• cap-gamelamer:
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY
GENUINELY A THING THAT
AMERICANS DON'T HAVE
KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE
by throwing it into the harbor
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    • Fun Fact: Americans are objectively better than the british “people”.
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    • We're just smart enough to realize that you can boil water in literally any pot, or even just stocking a single cup of water in the microwave, , and you dont need to buy a specialized kettle to do it.
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    • We have kettles what the fuck are y’all on about? British people are stupid
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    • spudnik_ 4 jul
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    • Tea pots
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    • God I love freedom
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    • No they're pretty common but probably not as common as in England
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    • But...I own a kettle?
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    • Yes, we have kettles, no, we dont use them. We have grocery stores that supply it. OR if you have a grandparent who makes their own, but if we make our own, we just put it into a picture then put the stupid tea bags, then put it in the sun or whatever.
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    • We have electric kettles but we use them for coffee
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    • British people really hate that we can just boil a cup of water in the microwave. I once asked why, and some guy went on a rant about how the water isn't boiled properly lol
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    • We boil water in a pot
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    • Fact: British people don't exist
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    • We have kettles, we just on average drink less tea, so a whole kettle would be a waste. We use Keurigs and make one cup instead.
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    • As an Australian, using a kettle is much easier and quicker than putting a pot of water onto a stove and waiting for it to heat up
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    • _nyah 6 jul
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    • Of course we have kettles.
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    • Iced Tea baby. Also pots
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    • Powdered tea, bitches
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    • Fun fact we do the same way as yall but them put half gallon of pure sugar in
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    • Um we simply don’t make tea? It’s that easy
      weemack 4 jul
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    • The last time we cared what Europeans thought of us, it was 1776
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    • But we do have kettles
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    • Imagine giving a shit about some dumb nasty tea
      iEatAss_ 6 jul
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    • this app is so American no British people can speak 😂😂
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    • I’m American and I would just like to ask, why the FUCK do you guys not own kettles??? It’s not like a super British thing to own it’s just for boiling water like wtf?? I’ve had one my whole life it’s how you make hot cocoa and shit like really? You don’t own a mf kettle??
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    • Just a testimonial from a British person. I've always had kettles in the houses ive lived in but 80/90% of its usage goes towards boiling water for pasta/boiling of any veg. So its just a little bit of a time saver. Admittedly convoluted but its like $5 for a kettle that lasts a decade so its aight.
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    • wait you guys don’t have kettles
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    • But we
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    • America, FUCK YEAH
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    • Put it in a pot and add water. And if you want hot tea use a Krueger
      CutieLuu 5 jul
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    • It’s weird because Americans loved tea but stopped after the taxation of it
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    • blue_too 4 jul
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    • just heat up some snapple
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    • I use a pot for my SWEET tea
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    • I mean shit I either use a pot or a kettle I got and throw it in a pitcher and shit,non of them fancy lil tea cups
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    • What the fuck is the uk smoking? Of course we have kettles... but what can you expect from "people" that prefer instant coffee.
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    • Nabbit 4 jul
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    • Wtf is a kettle?!?! You mean a teapot you British fuck
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    • Flister 4 jul
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    • Those of us who make tea the normal way have tea pots aka metal kettles , those of us who make gallons of iced tea can use these aswell but can also use pots , those who want to send a message to their tyrannical governments by ruining millions of dollars worth of tea tend to toss them into the bay
      hamer51 5 jul
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    • The fuck is a kettle
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    • Wait yall frl don't have kettles? Them shits are useful bruh
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    • I have a kettle didn't know it was normal to not
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    • Tea pots or just boil water in a normal pot with a tea bag in it
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    • You guys do love to attack each other but at the end of the day both places are shit
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    • The fuck is a Kettle?
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    • I have a kettle but I don’t make tea
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    • Microwave the water. Add a tea bag and sugar
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    • Yes
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    • Lots of Americans just don’t drink tea
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    • LOL BRITISH PERSON SCREAMING BECAUSE AMERICA DOESNT HAVE A BASICALLY USELESS THING THAT THEY REALLY DO HAVE GUYS IM FAT AND RETARDED NOW LAUGH
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    • We buy whole ass jugs of it fammo.
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    • I use a kettle
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    • I have a kettle
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    • We just make ours in regular pots.
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    • Teapot.
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    • Where's that superiority reaction image?
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    • Microwaves
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    • Microwave
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    • A majority of Americans prefer a coffee in the morning.
      ItsAnnie 5 jul
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    • Wait, im american but i own a kettle
      j5gaming 4 jul
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    • Sorry, why would I wanna make hot leaf water?
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    • My dad drinks tea every day. Don’t get me wrong he’s a fuckin patriot but he loves tea and can’t stand coffee
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    • It’s called a pot stupid
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    • man fuck tea
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    • Coffee
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    • Guys can't we just get along?
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    • But... I do have a kettle
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    • How disgusting. Destroying private property and throwing it in the harbor? Just follow the law and don’t protest
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    • i have a kettle
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    • My dad fills his cup with hot water from the Keurig and puts an individual teabag in the cup.
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    • We boil it in a pot. Same as noodles. Add a lot of sugar in it and then put it in the fridge and then drink it in a mason jar with ice in it and the occasional lemon
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    • We don’t drink tea
      Imuntz 7 jul
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    • I thought everyone had tea kettles
      Raelis 7 jul
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    • We...have kettles
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    • I have a kettle, everyone I know has a kettle so wtf
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    • That’s tea brits 🍵
      HummerH3 7 jul
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    • Kettles are still a thing just not exclusively?
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    • I use a kettle
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    • Sun tea. Put a shit load of teabags in a giant jar filled with water and let that shit sit out in the sun. Boom, tea.
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    • microwave
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