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    • Hahahahahhahah yes yes totally happened yes yes
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    • Sure, that happened.
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    • Come on man, 3? You could have at least said 6 or 9......3 my noon? Really noon?
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    • Man, don’t y’all hate it when your 3 year can grasp the concept of mortality and then makes a sophisticated sassy remark back to you?
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    • Your child did not say that
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    • Don’t vaccinate him and prove your own point
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    • Why do we care if shit actually happened or not? Just stop being bitches and enjoy the joke.
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    • I asked ly 3 yo brother where french came from and he said "french is part of the gallo-romance language family, when italo-western romance split into proto italian and western romance, the western romance people migrated to france and spain. French then evolved in the northern gaul region"
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    • Trust me a 3 yr old cant say that ... my 5 yo has some clever comments sometimes but the concept of parents outliving children and connecting that to this is far too advanced for a 5 yo let alone a 3 yo. Maybe 6
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    • If you told me like, a middleschooler said that, maybe. Not super funny but plausible. But 3? Nah.
      Sakichan a month
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    • Twitter is for parents who wish they never had kids and try to make up fake shit their children said to cope with the fact that they made a horrible mistake by having kids. It’s just a hunch.
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    • This really isn’t that hard to believe
      lishemaneu a month
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    • All right I totally understand the doubt here but I absolutely believe this happened kids are fucking psychopaths I stg. Gave my 6yo sister in law her sandwich cut wrong and she looked me dead in the eyes and said 'It won't hurt if you die soon' I was ready to square up with a child
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    • And then every clapped
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    • This one is actually possible everyone just assumed everything is fake because their life is boring
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    • Then Obama showed up, an earthquake happened, jesus returned, Half-Life 3 came out
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    • And then the whole crowd clapped
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    • So in order for your 3 year old to say that (which he didn’t) he would of had to understand death and that you will die before him. That is not common sense for a 3 year old. Idk what fucked parent felt the need to explain that to a 3 year old. Also your child was okay with the thought of you dead
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    • Why are so many people convinced stuff like this doesn’t happen it’s like people think all kids are dumb
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    • spongeVRo a month
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    • That 3 year old should go directly to college with the rate he attains knowledge
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    • Anyone who has worked with 3 year olds knows that this is possible as they have their moments of brilliance, but it's unlikely.
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    • Then everybody clapped and then Obama gave him a medal and trumps wife kissed him and then they won the lottery
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    • “looked me dead in the eyes” shut the fuck up no one cares
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    • Lmao one TIME I was babysitting my 2 Year old nepHEW and he deadasS looks up at ME and goes "I'm more of a pimp then you'll ever be." And PROCEEDED TO BEAT UP A PROSTITUTE TO DEATG OMG I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING 🔥🤣🔥🤣⬆️🤯👊🏿👺😎👨🏿‍🌾👨🏿‍🌾👨🏿‍🌾👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️👳🏾‍♂️🧖‍♀️
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    • Smsfl420 a month
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    • My three year old also told me buuur beeeeh. He then proceeded to regurgitate his lunch
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    • He did not say that. Bullshits on aisle 5 sir.
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    • Everyone saying this didn’t happen but I have a lot of nieces and nephews who are toddlers and they definitely will say stuff like this
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    • And than Barack Obama came in and gave you a handshake and the toddler won a Nobel prize
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    • I think this couldve happened, I dont think it was threatening but instead was meant in the childish way like: "This is my cookie" "No, this is MY cookie"
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    • Children aren’t high functioning enough to understand the concept of mortality for like two more years
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    • Lol my toddler accidentally wrote a math equation to enter the 4th dimension
      Ib8People a month
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    • Just don’t vaccinate him then see who’s laughing
      bb_gril a month
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    • I would have believed this if he said 10 year old maybe 8 or 9 year old but not fuckin’ 3 c’mon man
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    • Did everyone clap?
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    • What even about this is unbelievable? You people seriously need to get out more.
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    • I could actually believe this because there was one time my sister was going around saying everything was hers saying “MY chair, MY couch, MY TV,” and my parents said “No honey those are Mommy and Daddy’s,” and she turned to our mom and said “MY mommy,”.
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    • My 1 day old said that the anti baseballs of yesterday are the baseballs of tomorrow
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    • Today my 2 year old told me "you have to move on dad, the crash wasn't your fault". Lmao so randem
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    • Yea I'll take shit that didn't happen for $600, Alex
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    • That implies that a toddler understands the concept of morality. Sure.
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    • I could see this conversation with a 13 year old. Would have been a better lie.
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    • Bold of that fictional kid to assume hed live past the age of 5
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    • And Obama was there
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    • "I'll take....(Things That Didn't Happen) for $200 Alex"
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    • I don’t think a 3 year old has a sense of mortality yet.
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    • Yeah this totally fucking happened
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    • I’ll take “things that never happened” for 500, Alex.
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    • 3, really, elementary, probably, middle school, possibly, but 3 really, 3
      TitsandRitz a month
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    • Hey, Joe here, this did not happen, because it’s not true, therefore it’s fake, since it bears no truth in it, making this statement false.
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    • I can actually see a little kid saying this he may not know the implications of what he said or what it means but chances are he said it
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    • Then everyone clapped
      Machu1229 a month
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    • Where’s that meme from a few sets ago about the dad “asking” his son about how people make up conversations with their kid from a lack of imagination
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    • My three year old was big into debates about Marxist revisionist histories
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    • One day when I was 18 I was going out with friends and mom was mad at me about something dumb and wasn’t gonna let me go out, but then I realized I was 18 and I told her I’m going and she can’t stop me and then I left and neither of us knew how to handle that when I came home later lmao
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    • Some people here have obviously never talked to a toddler or ever been outside long to hear a toddler’s conversation.
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    • Yeah totally, and then the black guy actually took care of his family.
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    • Then everyone clapped
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    • The dad died later that night...
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    • As a mother of a 3 year old, I can confirm this shit never happened.
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    • I have never seen a 3 year old who can form sentences that well
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    • It’s actually not that unbelievable
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    • This actually seems like something they would say.
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    • Did it happen? Shit man probably not, is it funny none the less? Yeah, do jokes always happen for real irl? No
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    • Just become antivax XDDDD
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    • and then the Kool aid man busted through the dry wall and in walked Obama who gave your son a Nobel prize, congrats good sir
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