• Instructor: ...and this is how you take off
Me: Ok cool, but how do i land?
Instructor:
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    • I know it's for comedy, but for the curious, kamikaze attacks weren't used until late in the war, when they were desperate. As someone who is part Japanese, I can tell you that we are devoted to our country. But, I side with the 442nd, who fought for the US in the war
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    • Usually dont like these memes, but the fact that the headband actually says kamikaze makes it up to me
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    • Kamikaze pilots, at the beginning, were actually highly trained pilots. It was only until the end of the war that the pilots were less qualified.
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    • “You see that harbor right there?”
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    • With style
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    • “Well it’s sort of like landing “
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    • Kamikaze...BONZAIIIII
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    • Japanese kamikaze pilots were actually very well trained. The best way to inspire devotion enough to kill yourselves in battle is to make people feel like they are special and unique for doing it.
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    • BONSAI!!
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    • They used volunteers for kamikazes. It started with manned torpedos. But Japanese nationalism and honor and loyalty to their emperor made it a serious issue if they didn’t volunteer when asked though. But they knew what they were getting from the onset.
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    • Tenno heika BANZAIIIIIII
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    • Pear harbor be like
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    • You see that ship with the American flag? Yeah go ask them
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    • Ka meh ha meh haaaaaa SUICIDE!
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    • HA CUZ KAMIKAZE
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    • As a certified flight Instructor in Houston I can confirm that this is true
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    • Is this ww2 Japanese suicide kamikaze pilots
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    • Unpopular opinion, the Japanese didn’t kamikaze ships, they were just trying to land.
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    • At least we got bosozoku from the ones who couldn’t before the war ended
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    • Basically the start of Hatchet
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    • “How do I land?” “Aiming for the biggest ship.”
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    • Yo.... I posted this yesterday, motherfucker stole my meme and got a feature
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    • Aim for the bushes?
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    • When I was getting my pilots license it literally happened that way. My instructor was fucking nuts
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    • I thought this was gonna be an Afro samurai meme cause I saw the head band and now I’m sad
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    • For real, landing is scary as shit
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    • It always ends with a rough landing
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    • The wind of God's, 神風, is the name they gave to the hurricane the destroyed the Mongolian armada on TWO separate occasions. The Mongolians would've destroyed them bu after the second time the Mongolians gave up trying to conquer Japan. It was a move of desperation to kamikaze in the war.
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    • Bruh imagine bein a Japanese in the medieval ages. You’d have to kill yourself every time something embarrassing happens like how did that island last for that long. You’d think the whole population would have killed themselves over stubbing their toe or something.
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    • Reminded me of when peter didn’t understand what a kamikaze pilot was. “I got it, he was a kamiicamilian but why haven’t I met him?”
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    • But kamikaze pilots were taught how to land in case they didn’t find any ships... that’s would be absolutely retarded to waste resources trying to find a ship and having to crash land in the middle of the pacific when you are already in a war of attrition.
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    • Answer: you dont
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    • Fun fact: they caught one of the 9/11 terrorists prior to it happening because during a flight lesson, the guy apparently wasn’t interested in learning how to land; the instructor called the police.
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    • On the enemy
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    • You slam into to american boat
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    • Hard
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    • Ah, the plane will take care of that
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    • If The plane is on the ground and the pilot is Alive then it's a successful landing
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    • Im currently learning how to fly and no joke you actually don’t learn how to land till way later. So if anything happened to my instructor in those first flights I’d have been screwed
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    • Apparently, the majority of successful strikes on Pearl Harbor targets were not kamikaze bombers.
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    • This is actually true. They taught the pilots how to fly, but when it came time to land the instructor would take over.
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