• earlier my daughter asked me if
grownups ever cry. i sat down with
her, hugged her, and explained that
grownups do cry and that we feel
scared, sad, angry and everything
she feels, and it's fine to feel those
things. she then asked me if
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    • And then, right in front of her, I pissed myself.
      willgnyc 31 jul
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    • Ew, you guys still pee?! Lmfao! I stopped doing that when I was 11. Y'all are some gross ass babies. 😤😤
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    • Well do they?
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    • Ofc not dumbbitch
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    • So I hugged her tighter and explained that grownups do pee, and we fart, shit, puke and cum just like her and it's fine to do those things.
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    • Next she'll be asking if they fart
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    • When I was little I had a really hot step mom. And the first thing that came to mind when I was saw her was, ' does she have a pp like me?'
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    • Havent pissed since I was 9. Shits starting to hurt
      _Zephyr 31 jul
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    • I hate these fakeass parents on social media like "oH mY cHIld qUirKY"
      deadfool 31 jul
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    • Shoulda told her "Eww god no...there's something seriously wrong with you sweetie no one else does that"
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    • It's actually an observant question for a child to ask
      schhhhit 31 jul
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    • Well? What did you tell yer? We need answers
      Jacob1700 31 jul
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    • You gotta show her who pees in the house better
      chopstew 31 jul
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    • Well? Do they??
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    • not really related but my ferret just pissed all over his sleeping brother. fucking douche
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    • “No bitch you better get used to holding it”
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    • Sounds like they raising a bitch. Bottle your feelings gang 😤
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    • Haha but what did you tell her? Like what would you tell someone who doesn't know? Just like as a joke you should say it lol
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    • Lay her down and piss on her!
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    • Only during sex
      Diablokin 31 jul
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    • “Yes, but white if you’re male, and red if you’re female”
      Ressurect 31 jul
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    • Ill take "Bullshit that didnt happen" for 500
      Mr_Krimbs 31 jul
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    • Girls can cry
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    • Do you fart
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    • I dont pee. I give a SHOW!!!
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    • I was thinking the other day about how I began to fear adulthood as I entered it because as a kid I was under the impression that everything is true happiness and those sad/mad/anxious emotions we feel are judt temporary, because my family didn't want me to see any strife. Then I became majorly...
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    • Only on Tuesdays
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    • You mean it’s okay for girls to do those things. Guys are not allowed to show emotion in today’s times. We are also not allowed to talk to people without fear of being attacked and defamed. We also do not have say in our marriage, or our children’s lives. All we get is around 20% more pay (1/2)
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    • No they didn’t because Twitter twats love to make up shit about their kids for clout on the internet
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    • Grown women cry. Grown men do not. Woman are allowed and accepted to be emotional babies, men are not, and I do not want my son to grow up and think it’s okay to be weak.
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    • Y'all ever break up with someone and you miss waking up to texts so you just download Tinder so you can wake up to likes and messages? 😂
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    • A dad would just said yes while the mom has to give a lecture about the things the kid is not interested in
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    • Bruh its because we are all literally children findin out new trends every year. Learning more about this interesting planet even though id consider people to be dangerous. Not purposefully of course in all accidental.
      Mr_Mkay 3 aug
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    • Bitch you coulda just said yeh
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    • Well what did you tell her?
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    • Happiness is like peeing your self, I haven't done it since I was 9
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    • “Yes - sometimes even on each other”
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    • Pffft lol pissing is for babies, gave that shit up as soon as I turned 10
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    • Prime example of treating your kid like a snowflake for no reason
      0btuse 3 aug
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    • No, you lose that privilege after you turn 24
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    • How old is this retarded kid?
      diplo30 3 aug
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    • No
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    • No we're birds we shit and piss from one hole on our toe
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    • And i said nothing, im not having kids
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    • I stopped peeing when i was in 1st grade cause i pissed myself in class, was not about to take that risk again.
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    • Why didn’t you just say yes to both of the questions
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    • Shit went from 100 to 0 real quick
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    • Lol that’s funny, so uh how far can you guys nut?
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    • Her daughter’s 12 years old.
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    • Then she's gonna ask if we shit and cum
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    • What’s the difference
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    • Well? Do they???
      user42 2 aug
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    • Young Kids aren’t looking for some emotional validation, they just ask questions and accept any answer. Like my friends kid asked why that sky is blue and my friends said “because fire trucks are red” and he was like ok, that makes sense. He was 4 at the time.
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    • Excellent question! Do grownups pee?
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    • no
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    • I outgrew peeing
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    • I don’t cry. I just hold it in until I explode every now and again.
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    • No they don't
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    • And then I peed in her mouth
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    • When I was little I used to think grownups couldn't be bored.
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    • Dumbass
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    • Yes, yes we do 😳
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    • No, once you hit puberty, you stop peeing
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    • i Would’ve told her no
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    • "Your dad peed on me last night, as a matter of fact"
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    • Crimson demons don’t pee
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    • My youngest daughter asked me why her big sister has hair on her "cookie" and when she will grow her boobies like her big sister.
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    • Better not have answered that the small ones arent supposed to know till their big
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    • Yea we pee we poop and we have white stuff come out of our pee pee which depending on what it looks like, someone just had a really good time or they have an infection.
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    • This has to be a lie. No way that anyone's kid would have to ask if they pee because kids always follow their parents to the bathroom. 🤣🤣
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    • Children
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    • Do they?
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    • There is a kid at my school, im in grade 12, he made fun of me for taking a shit and I said "you don't shit" and he said "fuck no, I don't shit, that's gross"
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    • Can't be real. If you were a real parent there would have been several years of your kids young life where they had to follow you to the bathroom or they'd get scared. And unless you're immune to bad days, they've definitely seen you cry.
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    • Do they? I'm asking for a friend.
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    • Grownups don't need to pee
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    • Women don’t poo
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    • No don't be silly
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    • Well do they?
      Tobs420 1 aug
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    • People act like such f@gs explains shit to kids just be like yeah we piss
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    • It is rare for grown ups to cry, unless they are mentally unstable.
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    • Asking the important questions. The answer is men do. Women don't need to use the bathroom. That's why it's sometimes called the "Powder room." No need for a bath, just some powder.
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    • Pussies cry
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    • Her daughter is 17
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    • Some grown ups need to cry. And they all act like it's some big deal. It's emotions. We have them. Why are you hiding them so much.
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    • Smart kid. She’s going places!
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    • I believe this story
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    • ofc not what kinda question is that dumb bitch
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    • Piss on her
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    • "You dumb fucking whore of course not"
      El_curse 1 aug
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    • Do you poop?
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    • When I was little I saw my dad in the bathroom and thought he pees from his belly button
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    • That's what crying is for grown ups.
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    • I just turned 18 and my urethra closed
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