• Im trying to take my girl out to
eat tomorrow, but im broke Bro you're good, this is why
friends are for right I'll take her out to eat tomorrow
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    • When my bf and I first started dating his card got rejected in front of me. Of course I paid. I would've initially had he been honest about it. A relationship really is 50/50.
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    • Mr. Steal yo girl strikes again
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    • Polygamy and Communism? Whooo boy. Grab a seat.
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    • Polygamy is the solution
      Weird 6 jul
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    • If you're an adult man and you can't afford to take your girl out, I don't think you deserve a girl. Same for guy. Have money to spend for yourself first.
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    • Just clean your face pat your cheeks and tell her "I'll be the only one eating tonight."
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    • Car fact not about cars: This is basically the whole sub plot of Pulp Fiction.
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    • Call me what you may but now that I actually have a girlfriend the thought of that really pisses me off.
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    • Yes Bugs Bunny
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    • Plot twist, he's laying down the, "if you break his heart you will be facing serious consequences" talk on her
      CKent 6 jul
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    • I made a vow to, tell people that I’m broke when they ask to borrow money. Not my fault you can’t manage your own finances.
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      Drymir 6 jul
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    • Hey, eating out your homies girl is a true favor
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    • Who can’t afford to go out to eat?
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    • watch, it's his sister
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    • It’s all good bro I’ll eat her out tomorrow
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    • That dush
      zparde17 7 jul
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    • And that's when your homie that takes her out to dinner gets to clap her cheeks too
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    • Wait...
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    • I mean A few dollar burgers and spending time together at the park could be just as fulfilling. Unless she’s just a bitch and wants hundred spent on her :/
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    • Or have a conversation about women's rights progress and how great equality is. Then ask her to take you out to dinner.
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    • Did anyone else read “I can’t eat my girl out tonight because I’m broke”
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      greah 6 jul
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