
      AngryMike 14 jan
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    • water mark
      WeeWooKid 14 jan
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    • How sciencer of you...
      urdie 14 jan
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    • The 99.99% is so you can’t sue them if you get sick. Plus, some bacteria has evolved to be immune to that kind of stuff. It’s a lose/lose situation, but I love scrubbin’ with Dawn hand soap
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    • Soap trusted you, and I thought I could too. So why the bloody 'ell does Makarov know you?
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    • It cleans 100% of germs, and 99.98% of your body!
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    • Toast_E 14 jan
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    • That’s like bleach and ammonia, minus the huffing it until you die
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    • Iw wood be 198% you
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    • I love how Stonks Guy is now a meme format
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    • Mix bleach and anomia
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    • Coff3 14 jan
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    • If you want to clean 100% just use undiluted bleach on your hands and body instead 🤗
      Rynli 14 jan
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